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I hate you. I hate you all.

Rain is not fun. It's cold, it's wet. It makes you itchy if you go to work and it rains and your pants and shirt get wet. Yes, it smells good. It makes me shiver. I don't like to shiver, or be cold. Rain sucks.

Snow is evil. It melts, then freezes into ice. Ice makes me look not-so-cool when I'm strutting down the street and fall on my {expletive antidisestablishmentarianized by Cspace} because of some ice hidden beneath the snow. Snow is also cold. It is also wet. It's fun to watch, but a {expletive Chuck Norris'd by Cspace} to shovel. It's also great to look at at night if it is pristine, but it looks like crap after people walk on it and drive through it, making everything look like it's dirty and gross. Then it all melts and soaks everything down and causes water to drain into people's houses.

Thunderstorms are cool. They're loud, amazing to watch, and unpredictable. I love getting caught outside in them, because it feels like I'm defying nature by weathering her storms. I love the sound of thunder, if I'm in bed and hear it, it helps me sleep. I love watching lightning. It's such an amazing occurrance.

I love warm winds. I love letting my shirt/jacket blow in the breeze and look like I'm wearing some sort of cape or something. I hate cold winds. They make my facial and nazal hair freeze and turn all white and funny looking. It also makes me shiver, although I walk directly into it and undo my jacket just to defy it. Because that's how I roll.

I love endless heat. I love sitting in +100F degree temperatures and above. I could live with that constantly. I despise -40F degree temperatures, and lower still. When you walk outside and it's hard to breath without coughing because it's -56C outside with the wind chill, something is wrong.

In summary, cold sucks, rain sucks, heat is awesome, storms are awesome, and come on in heeeeeere..!

You are a terrible, terrible man, Zolon.

Rain sucks (it rained for a week without stopping here in October).
Snow sucks (damn cold and we have 30cm of the white stuff atm and it won't go away until march-april). Storms suck (No computer/tv)
Summer rules! Sun, clear blue sky, swimming, festivals yeeees!

Snow isn't evil at all...

Snow is fun. Driving on it is even more fun . It's like turning on Hard Mode.

How come nobody is jibble-ized?!

Immune. Well, when it's text-based, anyway.

I concur.

Fine, Mr. Flamey-Pants.
You come down and do my job in the ~110 degrees heat for 8 hours a day 7 days a week.
I will GLADLY take your place up where you actually get snow. I will GLADLY take a place where that if and when it rains outside in the winter, I know I have a good chance of slipping on ice.
I will GLADLY take any rain you don't want.

In short, come on down heeeeeere..!.
Sincerely, Mike/Kaiser/Res/Unjibbliefied.

... Rain! *drools*