I noticed some themes in the
quiz and fooled around with it to find the last result:

You are a hyperactive moderator for forum sites. Spam must be wiped from the face of the Earth, and no one is better capable of this than you. It's up to you to accomplish this noble end and bring down the insane spamming opposition. Along with this, you are often one to expect perfection from others, and if they are indeed lower than you in their moral standing you have every right to torture them in your own methodical ways. It is all for a good cause though, and they will thank you in the end.
I think I got the caffeine one, even though I don't drink soda, coffeee, or red bull.

It's must've been because I chose to ride around the store in a cart..