New Rpg Hosted By Curvedspace! Fantasy This Time.
#76
Posted 21 June 2004 - 02:41 AM
QUOTE (mase windu @ Jun 20 2004, 09:13 PM) |
o_O I asked Seth to entertain me, and he told me this joke: So a pirate goes in to a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. The bartender says, "You know you have a steering wheel in your pants." The pirate replies, "Yaaarr, 'tis drivin' me nuts!" CSPACE!! DID YOU ADD THIS???? |
Lol, no


The programmers have an interesting sense of humor, hehe.

#79
Posted 21 June 2004 - 11:10 AM
I don't maim. I stab! *Maims with pitchfork* Wait... that's maiming, only it's stabbity maiming. STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAB-maim.
Chocobo Voice
Chocobo Voice
HI! I'M BACK SPORADICALLY! Nobody probably remembers me :(
#80
Posted 21 June 2004 - 09:23 PM
You have encountered Huge Bald Programmer which lunges at you with Shining Forehead!
Level: 3
Start of round:
Huge Bald Programmer's Hitpoints: 1
YOUR Hitpoints: 11
You hit Huge Bald Programmer for 5 points of damage!
You feel as if you have seen this man before in the village
You have slain Huge Bald Programmer!
You receive 121 gold!
You receive 33 total experience!
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Didn't know you programmed yourself in, C'sp
Level: 3
Start of round:
Huge Bald Programmer's Hitpoints: 1
YOUR Hitpoints: 11
You hit Huge Bald Programmer for 5 points of damage!
You feel as if you have seen this man before in the village
You have slain Huge Bald Programmer!
You receive 121 gold!
You receive 33 total experience!
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Didn't know you programmed yourself in, C'sp

Those who will remember, will speak fondly of the warm morning breeze.
#81
Posted 21 June 2004 - 09:55 PM
lvl 3? Are you a page? Or did you just start?
Lardman attacks you with Fatty Foods!
Level 3
Start of Round
Lardman's hitpoints: 30
Your hitpoints:82
You execute a minor power move!
You hit Lardman for 38 points of damage!
Lardman! Doo do do do do doo. Your life is, an exciting adventure! LARDMAN!
You have slain Lardman!
You gain 1 exp points!
*Because of the fatty nature of this fight, you lose 6 charm points! (*0-6=One heckuvan ugly person!)
Lardman attacks you with Fatty Foods!
Level 3
Start of Round
Lardman's hitpoints: 30
Your hitpoints:82
You execute a minor power move!
You hit Lardman for 38 points of damage!
Lardman! Doo do do do do doo. Your life is, an exciting adventure! LARDMAN!
You have slain Lardman!
You gain 1 exp points!
*Because of the fatty nature of this fight, you lose 6 charm points! (*0-6=One heckuvan ugly person!)
HI! I'M BACK SPORADICALLY! Nobody probably remembers me :(
#82
Posted 24 June 2004 - 10:26 PM
OMFG!! I LOVE LARDMAN!!!
that's a weebls-stuff cartoon!! I love the programmers.
You have encountered An Enchanted Toilet which lunges at you with Ninja Flushing Action!
Level: 5
Start of round:
An Enchanted Toilet's Hitpoints: 6
YOUR Hitpoints: 25
You hit An Enchanted Toilet for 2 points of damage!
An Enchanted Toilet tries to hit you but you RIPOSTE for 4 points of damage!
That was just weird
You have slain An Enchanted Toilet!
You receive 113 gold!
You receive 56 total experience!
that's a weebls-stuff cartoon!! I love the programmers.
You have encountered An Enchanted Toilet which lunges at you with Ninja Flushing Action!
Level: 5
Start of round:
An Enchanted Toilet's Hitpoints: 6
YOUR Hitpoints: 25
You hit An Enchanted Toilet for 2 points of damage!
An Enchanted Toilet tries to hit you but you RIPOSTE for 4 points of damage!
That was just weird
You have slain An Enchanted Toilet!
You receive 113 gold!
You receive 56 total experience!
#83
Posted 24 June 2004 - 11:49 PM
lol i just started and already died on my first turn but who cares when you can torment other people now lol

We march... We march to war... We march... We fight... We are Spartans. Blood will fall, but it will not be ours... We march... Sparta is war reborn... we are the children of war... We are Spartans.
I am Leonidas, and this is my story. I have met the wolf, felt its bite, and I have survived. These new wolves are neverending, but Sparta will show true might. Though we fall, still we will come for we are war incarnate. I have started this, and so must I finish it. Xerxes shall die, this I, Leonidas, warlord of Sparta, do say. This is the story of the 300... the story of Spartan heroism. Though we bled the ground red at Thermopolyae, still we live on.
War is Sparta, We are Spartans. We are War!