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#1
X Zolon 
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Posted 23 June 2004 - 10:07 PM
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| You have encountered Methane Man which lunges at you with Unfriendly Gasses! Level: 7 Start of round: Methane Man's Hitpoints: 15 YOUR Hitpoints: 63 You execute a power move!!! You hit Methane Man for 46 points of damage! Must have been that bean he ate! You have slain Methane Man! You receive 58 gold! ***Because of the simplistic nature of this fight, you are penalized 19 experience! (76 - 19 = 57) You receive 57 total experience! |
It's me!
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#2
Jarik C-Bol
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Posted 23 June 2004 - 11:20 PM
I dont have the whole battle, but i have a bunch of funny enimys:
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| You have encountered Someone's Grandfather which lunges at you with Stories that go nowhere ! You have encountered Animate Junkheap which lunges at you with Stench of 1000 rotten potatos. ! You have encountered Willie the Wonder Hampster which lunges at you with Nuclear Sunflower Seeds ! You have encountered Monstrous Dustbunny which lunges at you with Sneezing fits ! You have encountered Clown Of Death which lunges at you with Balloon Animals from Beyond ! You have encountered Enchanted Laundry Basket which lunges at you with Stinky Socks of Terror ! You have encountered Bettie the Amazing Kung-Fu Butterfly which lunges at you with Stupendous Kung-Fu Wings ! You have encountered Lindsey, Daughter of Erin the Ninja Squirrel which lunges at you with A peanut-shooter ! |
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Crown
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Posted 25 June 2004 - 02:50 PM
You have encountered Rude Student which lunges at you with Worn Textbook!
kids these days...
EDIT:
hey i encountered "Something Special"
kids these days...EDIT:
hey i encountered "Something Special"
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| "Oh, you came!" she beams. "Hero, how can I ever thank you?" After a few hours in each others arms, you leave the princess' side and go on your way, but not without a small token of her appreciation. She showed you things you never dreamed of. |
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| in exchange he whacks you with his pretty stick, and you receive... |
dont wanna ruin it
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| An old man whacks you with a pretty stick, giggles and runs away! You receive one |
man when will this whacking stop?? lol its getting annoying
This post has been edited by Crownguitar: 25 June 2004 - 03:00 PM
#7
Ferret Overlord
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Posted 26 June 2004 - 04:51 AM
You encounter Giant Goldfish Cracker which lunges at you with Catchy Slogan!
You encounter Demonic Cat which lunges at you with something or other (I forgot)
You have slain Demonic Cat.
One more kitty sent to meh.
Not a joke. That's actually what it said (Or something near that)~
You encounter Demonic Cat which lunges at you with something or other (I forgot)
You have slain Demonic Cat.
One more kitty sent to meh.
Not a joke. That's actually what it said (Or something near that)~
This post has been edited by Ferret Overlord: 26 June 2004 - 04:51 AM
HI! I'M BACK SPORADICALLY! Nobody probably remembers me :(
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Ratty
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Posted 28 June 2004 - 10:49 AM
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| First to confront a worthless piece of code and quote it's weapon or something for proof gets 50 gold. |
You have encountered Worthless Piece Of Code which lunges at you with 101001010101001!
You hit Worthless Piece Of Code for 7 points of damage!
FATAL EXCEPTION: Terminating Worthless Piece Of Code
You have slain Worthless Piece Of Code!
, dw about the 50 coins, not worth much at my lvl nemore
Empty sig is empty.
#11
obiwan22
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Posted 28 June 2004 - 05:16 PM
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| You have encountered Everquest Junkie which lunges at you with 1337 Sp34k! Level: 12 Start of round: Everquest Junkie's Hitpoints: 12 YOUR Hitpoints: 65 You hit Everquest Junkie for 16 points of damage! D00d U pwned that guy! |
Lol, Star, he has you on there (look down)
You have encountered A Turkey which lunges at you with Reeses Craving!
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Ferret Overlord
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Posted 28 June 2004 - 10:21 PM
Here's one.
The Gowers lunges at you wit lag!
You hit the Gowers for 0 hp
You have slain the gowers!
Andrew gasps, "Stupid team" and Paul says "Map sucked..."
The Gowers lunges at you wit lag!
You hit the Gowers for 0 hp
You have slain the gowers!
Andrew gasps, "Stupid team" and Paul says "Map sucked..."
HI! I'M BACK SPORADICALLY! Nobody probably remembers me :(
#14
obiwan22
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Posted 28 June 2004 - 10:47 PM
| QUOTE (Ferret Overlord @ Jun 28 2004, 05:21 PM) |
| Here's one. The Gowers lunges at you wit lag! You hit the Gowers for 0 hp You have slain the gowers! Andrew gasps, "Stupid team" and Paul says "Map sucked..." |
Paul isn't a Gower...It's only Ian and Andrew..oh, and, is that real? Lol..
#15
Raktor
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Posted 29 June 2004 - 01:44 AM
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| You have encountered Rude Student which lunges at you with Worn Textbook! Level: 1 Start of round: Rude Student's Hitpoints: 10 YOUR Hitpoints: 10 You call Rude Student a bad name, making it cry. You hit Rude Student for 1 points of damage! Rude Student feels dejected and cannot attack as well |