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The Girl- A Ferret Overlord Documentary

#1 {lang:macro__useroffline}   Ferret Overlord {lang:icon}

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Posted 08 July 2004 - 09:33 PM

I'm taking camp at the YMCA. I'm bussed with these really snobby girls, so I decide to do a documentary on them. Entitled THE GIRL



The Girl-

8:42am
The subjects are extremely hyper and seems to have developed some primitive language. I have decipher a few words, such as earring (apparently a jewelery piece), Jimmy(some other member of their 'clan', most likely male), and car (some unit of transportation). I was spotted and they regarded me with looks of something of disgust.

9:25am
The subjects seem to have some possesion over the males of their tribe, and argueing over who was 'their man' was common. One subject pulled out some sort of elastic weapon and snapped it on another subjects arm. The one who was hit kicked the other in the area just above what seems to be their feet, though their feet are strapped to some sort of device.

9:45am-3:30pm
I have not seen the subjects for an extended period, but as they left, I heard them discussing something called dance camp. It sounds like some sort of meeting or ritual.


3:49pm
The subjects are now leaving for some sort of transport vehicle. I dare to follow them on. Luckily, they didn't seem to notice. Though while they were waiting for the vehicle, I noticed they were extremely impatient and would constantly tap their feet or make a whining noise.

4:00pm
The trip was uneventful, though I did dechipher a few more words. Bling is obviously some sort of currency. MTV is an entertainment group of some sort, and Platinum Steppers were another kind of device such as the ones I noticed on their feet earlier on. The subjects have seemingly dissapeared in a relatively small crowd. I will have to bring what I have back to the lab for further analyzation.
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Posted 08 July 2004 - 09:56 PM

o_O



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Posted 09 July 2004 - 07:22 AM

LOL!
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Posted 09 July 2004 - 07:51 AM

Dude! im was literly roflmao and it hurt sad.gif bluetongue.gif

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#5 {lang:macro__useroffline}   Ferret Overlord {lang:icon}

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Posted 09 July 2004 - 09:33 PM

I just thought this up as I went along.
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Posted 10 July 2004 - 05:56 AM

roflmfao!!!!!!!!!
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Posted 10 July 2004 - 11:05 AM

u made me chukle sorta....stuff like that is so dumb its funny as he--
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#8 {lang:macro__useroffline}   Ferret Overlord {lang:icon}

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Posted 11 July 2004 - 12:31 AM

Umm... Thank you?
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Posted 18 July 2004 - 05:06 AM

I did't find this funny at all...
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Posted 18 July 2004 - 05:36 AM

lol! kinda sexist but funny, i red only half of it lol
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Posted 18 July 2004 - 11:56 AM

Rofl! That was really funny! Zolon is just a weirdo
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Posted 18 July 2004 - 11:32 PM

No need to tell us that. Sure it's steryotypical, but then again, so is the Jewish mother thing and that's actually a proven fact! bluetongue.gif
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#13 {lang:macro__useroffline}   X Zolon {lang:icon}

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Posted 19 July 2004 - 06:26 AM

Well, I'll give you pointers then.. add some flare.. rigth now, itsounds to me like an alien doing a simple study and analysis of preppy highschool girls.

Personally.. It's not that funny.. It feels like it is missing something... Perhaps add more to the middle?
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Posted 19 July 2004 - 09:12 PM

It's more of some clueless spoof off the Croc Hunter on the idiocy of most high school girls

*Hopes Star and Glam don't read*
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Posted 22 July 2004 - 06:34 PM

QUOTE (X Zolon @ Jul 19 2004, 06:26 AM)
Personally.. It's not that funny

yeah I don't find it funny either, sorry, try adding...some
...funny stuff? lol

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