[whitefire909]

he said: i said "i to my momy and she farted what do i do?it stinks!"

[X Zolon]

hey guys, try farting during your fitness run. i ran past the recorders (all my firends) and farted, a long, stringy, hot, beany, eggy, stinky, burning, silent fart. when i came back around half of them had their noses pinched or hidden, the others had left. oh ya, when i was 5, and in karate, i pissed my pants and it went all over the floor, because we werent allowed to go to the bathroom.

[paperboy101]

and how is that suposed to inhance life???

[X Zolon]

dont you know farts are an advanced form of life?

[mvtaylor]

no i didn't

[paperboy101]

me neither

[paperboy101]

POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dragonman]

How do you stop this occuring when you hang out with X Zolon?

This is the only solution for all those who are near X Zolon:

[paperboy101]

cool were did you get those smilys???

[GM8]

Hey,

I did keep it clean. Where's your mind at? This itchy burning happens to be on my right toe when ever I step foot in a bathroom. Geez, you go blowin a fart-gasket over some assumption .



Help me out with this,
GM8

[paperboy101]

did someone put bengay on your bathroom floor

[Spikeout]

I keep farting. Gas relief dosent work. I deystroyed half of the ozone layer now everyone in my school has sunburn. What do I do?

[paperboy101]

you could try goint to the moon and living there

[paperboy101]

[cowmanass]

but theres no air on the moon we'd sufficated!