[Styledragon1]

shoots the bar door and pulls out 10 sticky grenades and throws them into the bar

[The Messiah]

*Runs out of shemale's bar and beats up crownguitar and throws him in shemales bar* OWNED!


*Gets in a tank and blows up style*

*farts* OWNED!

[Styledragon1]

*jumps into a plane and does a fly by droppign millions of bombs

[Crown]

sees messiahs name as the main event for the bar

"OWNED"

grabs box-cutters and cuts messiahs body to pieceds...then grabs brass knuckles and beats the remains of messiah til it turns into jelly

"OWNED"

feeds the the jelly to the dogs

"OWNED"

jumps in a helicopter and flys to style...jumps onto the plane sneakin over to the drivers window...breaks glass and knocks out style, throws him out and he lands on the floor...the bombs explode

[Styledragon1]

remembering that was only a drone with a clone i pull out gold knuckles and punch crown in the jaw and brings my other hand with brass knuckles across his eye and then kicks him with steel toe boots right in his man hood OWNED! Punches messiah in the face then kicks him in the stomach and drops a light onto his headOWNED!

[Crown]

"but messiahs pounded into jelly and was eaten?"

gets back up and runs to style and grabs a knife....stabs him in the eye, stabs him in the manhood 'OWNED'....gets a hammer.....hammers on styles face till it looks disfigured...then grabs gasoline and soaks style and lights him on fire..

[The Messiah]

Messiah comes out of hel and beats crownguitar with tank

'OWNED'

Then chops up crown and feeds him to cannabils

'OWNeD'

Then I will clone myself into a million messiah army armed with machine guns, tanks, rpgs, planes, cruise missles, and beat the living hel* out of everyone

'OWNED'

Extinguishes style and mind controls him to beat up everyone there
'OWNED'

Then fires cruise missle on style

'OWNED'

This post has been edited by The Messiah: 31 July 2004 - 05:25 PM

[Jarik C-Bol]

*crawls out of Refrigerator hiding place and activates* THE OMEGA 13*gets back in refrigerator*

[Crown]

see's messiah sleeping...wakes him up

"youved been dreaming..owned"

[Jarik C-Bol]

Jarik watches the chaos through a small gap in the refrigerator door, a small smile spreads acoss his face as the timer on theOMEGA 13reaches zero
3
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2
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1
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OMEGA 13 IS NOW ONLINE

Jarik closes the refrigerator door the rest of the way and activates his Red Faction Standard isue railgun with "thru wall" fireing mode, and heat vision scope. cak chunkJarik takes aim at the nearby jet fuel canister used to power the bar's "uber-grill" His finger tightens slowly on the trigger.[I]BOOM!The Jet fuel explodes in a firey blast. theOMEGA 13Focuses and chanels the blast into a cohesive beam ofDEATHwhich is directed towards Crownguitar

[Doomed1]

*Cough*... I think I'm still alive.

This post has been edited by Doomed1: 31 July 2004 - 09:23 PM

[Crown]

finds a law rune, 1 fire rune, and 3 air runes on the floor

teleports to varrock before anything touches me

"heheheheh"

[Styledragon1]

USes all mighty staff to knock crown out thats for teleporting you wimp! Activates Dark Matter Missle and aims it at the world and blows it to peices then jumps into a space ship and flys through a stargate to a world full of messiahs army blows that one to peices then flys through another stargate to safety

[Crown]

presses the X button on the top right of the screen

"ive had enough...lol"

[The Messiah]

*sees crown sleeping wakes him up*

UR the one dreaming, OWNED

*sticks a grenade in crown's mouth*

OWNED

*I now clone myself into a million messiah army!!!*

OWNED!

*Messiah's army runs around shootin everyone!*

OWNED!

*Turns into LUCIFER!!!!*

OWNED!!!!!

*Turns everyone besides me into shemales*

OWNED!

*Shoots cruisemissles aT STYLE*

OWNED

*Pulls out 50 hot naked strippers*

OWNED!

HAHAHHAHAHA!!!

YOU THINK YOU CAN OWN THE MESSIAH? DONT YOU DARE MESS WIT ME! I'LL TAKE U ALL DOWN!!! HAHAHAHHAAH!


100% MESSIAH OWNAGE

This post has been edited by The Messiah: 01 August 2004 - 01:07 AM