[Crown]

Jesus messiah... you take this thing so seriously..gets a pipe bomb and shoves it up your mouth..oOOoo LOOKY I OWNED YOU! HAHAHAHHAHAHA....grabs a nuclear bomb that only affects clones...activates it and kills every clone on the face of the earth...OWNED HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA....................oh and since you turned everyone into shemales? wont your 50 hot naked strippers be shemales?? HAH OWNED


i believe i just owned the messiah..

[Styledragon1]

walks into the bar and sees everyone are shemales OMG!!!!!!hmmmmm runs and gets a bunch of gay guys for the bars walks out of the bar and goes to a strip bar with full of lesbians and lesbian strippers OH YEAH!!!!!!

[Crown]

isnt this a bar fight? it looks like it turned into a discussion about strippers/lesbians/shemales lol

[Doomed1]

Me thought that there were no nukes

And nobody attacked me yet! Not that I'm complaining...

[Crown]

lol but my nuke`didnt affect anyone but clones lol

see's messiah as lucifer...runs to bank and withdraws silverlight and kills messiah

ok doomed1...now its your turn

[I]i run to doomed with haste and puts an evil face on...PREPARE TO GET THE MOST PAINFUL TEXT READINGS!!! looks in pocket for the most painful torturing...crown POWER POKES DOOMED HAHAHAHHA

[obiwan22]

*pokes everyone in room *

Hah, I win.

[Jarik C-Bol]

Jarik climbs out of the refrigerator again, and squints through the smoke and mist of blood. gross. He says. seeing the hored of "ADULT CONTENT" Across the room, he quickley makes his decision. In one deft manuver, Jarik reaches through the fog of battle and places his hands on the keybord of the universe *this is not a god trick, it is typing on the keybord of the universe, recently discovered to be located in the back room of Kelleys bar and uber-grill*He then types the faitfull keysALT F4
.
.
.
.
.
.
/return
/faital exepton
/shutdown universe
/end tell.
the universe turns off
"Ha!" yells Jarik, as he rebots the system from some old MS DOS disc's he found in the corner "that'll make things interesting!"
.
.
.
Run Bar_Fight_v2.exe
.
.
.
load crownguitar.char
done
load obiwan22.char
done
load doomed1.char
done
load Styledragon1.char
done
load messiah.char
done
load jarik.char
faital exeption, jarik.char could not be found. file is not inside directory.

"oops."

start Barfight_sim.exe
continue..

[obiwan22]

I WON, GAME OVER.

[Styledragon1]

loads jarik off back up disk hmmmm shoulda put that somewhere safer.....shoots doom in the stomach with a harpoon gun and throws Crown into jaws(the shark) mouth muhahahahhaha uses the force on obiwan and cuts his head off with a lightsaber defenstrates cspace out a starfighters window

This post has been edited by Styledragon1: 01 August 2004 - 04:56 AM

[obiwan22]

Nope! I won. Hah!!

[Jarik C-Bol]

noya didnt! i was in the fridge! you couldnt poke me in there!
GAME ON!

Jarik roots about in the cellar for a weapon... "aha! a Mark 1.356 Phase Distorter! a little old, but should do the trick!" Jarik takes aim at Obiwan, failing to notice the very angry Mr. Saturn dangleing from the bottom of the M1.356PD. Mr. Saturn drops to the ground and bites Jarik on the foot. Jarik leaps into the air, throwing off his aim perceptably, causing him to shoot Styledragons Ear off. "OW!" Jarik hops around, trying to get the Mr. Saturn off his foot. Jarik trips over a bucket of boiling oil, and falls into the sink. "oof!...HOT!" Jarik kicks Mr. Saturn off his foot, into the half full bucket of boiling oil, and across the room where the boiling oil Mr. Saturn ricoshete's off Obiwan's head, and lands in Doomed1's lap.

This post has been edited by Jarik C-Bol: 01 August 2004 - 05:26 AM

[Styledragon1]

pulls the plug and turns off the bars electricity

[The Messiah]

press the exit button

Restart Game

Loading character list:

messiah.char
done

styeldragon1.char
done

crownguitar.char
done

Jarik C-Bol.char
done

obiwan22.char
done

*highlights crown and presses delete button*

Game started

OWNED!

*pulls out flamethrower and burns the hel* out of everyone*

*summons 50 greaters to the field*

*greaters attacked everyone and ate them besides messiah*

*mind controls obiwan to shut up*

*Then sticks c4 in obiwans mouth*
OWNED

*presses start button to menu of barfight game*

*selects edit characters*

*adds lucifer to messiahs side*

*edits style to female*

*edits jarik to 1 hit point left*

*exits menu*

*Press alt+f4+crtl*

Cheat code:

*types in:*
ltesahtodme

Loading stealth mode....
done

*exits cheat code mode*

Messiah is now stealth!
OWNED!

*Gets runes and fires blasts at everyone in bar*

*clicks exit button*

Game ended

[yeah man]

Yeah Man, deep in space, safe in his flagship, the Executor, and surrounded by his fleet of Death Stars, Galexy Guns, Sun Crushers and ISDs blows up the bar, as well as the whole planet with his Death Star's superlaser.

I win!

[Crown]

kills messiah

owned