[Res]

C:/ Open Bar_Fight Vs2.0
C:/ Enter Command
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System Crashed. Reboot? (y/n)

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Loading

Characters 50% complete
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Loading Characters done.

Run file? (y/n)

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Enter command

C:/ OWNEVERYONE

Accepted

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Enter command you freakin idiot.

C:/ owneveryoneagain

Invalid command press 'help' for commands

Help

-cheat
-punch_goku
-punch_muler
-hide
-own
-give_up
-leave
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own

Accepted.

Enter command:

leave

[Jarik C-Bol]

run system_update.exe
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there are new upgrades! would you like to install them now? Y/N
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installing Windows 2013 (chaos edition)
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wait...
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wait...
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reboot for changes to take efect? Y/N
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Welcome to Win2013 chaos!
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list/comands

LoadPlayers
KillAll
KillPlayer"name"
LoadWeapon"name"
LoadCheat
RunGame
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LoadPlayers
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loading...
loading...
loading...
players loaded.
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LoadWeapon"tunagun"
LoadWeapon"raw_trout"
LoadWeapon"Pepto_Bismo"
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RunGame
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Starting Barfight_environment.exe
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The players find themself's back in Kelley's bar, armed to the tooth with Raw Trout, Tuna launchers, and bottles of Pink liquid. Jarik lobs a bottle at Kaiser Mike, folowing it with a quick blast of Tuna. "aaaaaaargh! take that!

[Res]

C:/ resume program

type 'help' for options
type 'more' for more options

C:/ more

More options:
-becomewhite_mage
-heal_yourself
-heal"player"
-runlikeascaredlittleforestelf
-unleash_powerofbreakfastfoods
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C:/

unleash_powerofbreakfastfooods

Invalid command press 'help' for list of commands

unleash_powerofbreakfastfoods

you throw a box of Sproogle-O's at Jarik, and they explode with the power of a Nutritional Ninten

C:/

leave


KM

This post has been edited by Kaiser Mike: 01 August 2004 - 11:27 PM

[Jarik C-Bol]

Jarik ducks the box of Sproogle-O's, and hurls a jar of pickled eggs back at kaiser Mike. The jar opens in mid flight, and attacks Mike with the stench of a thousand smelly things. Not to be left out, Jarik stumbles aroudn the room, gaging as Mike runs towards him, smelling as if he has fallen into a nest of dead skunks "Ghasp! choke.. get..awa..y.from... meeee!" Jarik manages, before his passes out on the pool table.

This post has been edited by Jarik C-Bol: 02 August 2004 - 09:58 PM

[Res]

C:/ Enter command

Enter custom command

Accepted

bathes in tomato sauce. then heaves a hampster at Jariks scary avatar. then leaves bar forever

C:/ enter command

Quit

[Phorgot]

walks by all of this destruction

[obiwan22]

Got O's anyone?

[Jarik C-Bol]

Jarik catches teh hampster, tames it, names it Willy, trains it as an attack hampster, and sends it to reak havoc with nuclear sunflower seeds. (Willy is later found rampaging through the forest in a LoGD, nowere near Kelley's Bar and UberGrill)

[The Messiah]

all of a sudden this game is about who can type up DOS commands the best... lol..

[Muler]

*Kicks computer and throws out of window*

*Takes out large trout and smacks Crown across the face with it, leaving an imprint of a fish tail on his face*

[Jarik C-Bol]

*Arms self with wale, and bludgons Muler. leaving the imprint of muler on the wale.*

This post has been edited by Jarik C-Bol: 04 August 2004 - 05:28 PM

[Crown]

punches phorgot in the groin

[Paladin]

*Hits Crownguitar with a guitar*

[Valkyrie79]

"Moms come in and send everyone to bed without supper...all grounded for 2 weeks....then says, "If you guys really want to fight, take it to the backyard and put on the boxing gloves"! Moms kick everyone out so they can clean up the place!

[JGJTan]

Opens what used to be described as a door and is just about to order a drink when an unseen chair comes flying through the air and I manage to duck as it zooms across the remains of the tables. Hides under a smashed table and hopes everyone is distracted.