[Muler]

Not too long ago someone told me about Murphy laws...Laws that apply to everyday life. These laws pretty much say whatever can go wrong, can and will.

These are how Murphy laws apply to me...let me know how they apply to you:

-The only time the phone rings is when I'm home alone and taking a dump
-I only have to pee when I'm in the middle of a Boss Battle on the PS2 that wont allow me to pause
-Everytime I send Cspace a PM is when he logs off of forums two seconds later
-Someone beat me to a fire giant, and that giant dropped a drag med
-After writing a huge post relating to something important in SeeD (l forgot what it was, 'twas a long time ago) my sister threw a little Nerf ball at the computer, it hit some key and Xed out the post.

EDIT: I was wrong it wasn't Goku lol

This post has been edited by Justshifl: 16 August 2004 - 05:30 PM

[Goku]

Was about to say, I don't remember talking to you about these lol.

Cspace is on right now though

[Dragonman]

After writing a huge post relating to something important in SeeD (l forgot what it was, 'twas a long time ago) my sister threw a little Nerf ball at the computer, it hit some key and Xed out the post.

Hehe, nerf ball.

Hmm...

-I have to drain the radiator whenever I'm in a store and I have to to stay in there for a long while.
-The only thing I need is missing even though I see it all the time when I don't.
-My favorite foods turn on me.
-Dogs seem to think I'm good at bum rubs.
-I'm in everyone's 'sneeze place.'
-Many more things.

My mom of course follows the Murphy laws.

[Res]

mine..

I wake up, period. lol


KM

[Jarik C-Bol]

Well,

The Soda machine on the Right is broken.
If anything bad can happen, it will.
If i locked my keys in my truck, i forgot my cell phone and cant call my roomate to bring my spares.

[Raktor]

-My favorite foods turn on me.
-Dogs seem to think I'm good at bum rubs.

Your favorite foods turn on you, or they turn you on?

And my dog thinks my leg is a sex machine....

[Ratty]

ive got tonnes of examples.... its just that im too tired to type them

yup. thats one of them

[Styledragon1]

-My favorite foods turn on me.
-Dogs seem to think I'm good at bum rubs.

Your favorite foods turn on you, or they turn you on?

And my dog thinks my leg is a sex machine....

Poor Leg and your dog must be a horny thing or something if he thinks its a sex machine bleach it next time lol

[Neraphym]

This is all dramatic irony really. Murphy gets way too much credit.

[MA-53]

hehh dramatic....

sorry

-my internet is wireless, and it's on the same frequency as my cordless phone, so whenever someone picks up the phone, my net lags, and usually cuts out. Now, the only time people DO pick up the phone while i'm using it, is when i'm out at the lava maze cashing in some muddy keys, and when i'm just about to go in, an archer attacks me. So, just before i click to go somewhere; laaaaaaaaaaaaaag. By the time the person hangs up, i'm in lumby with: iron helm, iron plate, iron legs, and dropped 8 muddy keys for that d***** PKer
-i can stay up pretty late without getting tired, usually this time is spent on the comp. That is, i can stay up pretty late, uness i've got last minute work to do on the comp... Then i totally fry before i can start!!
-i go to the fally market to sell something. The instant I press "enter" for the advert, 1000 other people start adverting the SAME ITEM for a lower price.
-i only get stomach aches and... other things... right before i have to leave for the airport, and i'll be late if i leave any later.
-i ALWAYS have extra homework the night anything special happens

[Crown]

im going away for a day or two..im behind in the contest (cough cough bigrat)

[JGJTan]

OMG I have a few eeeevil ones.

~ Whenever everyone else gets something and I don't (school report this time) and I think "Oh it will turn up in the mail", and then it doesn't arrive, I ask for another copy to be sent home and then when I do get home... the item is in the mailbox!!!
~ Whenever I get a phone call, I always seem to be having dinner and my mouth is full when the phone is passed to me.
~ The computer at school I work on never seems to work when I restart is and whenever my teacher tries it, it automatically works.
~ My cellphone seems to die out whenever I'm in desperate trouble and I need to text someone.
~ Whenever the phone rings and it's for my parents, they are never home and then I have to take a message so I either try and remember it or write it down. However if I write it down I usually lose the peice of paper and if I try and remember it, I forget it in like 5 mins (short-term memory ) and don't remember it for a week.

[©allum]

~ The computer at school I work on never seems to work when I restart is and whenever my teacher tries it, it automatically works.

Thats because you have an obsession with the dud computer and wont switch when some one is absent...

~The internet is only laggy when I have 1hp left

[Ratty]

-my internet is wireless, and it's on the same frequency as my cordless phone, so whenever someone picks up the phone, my net lags, and usually cuts out. Now, the only time people DO pick up the phone while i'm using it, is when i'm out at the lava maze cashing in some muddy keys, and when i'm just about to go in, an archer attacks me. So, just before i click to go somewhere; laaaaaaaaaaaaaag. By the time the person hangs up, i'm in lumby with: iron helm, iron plate, iron legs, and dropped 8 muddy keys for that d***** PKer

Lol, thats pretty funny

im sure theres a way to change the frequency of the cordless phone

[Danny Wells]

This has happened to me a LOT of times: My phone rings, my cellphone rings and the doorbell rings as well. When I come back to the computer, I'm in lumbridge(stupid random events ).