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#1 {lang:macro__useroffline}   stevanh {lang:icon}

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Post icon  Posted 01 August 2004 - 09:24 AM

Wounded American

A wounded American soldier in a battlefield hospital in Iraq tells the nurse: "How I wish I could kiss the American flag if I am going to die!"

Nurse, extremely touched by the soldier's patriotism:
"Actually, I have the American flag tattooed on my bottom. You may kiss my turkey, if you don't mind it."

Soldier: "Of course I wouldn't mind it. Thank you for fulfilling my last wish as a patriot American."

The nurse took off her panties and the soldier kissed the flag.

Soldier: "Thank you, nurse. Would you be so kind as to turn around so that I could kiss Bush too?"
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Posted 01 August 2004 - 09:50 AM

rofl.gif Lmao!!!!! Rofl!! rofl.gif

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Posted 01 August 2004 - 10:15 AM

LMAO that is hilarious but EWWWWWWWW!!!!



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Posted 16 August 2004 - 11:08 PM

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Posted 17 August 2004 - 06:09 AM

ROFL!!!!
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Posted 17 August 2004 - 09:26 PM

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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Posted 21 August 2004 - 04:46 PM

LOLZA!
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Posted 09 September 2004 - 12:24 AM

I think I get it, but maybe I'm wrong. GAH! NOW IT'S NOT FUNNY!
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Posted 19 November 2004 - 12:36 AM

Hey! There are Rupublicans here, too!
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