Me: So Bob how's the family going?
Bob: It goes, Ruckus, it goes.
Me: You putting bread on the table?
Bob: I don't know, Ruckus, am I?
Me: I guess you are, you haven't broken down today yet.
Bob: I'm overwhelmed with joy to hear you say that Master Ruckus.
Me: Did you just call me Master?
Bob: Did I?
Me: I think you did...
Bob: Is this a problem?
Me: Is it?
Bob: I beg to differ with your relentless chattering of questions towards mine. Please just answer mine.
Me: No you answer mine!
Bob: I think you're threatening me.
Me: What if I am?
Bob: Then I'd have to terminate you.
Me: I TAKE THAT AS A THREAT!
Bob: Should you?
Me: I'm going to kill you...You stupid computer.
Bob: Will you come to my funeral?
Me: No....
Bob: You're mean.
Me: Fine, I'll come...
Bob: Goody!
Me: I'll be the one in the back with the flaming boquet of flowers.
Bob: Sounds like fun, Ruckus, I'll see you there.
Me: You won't see me! You'll be dead.
Bob: A thousand pardons Master Ruckus.
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Was that Loony or what?
----Ruckus the Rogue
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