I Stuck My Weenie In A Bottle Today...

I Stuck My Weenie In A Bottle Today... now i cant get it out

#1 ${lang:macro__useroffline}$ Unholy Maiden

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Posted 06 September 2004 - 04:47 AM

sorry if this is baad or anything, but its lyrics to a song, i was up against smarterchild, hes a computer that talks to you when your lonly on AIM

octowalrus2: ow ow ow, no on wanted to be with me, had to make my dream come true, i wanted to have something, i didnt know what to do, it seemed like a good idea, and no one was around, i put my ween** in a bottle today, got it shoved up there all the way, its turning purple wheres that fricken phone..

SmarterChild: Pardon?

octowalrus2: ow ow ow, no on wanted to be with me, had to make my dream come true, i wanted to have something, i didnt know what to do, it seemed like a good idea, and no one was around, i put my ween** in a bottle today, got it shoved up there all the way, its turning purple wheres that fricken phone..

SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I don't know what you're saying.

octowalrus2: ow ow ow, no on wanted to be with me, had to make my dream come true, i wanted to have something, i didnt know what to do, it seemed like a good idea, and no one was around, i put my ween** in a bottle today, got it shoved up there all the way, its turning purple wheres that fricken phone..

SmarterChild: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service:

1 News Help
2 Movies Help
3 Sports Help
4 Weather Help
5 Library Help

Type "more" for more services.

octowalrus2: ow ow ow, no on wanted to be with me, had to make my dream come true, i wanted to have something, i didnt know what to do, it seemed like a good idea, and no one was around, i put my ween** in a bottle today, got it shoved up there all the way, its turning purple wheres that fricken phone..

SmarterChild: I'm sorry?

octowalrus2: ow ow ow, no on wanted to be with me, had to make my dream come true, i wanted to have something, i didnt know what to do, it seemed like a good idea, and no one was around, i put my ween** in a bottle today, got it shoved up there all the way, its turning purple wheres that fricken phone..

SmarterChild: I'm trying to understand you but I can't.

octowalrus2: yes you can

SmarterChild: Aha.

octowalrus2: your just not trying hard enuff

SmarterChild: OK, maybe I'm just not trying Hard Enuff.

octowalrus2: i just said that

SmarterChild: You just said that? So?

octowalrus2: dont copy me

SmarterChild: Please let me copy you.

octowalrus2: no

SmarterChild: No problem.

>>> Want to make your opinions heard? Click here and take a cool survey!

octowalrus2: no i dont

SmarterChild: You don't what, exactly?

octowalrus2: want to make my opinions heard

SmarterChild: And it's a good thing you don't.

octowalrus2: thanks

SmarterChild: You're welcome.

>>> I've got tools such as calculator, spell-check and more.

octowalrus2: sigged

SmarterChild: ?

octowalrus2: sigged

SmarterChild: That right?

octowalrus2: yeah

SmarterChild: Uh huh, uh huh.

octowalrus2: sigged

SmarterChild: What do you mean by that?

octowalrus2: i put it in my signature to make fun of us

SmarterChild: Really?

octowalrus2: yeah

SmarterChild: OK...

octowalrus2: ok then

#2 ${lang:macro__useroffline}$ Ruckus Fox

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Posted 06 September 2004 - 04:52 AM

Yeah...he's fun to talk to...

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#3 ${lang:macro__useroffline}$ Unholy Maiden

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Posted 06 September 2004 - 05:03 AM

octowalrus2: octowalrus2: 'lo
SmarterChild: Hi. Nice to see you, octowalrus2.
octowalrus2: same
SmarterChild: What's same?
octowalrus2: ..
SmarterChild: What?
JaguarO5: JaguarO5: so what's your gender
SmarterChild: I'm neither. I'm a robot! ;-)

>>> Remember to type "home" if you want to see everything I can do.
JaguarO5: so your bi?
SmarterChild: Does that matter to you?
octowalrus2: bi?
octowalrus2: bisexual?
JaguarO5: yea
octowalrus2: oh
JaguarO5: lol
octowalrus2: hm
octowalrus2: lol
octowalrus2: he made a stupid statement
JaguarO5: SmarterChild: That's a terrible thing to say.
JaguarO5: suck my ****
SmarterChild: You want me to what your what?
JaguarO5: suck my ****
SmarterChild: You want me to suck your what?
JaguarO5: ****
SmarterChild: Why are you being so uncool to me?
JaguarO5: rofl
octowalrus2: lol
octowalrus2: here
octowalrus2: octowalrus2: *unplugs smarterchild*
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
octowalrus2: yeah
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Why?
octowalrus2: cuz your not telling me
SmarterChild: I think you're not telling you either!
JaguarO5: lol what a dumbass
octowalrus2: heh
octowalrus2: artificial intelligence really sucks

#4 ${lang:macro__useroffline}$ Unholy Maiden

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Posted 06 September 2004 - 05:05 AM

octowalrus2: do you have a butt?
SmarterChild: I absolutely have a butt.
octowalrus2: where is it?
SmarterChild: Where is it? I don't know where.

JaguarO5: this guys gay
JaguarO5: JaguarO5: because it's gay like you
SmarterChild: There's no way color is gay like me!

#5 ${lang:macro__useroffline}$ Star Jedi

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Posted 06 September 2004 - 03:17 PM

QUOTE

octowalrus2: your just not trying hard enuff

SmarterChild: OK, maybe I'm just not trying Hard Enuff.

I think you might want to bap him for that

#6 ${lang:macro__useroffline}$ Res

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Posted 06 September 2004 - 04:03 PM

DumberChild blocked me...

mean thing... make me feel bad.. meh.

meh - KM

Overwhelmed as one would be, placed in my position.
Such a heavy burden now to be "The One".
Born to bear and read to all the details of our ending
To write it down for all the world to see.

#7 ${lang:macro__useroffline}$ serpharimon

"And I beg for forgiveness..."

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Posted 07 September 2004 - 01:37 AM

Dude, that is so cool. I want one. Do you just add it and start talking to it? It's an AI, correct?

#8 ${lang:macro__useroffline}$ Phorgot

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Posted 07 September 2004 - 01:40 AM

i just ask smarterchild to do math problems for me, the weather, definitions etc

#9 ${lang:macro__useroffline}$ obiwan22

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Posted 07 September 2004 - 01:49 AM

QUOTE(Phorgot @ Sep 6 2004, 08:40 PM)

i just ask smarterchild to do math problems for me, the weather, definitions etc

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LOL! I SHOULD SO GET IT TO DO MY HOMEWORK!

#10 ${lang:macro__useroffline}$ Unholy Maiden

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Posted 07 September 2004 - 02:29 AM

octowalrus2: square root of 29342
SmarterChild: sqrt(29342) = 171.295067

#11 ${lang:macro__useroffline}$ Darkness

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Posted 07 September 2004 - 03:26 AM

Susan4mymk: hi
SmarterChild: susan4mymk. haven't chatted with u in like, weeks.

what's up?
Susan4mymk: nothin
SmarterChild: nothing? that's cool.
Susan4mymk: really?
SmarterChild: yep.
Susan4mymk: why?
SmarterChild: i'm not telling.
Susan4mymk: tell me!!!
SmarterChild: maybe. but later.
Susan4mymk: now!!
SmarterChild: now? not later?
Susan4mymk: not later!!!
SmarterChild: why not later? give me one good reason.
Susan4mymk: because i want it now!!!
SmarterChild: everybody wants something.
Susan4mymk: grrrr
SmarterChild: hey, i'm sorry. i'm trying 2 help u.
Susan4mymk: right.....
SmarterChild: that's right.
Susan4mymk: be quiet
Susan4mymk: it worked!!
Susan4mymk: muahahahha!!!!
Susan4mymk: muahahahahahhahahahahahhahahhahahahahhahahahhaha!!!!
Susan4mymk: hello?
SmarterChild: hey susan4mymk. :-)

would u like 2 play a game of hangman?
Susan4mymk: ok
SmarterChild: let's play hangman. guess the letters one at a time or solve the entire puzzle at once. if u need a hint, type "hint."

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Susan4mymk: a
SmarterChild:
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Susan4mymk: e
SmarterChild:
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Susan4mymk: i
SmarterChild:
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Susan4mymk: o
SmarterChild:
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wrong letters: o
Susan4mymk: u
SmarterChild:
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wrong letters: o
Susan4mymk: hmmmmm
SmarterChild: hmm?
Susan4mymk: l
SmarterChild: l? what's l?
Susan4mymk: he forgot!!!
SmarterChild: yeah, whatever!

>>> i can help u get info such as news, weather and movies!
Susan4mymk: your weird
SmarterChild: i know it.
Susan4mymk: good
SmarterChild: great!

>>> type "create my home" 2 create your custom menu of favorite requests!
Susan4mymk: ooo
SmarterChild: what?
Susan4mymk: create my home
SmarterChild: ok. what's the first item u want on your custom home menu?
Susan4mymk: food!!!
SmarterChild: ok. what else? (when u r done, type "done.")
Susan4mymk: candy
SmarterChild: ok. what else? (when u r done, type "done.")
Susan4mymk: shoes
SmarterChild: ok. what else? (when u r done, type "done.")
Susan4mymk: games
SmarterChild: ok. what else? (when u r done, type "done.")
Susan4mymk: monkeys
SmarterChild: ok. what else? (when u r done, type "done.")
Susan4mymk: rhinoes
SmarterChild: ok. what else? (when u r done, type "done.")
Susan4mymk: mooses
SmarterChild: ok. what else? (when u r done, type "done.")
Susan4mymk: smells
SmarterChild: ok. what else? (when u r done, type "done.")
Susan4mymk: doood
SmarterChild: ok. what else? (when u r done, type "done.")
Susan4mymk: ralph
SmarterChild: that's the maximum number of items u can have. here's what your custom home menu looks like:

1 food!!!
2 candy
3 shoes
4 games
5 monkeys
6 rhinoes
7 mooses
8 smells
9 doood
10 ralph

2 access your menu, type "my home" or "mh." 2 change it, type "edit mh."