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One day, a guy finds out his wife is cheating on him. He goes to the balcony to scream at god and sees a guy hanging from the balcony railing. "That must be the scum!" He thought. He stepped on the man's fingers until the guy fell. Miraculously, he landed in a bush, and survived. The other man, getting really angry, took his refridgerator, and threw it off the balcony, onto the man in the bush. But, because of the strain from lifting the fridge, his heart gave out.
Well on that day, God was only letting people who had really bad last days into Heaven. So the man comes up to god and says, "Man, my last day was horrible. My wife was cheating on me, and I found the guy who she was with. He was hanging from the balcony, so I stepped on his fingers. He fell off, but he landed in a bush! So I dtropped my refridgerator on him, but then my heart gave out."
Okay, says God,"You may enter"
The next guy walks up and says, "Man, I had a horrible day. I was doing aerobics on my balcony, and I slipped. But luckily, I caught myself on the balcony below me. The this crazy guys steps on my fingers! I fell into a bush, but then he dropped his fridge on me!"
Okay, says God, " You may pass"
The third guy comes up and says," Man, my day was horrible. I was cheating on this guys wife, but he came in, so I hid in his fridge..."
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Really Bad Day
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Posted 07 September 2004 - 11:38 AM
HI! I'M BACK SPORADICALLY! Nobody probably remembers me :(
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Posted 07 September 2004 - 05:49 PM
Lol ive seen the last part of that joke but not the first half. funny.
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Posted 07 September 2004 - 08:02 PM
Lol, heard it at sleepaway camp.
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Posted 07 September 2004 - 09:30 PM
Rofl, that made me laugh out loud too. Haha, that's great.
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Posted 07 September 2004 - 10:38 PM
It's really that funny?
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Posted 19 November 2004 - 12:30 AM
lolololololololololololololololol
I love that kind of joke!
I love that kind of joke!
Posted 28 June 2005 - 03:19 PM
So funny~~
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Posted 13 July 2005 - 06:45 PM
This was totally out-dated.
Now it's updated.
I think?
Yeah.
....
Nice.
Now it's updated.
I think?
Yeah.
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Nice.
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