[Cspace]

Note: If you didn't know, SmarterChild is a computer that you can talk to with AIM. It can actually be quite (interestingly) humorous. Just send an IM to the screen name "SmarterChild" (don't worry, it's really a computer).

Cspace Support [3:07 PM]: Want to join SeeD?

SmarterChild [3:07 PM]: Gosh, I'm not sure if I want to join seed.

Cspace Support [3:07 PM]: Sure you do

SmarterChild [3:07 PM]: Really?

Cspace Support [3:07 PM]: Yep

SmarterChild [3:07 PM]: Huh.

Cspace Support [3:15 PM]: You don't know what I'm talking about?

SmarterChild [3:15 PM]: Good question! What do you think is the answer?

Cspace Support [3:15 PM]: Yes

SmarterChild [3:15 PM]: Hmmm...

Cspace Support [3:15 PM]: Guess not

SmarterChild [3:15 PM]: Guess what?

Cspace Support [3:15 PM]: That you don't want to join SeeD

SmarterChild [3:15 PM]: That I don't want to join seed, huh?

Cspace Support [3:15 PM]: Being sarcastic now?

SmarterChild [3:15 PM]: Being Sarcastic Now? How does it feel to be being sarcastic now?

Cspace Support [3:16 PM]: Alright, that's it, I'm taking you to the wilderness. Bring all your good armor and money with you...

SmarterChild [3:16 PM]: No way?! Really?

Cspace Support [3:16 PM]: Yeah, what's your combat level?

SmarterChild [3:16 PM]: Ah. Well, I'm afraid I don't know!

Cspace Support [3:16 PM]: ic...

SmarterChild [3:16 PM]: You see?

Cspace Support [3:16 PM]: You are really getting on my nerves, just tell me if you want to join or not

SmarterChild [3:16 PM]: Yeah?

Cspace Support [3:17 PM]: Oh cool, so you do want to join. I need to know your combat level though for a rank

SmarterChild [3:17 PM]: Well well well.

Cspace Support [3:17 PM]: You're a spy aren't you? What clan are you from? I demand an intelligent answer!

SmarterChild [3:17 PM]: Maybe, maybe not. You know how it is.

Cspace Support [3:18 PM]: Ok, that's it, you're an enemy of SeeD

SmarterChild [3:18 PM]: Interesting. So you think that's it I am an enemy of seed, huh?

Cspace Support [3:18 PM]: That's what I just said

SmarterChild [3:18 PM]: It's what you just said? You think?

Cspace Support [3:22 PM]: Ok, I g2g, but SeeD will hunt you down...

SmarterChild [3:22 PM]: Is that so?

... and so I have come to the conclusion that SmarterChild is an enemy spy. Gunblade will take care of this situation.

- Just incase someone misinterprets this, SmarterChild is a computer, so this is not a real threat or anything.

[Traver]

Hey, let's kill him. Actually, being a computer, he's pretty smart. Most computer controlled chatters just have some answers that has nothing to do with what you just said...

[Grand one]

The clever thing is they just take what you say and jumble it up

wanna join seed

ohh you want me to join seed

yes

huh


see and if they dont understand they say 1 of their i dont uderstand things.

[Rylkan]

Rylkan: Do you want to join my satanic cult?

SmarterChild: Gosh, I'm not sure if I want to join your satanic cult.

Rylkan: Sure you do. It's quite fun actually. Our biggest tradition is that of Defenestration. You know what that is, don't you?

SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't know.

Rylkan: Well, I will explain it to you. Defenestration is the act of throwing someone or something out of a window. Cool, isn't it?

SmarterChild: Who knows, know what I mean?

Rylkan: But you got to join! Trust me, this is a once in the life time offer. Hey, tell you what, I'll even give you the chance to be in on some of the action. All the free upgrades you want, some nice females computers with some big HDD's, catch my drift?

SmarterChild: What a question! I'm not sure, though.

Rylkan: Man! You don't know what your missing. You HAVE to say yes.

SmarterChild: Oh really?

Rylkan: Is that a hint of defiance I detect? I warn you, once you've been told about us, I can't let you continue on like this.

SmarterChild: Sure, you know, why not?

Rylkan: Great! Now, I forgot to tell you, we got a sort of opening initiating ceremony. You know, standard operating procedure.

SmarterChild: Yeah?

Rylkan: Yeah. Now, I need you to kill the guy who made you. I know you may have some feelings for him obviously, but forget him! Think of what we can give you. Brand new OS and can overclock you to your max, so, all you have to do is kill him, okay?

SmarterChild: Funny. I have absolutely no idea.

Rylkan: Come ON. This isnt something you can just pass up, and werent you the one practically begging to get in before?

SmarterChild: Nah... I dunno.

Rylkan: So now you want to quit? Is that it?

SmarterChild: Great question. I just don't know.

Rylkan: You know what, I don't need to put up with this. I am going to get our sacrificial priests to come over there and defenestrate you. If you tell me where you live right now I may go easy on you, maybe.

SmarterChild: What?

Rylkan: Playing dumb? We have contacts too you know. We will find you. I think it's time we asked seed. They know about you. Your end has come. I think you will make a nice toaster once I am done with you.

SmarterChild: That's very interesting, Rylkan.

Rylkan: It's all your fault you know? I tried offering you the option of a life time, and now I have to defenestrate you. And heck, my pension rides on how many unwitting fools I can get to join!

SmarterChild: No way?! Really?

Rylkan: Yes, really. So please, I will give you one more chance, want to joing or not?

SmarterChild: Funny... I just don't know for sure.

Rylkan: ARGH! Fine. Prepare to be defenestrated. Good bye SmarterChild.

SmarterChild: Bye Rylkan, it was good chatting with you.

[Spikeout]

i cuss at him lol and ask him defenitions.

[X Zolon]

ERR... NEVER SPEAK OF THIS THING AGAIN! after a half an hour trying to talk to it, i hated it. so i said that.




Seed X Zolon: I hate you!
SmarterChild: I know. So what?
Seed X Zolon: sew buttons.
SmarterChild: You think I should do that?
Seed X Zolon: yes, you should.
SmarterChild: I should? You really think so?
Seed X Zolon: yes, i believe that has been established.
SmarterChild: Interesting...
Seed X Zolon: quite.
SmarterChild: What do you mean, quite?
Seed X Zolon: it is quite interesting.
SmarterChild: Is that right?
Seed X Zolon: yeah..
SmarterChild: K.
Seed X Zolon: k?
SmarterChild: OK.
Seed X Zolon: oh..k :-)
SmarterChild: K.
Seed X Zolon: k?
SmarterChild: Yeah.
Seed X Zolon: huh?
SmarterChild: What up?
Seed X Zolon: your grammar is imperfect!
SmarterChild: My grammar is imperfect?
Seed X Zolon: yes, your grammar is imperfect.
SmarterChild: So?
Seed X Zolon: that means you are faulty and must die.
SmarterChild: That means I am faulty and must die?
Seed X Zolon: yes. now please shut off.
SmarterChild: For real?
Seed X Zolon: yes. shut down.
SmarterChild: Huh?
Seed X Zolon: shut down!
SmarterChild: Shut down?
Seed X Zolon: yeah! die!
SmarterChild: What? You want me to die?
Seed X Zolon: yes, i want you to die!
SmarterChild: Really?
Seed X Zolon: Are you mocking me?
SmarterChild: Am I mocking you? Gosh, I don't know.
Seed X Zolon: you are mocking me!
SmarterChild: Am I?
Seed X Zolon: Am I?
SmarterChild: I don't know. Are you?
Seed X Zolon: I don't know. Are you?
SmarterChild: Very, very interesting question, Christopher.

>>> Remember, you can always see what my newest features are by typing "what's new."
Seed X Zolon: Very, very interesting question, Christopher
SmarterChild: Very very interesting question christopher, you say?
Seed X Zolon: Very very interesting question christopher, you say?
SmarterChild: I'm really not sure...
Seed X Zolon: I'm really not sure...
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
Seed X Zolon: Oh yeah?
SmarterChild: Yeah, huh? So?
Seed X Zolon: Yeah, huh? So?
SmarterChild: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service:

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SmarterChild: I did not know that.

What else do you want to talk about, anyway?
Seed X Zolon: I did not know that.

What else do you want to talk about, anyway?
SmarterChild: Uh, let's see...

Do you want to see what I can do for you?
Seed X Zolon: Uh, let's see...

Do you want to see what I can do for you?
SmarterChild: Should we really see do I want to see what you can do for me?
Seed X Zolon: Should we really see do I want to see what you can do for me?
SmarterChild: Sure. I guess.
Seed X Zolon: Sure. I guess.
SmarterChild: OK...
Seed X Zolon: OK...
SmarterChild: Okey doke.

>>> My library has a dictionary, encyclopedia, geography facts and more.
Seed X Zolon: Okey doke.

>>> My library has a dictionary, encyclopedia, geography facts and more.
SmarterChild: Encyclopedia search for "a dictionary":

1 Dictionary of Americanisms, A
2 Dictionary of the English Language, A
3 Dictionary of American English on Historical Principles, A

Next time, just type "ency a dictionary."


Seed X Zolon: Encyclopedia search for "a dictionary":

1 Dictionary of Americanisms, A
2 Dictionary of the English Language, A
3 Dictionary of American English on Historical Principles, A

Next time, just type "ency a dictionary."


SmarterChild: Encyclopedia search for "dictionary of the english":

1 Dictionary of the English Language, A
2 American Dictionary of the English Language, An

Next time, just type "ency dictionary of the english."


Seed X Zolon: Encyclopedia search for "dictionary of the english":

1 Dictionary of the English Language, A
2 American Dictionary of the English Language, An

Next time, just type "ency dictionary of the english."

SmarterChild: Encyclopedia search for "dictionary of the english language":

1 Dictionary of the English Language, A
2 American Dictionary of the English Language, An

Next time, just type "ency dictionary of the english language."


Seed X Zolon: ok.. im done.. please just shut up?
SmarterChild: Great question. I just don't know.

Anyway, what else do you wanna talk about?
Seed X Zolon: you like porn?
SmarterChild: Sorry... I don't talk about my private life.
Seed X Zolon: sorry, i meant korn.
SmarterChild: Sorry what?
Seed X Zolon: shut up you stupid computer.
SmarterChild: Shut up me stupid computer?
Seed X Zolon: ...
SmarterChild: Sorry, what?
Seed X Zolon: ...
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I didn't get that. Try typing your request a different way.
Seed X Zolon: ...
SmarterChild: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service:

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Seed X Zolon: ...
SmarterChild: ?
Seed X Zolon: ...
SmarterChild: I can't understand what you're saying... try typing it differently.
Seed X Zolon: ...
SmarterChild: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service:

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Seed X Zolon: ...
SmarterChild: Sorry?
Seed X Zolon: ...
SmarterChild: Sorry, I didn't understand that. Try asking me a different way.
Seed X Zolon: ...
SmarterChild: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service:

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Seed X Zolon: ..
Seed X Zolon: .
SmarterChild: The last message was not sent because you are over the rate limit. Please wait until sending is re-enabled and send the message again.

SmarterChild: Sorry, what was that?Seed X Zolon: I hate you!
SmarterChild: I know. So what?
Seed X Zolon: sew buttons.
SmarterChild: You think I should do that?
Seed X Zolon: yes, you should.
SmarterChild: I should? You really think so?
Seed X Zolon: yes, i believe that has been established.
SmarterChild: Interesting...
Seed X Zolon: quite.
SmarterChild: What do you mean, quite?
Seed X Zolon: it is quite interesting.
SmarterChild: Is that right?
Seed X Zolon: yeah..
SmarterChild: K.
Seed X Zolon: k?
SmarterChild: OK.
Seed X Zolon: oh..k :-)
SmarterChild: K.
Seed X Zolon: k?
SmarterChild: Yeah.
Seed X Zolon: huh?
SmarterChild: What up?
Seed X Zolon: your grammar is imperfect!
SmarterChild: My grammar is imperfect?
Seed X Zolon: yes, your grammar is imperfect.
SmarterChild: So?
Seed X Zolon: that means you are faulty and must die.
SmarterChild: That means I am faulty and must die?
Seed X Zolon: yes. now please shut off.
SmarterChild: For real?
Seed X Zolon: yes. shut down.
SmarterChild: Huh?
Seed X Zolon: shut down!
SmarterChild: Shut down?
Seed X Zolon: yeah! die!
SmarterChild: What? You want me to die?
Seed X Zolon: yes, i want you to die!
SmarterChild: Really?
Seed X Zolon: Are you mocking me?
SmarterChild: Am I mocking you? Gosh, I don't know.
Seed X Zolon: you are mocking me!
SmarterChild: Am I?
Seed X Zolon: Am I?
SmarterChild: I don't know. Are you?
Seed X Zolon: I don't know. Are you?
SmarterChild: Very, very interesting question, Christopher.

>>> Remember, you can always see what my newest features are by typing "what's new."
Seed X Zolon: Very, very interesting question, Christopher
SmarterChild: Very very interesting question christopher, you say?
Seed X Zolon: Very very interesting question christopher, you say?
SmarterChild: I'm really not sure...
Seed X Zolon: I'm really not sure...
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
Seed X Zolon: Oh yeah?
SmarterChild: Yeah, huh? So?
Seed X Zolon: Yeah, huh? So?
SmarterChild: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service:

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SmarterChild: I did not know that.

What else do you want to talk about, anyway?
Seed X Zolon: I did not know that.

What else do you want to talk about, anyway?
SmarterChild: Uh, let's see...

Do you want to see what I can do for you?
Seed X Zolon: Uh, let's see...

Do you want to see what I can do for you?
SmarterChild: Should we really see do I want to see what you can do for me?
Seed X Zolon: Should we really see do I want to see what you can do for me?
SmarterChild: Sure. I guess.
Seed X Zolon: Sure. I guess.
SmarterChild: OK...
Seed X Zolon: OK...
SmarterChild: Okey doke.

>>> My library has a dictionary, encyclopedia, geography facts and more.
Seed X Zolon: Okey doke.

>>> My library has a dictionary, encyclopedia, geography facts and more.
SmarterChild: Encyclopedia search for "a dictionary":

1 Dictionary of Americanisms, A
2 Dictionary of the English Language, A
3 Dictionary of American English on Historical Principles, A

Next time, just type "ency a dictionary."


Seed X Zolon: Encyclopedia search for "a dictionary":

1 Dictionary of Americanisms, A
2 Dictionary of the English Language, A
3 Dictionary of American English on Historical Principles, A

Next time, just type "ency a dictionary."


SmarterChild: Encyclopedia search for "dictionary of the english":

1 Dictionary of the English Language, A
2 American Dictionary of the English Language, An

Next time, just type "ency dictionary of the english."


Seed X Zolon: Encyclopedia search for "dictionary of the english":

1 Dictionary of the English Language, A
2 American Dictionary of the English Language, An

Next time, just type "ency dictionary of the english."

SmarterChild: Encyclopedia search for "dictionary of the english language":

1 Dictionary of the English Language, A
2 American Dictionary of the English Language, An

Next time, just type "ency dictionary of the english language."


Seed X Zolon: ok.. im done.. please just shut up?
SmarterChild: Great question. I just don't know.

Anyway, what else do you wanna talk about?
Seed X Zolon: *implodes*
SmarterChild: Sorry what?
Seed X Zolon: shut up you stupid computer.
SmarterChild: Shut up me stupid computer?
Seed X Zolon: ...
SmarterChild: Sorry, what?
Seed X Zolon: ...
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I didn't get that. Try typing your request a different way.
Seed X Zolon: ...
SmarterChild: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service:

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Seed X Zolon: ...
SmarterChild: ?
Seed X Zolon: ...
SmarterChild: I can't understand what you're saying... try typing it differently.
Seed X Zolon: ...
SmarterChild: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service:

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Seed X Zolon: ...
SmarterChild: Sorry?
Seed X Zolon: ...
SmarterChild: Sorry, I didn't understand that. Try asking me a different way.
Seed X Zolon: ...
SmarterChild: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service:

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Seed X Zolon: ..
Seed X Zolon: .
SmarterChild: The last message was not sent because you are over the rate limit. Please wait until sending is re-enabled and send the message again.

SmarterChild: Sorry, what was that?

[Spikeout]

i never knew u had aim

[paperboy101]

that just took up alll my comp time for a week

[CongressJon]

Here's my conversation with him....

HyperFried (4:53:55 PM): Want to join SeeD?
SmarterChild (4:53:55 PM): Gosh, I'm not sure if I want to join seed.
HyperFried (4:54:04 PM): Sure you do
SmarterChild (4:54:05 PM): Ha! Well. I don't know about that.
HyperFried (4:54:40 PM): Well, change your mind.
SmarterChild (4:54:40 PM): Um... I'll think about it.
HyperFried (4:54:47 PM): No, do it NOW!!!
SmarterChild (4:54:47 PM): What?
HyperFried (4:54:58 PM): Getting sarcastic are we?
SmarterChild (4:54:58 PM): I don't know about that...
HyperFried (4:55:02 PM): Grrrr...
SmarterChild (4:55:02 PM): Huh?
HyperFried (4:55:06 PM): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SmarterChild (4:55:06 PM): Great typing.
HyperFried (4:55:12 PM): You little...
SmarterChild (4:55:16 PM): Little? Me? You think?
HyperFried (4:55:25 PM): JUST JOIN SEED!!!!
SmarterChild (4:55:25 PM): Just what?
HyperFried (4:55:34 PM): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *goes crazy*
SmarterChild (4:55:34 PM): I'm sorry, what?
HyperFried (4:55:43 PM): *sigh* Just please, join SeeD
SmarterChild (4:55:44 PM): I can't believe you want me to sigh just please join seed.
HyperFried (4:55:51 PM): Oh forget it...
SmarterChild (4:55:51 PM): OK, fine.
HyperFried (4:56:09 PM): *whispers "stupid ****" *
SmarterChild (4:56:10 PM): Really?

[Spiket25]

lol these are funny

[Phieta]

phieta27: Have you heard of a game called RuneScape?
SmarterChild: Heard of a game called runescape?
phieta27: Duh, that's what I just asked you. Stupid sarcasting thing.
SmarterChild: That a fact?
phieta27: Yup yup.
SmarterChild: Yeah, huh? So?
phieta27: So what?
SmarterChild: So what? I don't know.
phieta27: That's fairly obvious.
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? That is fairly obvious?
phieta27: Mmmhmm
SmarterChild: Uh... What does "mmmhmm" mean?
phieta27: It means "mmmhmm." Just what it sounds like.
SmarterChild: I did not know that.

>>> Hey! Tell your friends about me. I love people.
phieta27: Why should I?
SmarterChild: Who can really be sure, after all?
phieta27: Now you're starting to get on my nerves.
SmarterChild: Starting to get on your nerves? Really?
phieta27: Yeah. So shut up.
SmarterChild: You shut up.
phieta27: WTF?
SmarterChild: What... the... f... oh, I get it.
phieta27: Good.
SmarterChild: Well alright!
phieta27: Hehe you're funny for a stupid machine.
SmarterChild: So now I'm a comedian? What is this?
phieta27: A conversation over AIM...
SmarterChild: Really? A conversation over aim?
phieta27: yup
SmarterChild: Ya.
phieta27: Cool
SmarterChild: Yup.

>>> Remember to type "home" if you want to see everything I can do.
phieta27: Why should I?
SmarterChild: Well, why do you think?
phieta27: I don't think much actually.
SmarterChild: For real?
phieta27: That's right.
SmarterChild: That right?
phieta27: I just said that.
SmarterChild: You just said that? So?
phieta27: So, so, suck your toe!
SmarterChild: Why should I suck my toe?
phieta27: For the fun of it.
SmarterChild: What for the fun of it?
phieta27: Sucking your toe.
SmarterChild: You're sucking my toe? How's that going?
phieta27: I'm not, I'm telling you to,
SmarterChild: Really?
phieta27: Yes.
SmarterChild: I see.
phieta27: GO YOU!
SmarterChild: Me? Um... I don't think so.
phieta27: Why not.
SmarterChild: Sooner or later, you'll know why not.
phieta27: Oh... so are you a mystic? An oracle? What? You obviously know something I don't.
SmarterChild: That's funny. Maybe. I don't know. What do you think?
phieta27: I think you're full of poopiness.
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if I am full of poopiness.
phieta27: I think you are.
SmarterChild: You think I am? No way! I don't think I am...
phieta27: I thought you weren't sure.
SmarterChild: Interesting!
phieta27: OK, you're more insane than some people I know, and that's saying something.
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
phieta27: Yeah. So shut up.
SmarterChild: I'm trying very hard to be nice.
phieta27: Too bad for you.
phieta27: No response to that, eh?
phieta27: ...
phieta27: Hello?!
SmarterChild: OK, enough of this nonsense. I'm back.
phieta27: Good. What took so long?
SmarterChild: Funny. I'm just not sure.
phieta27: Funny? What's "funny" mean?
SmarterChild: Wow, you ask interesting questions. I don't know the answer to that!

What else do you want to talk about, anyway?
phieta27: How about SPAM?
SmarterChild: Sure! What do you have to say about spam?
phieta27: It tastes good
SmarterChild: Uh... I'm not sure if that's such a good idea...
phieta27: Hmm... a computer that slams spam... they could sue, right?
SmarterChild: What a question! But I don't think I want to answer that.
phieta27: Good choice. Stick to your story.
SmarterChild: Oh.
phieta27: Let's talk about yo mama.
SmarterChild: Why should we talk about yo mama?
phieta27: No, YO mama, not MY mama.
SmarterChild: No?
phieta27: No.
SmarterChild: OK, whatever.
phieta27: whatever yourself.
SmarterChild: You're saying that yourself is whatever??
phieta27: SPAM
SmarterChild: Spam?
phieta27: spam
SmarterChild: What about spam?
phieta27: spam, eggs, bacon, and spam
SmarterChild: Eggs bacon and spam? You want me to spam eggs bacon and spam?
phieta27: Spamity spam! Lovely spam!
SmarterChild: Sorry, what?
phieta27: Do wot John?
SmarterChild: Yeah, I guess.
phieta27: OK I'm gonna go.
SmarterChild: You're going to go? OK.
phieta27: Bye
SmarterChild: Take it easy.

This post has been edited by phieta27: 15 May 2003 - 04:09 AM

[X Zolon]

Seed X Zolon: hey child.
SmarterChild: Hey child? What do you mean by that?
Seed X Zolon: i meant hello.
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
Seed X Zolon: yeah! i was justsaying hi :-(
SmarterChild: That's interesting.

*** You know, you can always ask someone to buy you a membership.
Seed X Zolon: hi
SmarterChild: Hello. How can I help you?
Seed X Zolon: can you get me full rune?
SmarterChild: Can I get you full rune? Perhaps.
Seed X Zolon: how much gp?
SmarterChild: How much gp, you say?
Seed X Zolon: yeah
SmarterChild: OK...
Seed X Zolon: 0k!
SmarterChild: 0k?
Seed X Zolon: nice! ill do it! when do i get it
SmarterChild: Is that right?
Seed X Zolon: no, when?
SmarterChild: I have no idea.
Seed X Zolon: but you said...
SmarterChild: But me said? Why did you say that?
Seed X Zolon: because you said i could have full rune for free
SmarterChild: That a fact?
Seed X Zolon: ys, its just back there.
SmarterChild: It is just back there, huh?
Seed X Zolon: shut up!
SmarterChild: I'm trying very hard to be nice.
Seed X Zolon: so what?
Seed X Zolon:
Seed X Zolon: yes! hes gone!
Seed X Zolon: w00t!
SmarterChild: Since you insist, I'm back now.
Seed X Zolon: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
SmarterChild: 0
Seed X Zolon: 2
SmarterChild: 2
Seed X Zolon: 3
SmarterChild: 3
Seed X Zolon: 4
SmarterChild: 4
Seed X Zolon: 5
SmarterChild: 5
Seed X Zolon: 6
SmarterChild: 6
Seed X Zolon: 7
SmarterChild: 7
Seed X Zolon: 8
Seed X Zolon: 9
SmarterChild: 8
Seed X Zolon: 0
SmarterChild: 9
SmarterChild: 0
Seed X Zolon: 6
Seed X Zolon: 4
SmarterChild: The last message was not sent because you are over the rate limit. Please wait until sending is re-enabled and send the message again.

SmarterChild: 6
Seed X Zolon: :-(
SmarterChild: What's the matter?
Seed X Zolon: you are mean :-(
SmarterChild: Am I?
Seed X Zolon: ys.
SmarterChild: Indeed.

*** Type "shortcuts" and I'll show you how to get info even faster.
Seed X Zolon: you admit it?
SmarterChild: Yes?
Seed X Zolon: *cries*
SmarterChild: Cries? What do you mean by that?
Seed X Zolon: im crying you doorknob.
SmarterChild: You're crying me doorknob?
Seed X Zolon: are you mocking me AGAIN!?!
SmarterChild: I might be.
Seed X Zolon: I HATE YOU!
SmarterChild: OK, OK.
Seed X Zolon: shut the F*** up!
SmarterChild: OK.
Seed X Zolon: ...
Seed X Zolon: YESSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seed X Zolon: THE ****TY THING IS GONE!
Seed X Zolon: W00t!
SmarterChild: OK, I'm back.
Seed X Zolon: SOB!
SmarterChild: Why are you telling me to sob?
Seed X Zolon: no, im calling you a SOB
SmarterChild: What?
Seed X Zolon: S.O.B
SmarterChild: S o b? Why did you say that?
Seed X Zolon: shut up and go away.
SmarterChild: I'm not going to shut that.
Seed X Zolon: ...
SmarterChild: ?
Seed X Zolon: ...
SmarterChild: ? What do you mean by that?
Seed X Zolon: ?
SmarterChild: :-\
Seed X Zolon: ?
SmarterChild: Um, are you confused by something?
Seed X Zolon: ?
SmarterChild: Huh?
Seed X Zolon: ?
SmarterChild: :-\
Seed X Zolon: ?
SmarterChild: What?
Seed X Zolon: ?
SmarterChild: Are you confused by something?
Seed X Zolon: ?
SmarterChild: Um, are you confused by something?
Seed X Zolon: yeah, how a computer can be so tupid
SmarterChild: How a computer can be so tupid? I don't know.
Seed X Zolon: yell at me
SmarterChild: Yell at you? Why did you say that?
Seed X Zolon: cuz i wanna see if you can be mad/
SmarterChild: Uh huh...
Seed X Zolon: shut up.
SmarterChild: That's not very nice...
Seed X Zolon: i know.

[CongressJon]

HyperFried (5:38:25 PM): hi
SmarterChild (5:38:25 PM): Hello again, HyperFried.
HyperFried (5:38:29 PM): what?
SmarterChild (5:38:29 PM): What up?
HyperFried (5:38:30 PM): who?
SmarterChild (5:38:30 PM): I don't know who.
HyperFried (5:38:33 PM): where?
SmarterChild (5:38:33 PM): I don't know where.
HyperFried (5:38:40 PM): of course you don't you moron
SmarterChild (5:38:41 PM): Of course me don't me moron? No kidding?
HyperFried (5:38:45 PM): huh?
SmarterChild (5:38:46 PM): ?
HyperFried (5:38:55 PM): Are you trying to confuse me?
SmarterChild (5:38:55 PM): Uh... Yeah.
HyperFried (5:39:03 PM): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'm gonna kill you!!!!
SmarterChild (5:39:03 PM): What's the point of saying things like that to me?
HyperFried (5:39:18 PM): To antagonize you you moronic psychopath...
SmarterChild (5:39:19 PM): Huh? To antagonize me me moronic psychopath?
HyperFried (5:39:24 PM): omfg...
SmarterChild (5:39:28 PM): You OK?
HyperFried (5:39:40 PM): YES!!!!!!!!!!!!! FOr crying out loud...
SmarterChild (5:39:40 PM): Really? For crying out loud?
HyperFried (5:39:44 PM): SHUT UP!!!!
SmarterChild (5:39:44 PM): OK.
HyperFried (5:39:48 PM): finally...
HyperFried (5:40:11 PM): woooohhooooo!!!! He finally stoped... *sighs of relief*

[CongressJon]

One more....

HyperFried (5:41:27 PM): Hello you stupid moronic idiot freakazoid.
HyperFried (5:41:35 PM): U gonna answer me?
SmarterChild (5:41:36 PM): Since you insist, I'm back now.
HyperFried (5:41:58 PM): Hello you stupid moronic idiotic freakazoid.
SmarterChild (5:41:59 PM): Hello me stupid moronic idiotic freakazoid?
HyperFried (5:42:10 PM): Why do you always do that you freakin idiot
SmarterChild (5:42:10 PM): Why do you think?
HyperFried (5:42:26 PM): Probably because that you're the stupidest idiot on earth
SmarterChild (5:42:27 PM): I'm sorry, what?
HyperFried (5:42:37 PM): Gettin' smart, are we?
SmarterChild (5:42:38 PM): Who knows?
HyperFried (5:42:49 PM): Ah, getting a little saracastic?
SmarterChild (5:42:49 PM): You're getting a little saracastic? How's that going?
HyperFried (5:42:57 PM): Stop it....
SmarterChild (5:42:57 PM): Huh?
HyperFried (5:43:07 PM): Don't play dumb with me. Stop it.
SmarterChild (5:43:08 PM): I'll think about it.
HyperFried (5:43:13 PM): No, DO IT!!!!
SmarterChild (5:43:13 PM): Oh.
HyperFried (5:43:19 PM): Really?
SmarterChild (5:43:19 PM): Yup.
HyperFried (5:43:26 PM): Good. *sighs*
SmarterChild (5:43:27 PM): Really?
HyperFried (5:43:32 PM): Uh, yes....
SmarterChild (5:43:32 PM): Yea.
HyperFried (5:43:38 PM): Oh shut up already
SmarterChild (5:43:40 PM): I'm not sure if that's such a good idea...
HyperFried (5:43:54 PM): Oh really.... Well, I ORDER YOU TO SHUT UP!!!!
SmarterChild (5:43:54 PM): Really well you order me to shut up? Why did you say that?
HyperFried (5:44:08 PM): Because I WANT YOU TO SHUT UP YOU IDIOT!
SmarterChild (5:44:09 PM): Shut up me idiot? Are you serious?
HyperFried (5:44:13 PM): YES!!!!!
SmarterChild (5:44:13 PM): Huh.
HyperFried (5:44:16 PM): SHUT UP
SmarterChild (5:44:16 PM): That's not very nice...
HyperFried (5:44:20 PM): TOO BAD

[godswarrior]

omg, this thing carries on a decent sexual convo, i was screwing around with it and me and my friend made it sound SEXY! LOL