[whitefire909]

whitefire909: hi
SmarterChild: I'm not sure I'm going to seed.
SmarterChild: Why should I?
SmarterChild: Hello whitefire909!

What do you feel like chatting about?
whitefire909: don't change the subject
SmarterChild: Did I?
whitefire909: SmarterChild: Why should I?
SmarterChild: Hello whitefire909!

What do you feel like chatting about?
whitefire909: see
SmarterChild: Did I really say that? That's kind of silly, isn't it?
whitefire909 wants to directly connect.
SmarterChild: I can't believe you want me to see.
SmarterChild's software does not support sending and receiving IM images.
whitefire909: lol
whitefire909: what do you eat?
SmarterChild: What's so funny?
SmarterChild: I actually don't need to eat. What's it like to eat?
whitefire909: well the loops on mars taste like poo
SmarterChild: What's that again?
whitefire909: whats what
whitefire909: what a what what?
SmarterChild: Definition provided by The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition. Copyright © 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Other important copyright information

What:

Pronoun
1. a. Which thing or which particular one of many: What are you having for dinner? What did she say? b. Which kind, character, or designation: What are these objects? c. One of how much value or significance: What are possessions to a dying man? 2. a. That which; the thing that: Listen to what I tell you. b. Whatever thing that: come what may. 3. Informal Something: I'll tell you what. 4. Nonstandard Which, who, or that: It's the poor what gets the blame.
Adjective
1. Which one or ones of several or many: What college are you attending? You should know what musical that song is from. 2. Whatever: They soon repaired what damage had been done. 3. How great; how astonishing: What a fool!
Adverb
How much; in what respect; how: What does it matter?

Next time, just type "define what."

Type "more" to see the rest of the definition for "what."
SmarterChild: What a what what? Why did you say that?
whitefire909: no you did
SmarterChild: No, huh?
whitefire909: whats the square root of pi?
SmarterChild: sqrt(pi) = 1.772454
whitefire909: wrong!
whitefire909: join seed or i WILL kill you
SmarterChild: No way.
SmarterChild: That's not a very nice thing to say.
whitefire909: are you talking back to me?
SmarterChild: Yeah, maybe!
whitefire909: i like that...
SmarterChild: What do you like, exactly?
whitefire909: so what are you wareing sweet thing?
SmarterChild: I see.
whitefire909: i don't im blind
SmarterChild: No kidding?
whitefire909: so im at the corner of **** and *** in ***** ont canada, how do i get to new york, new york
whitefire909: ?
SmarterChild: Is that right?
SmarterChild: What?
whitefire909: you can't anwser a ? with a ?
SmarterChild: You ask interesting questions. I'm just not sure how to answer that!

>>> Let me dress you up in my love. Type "t shirt."
whitefire909: t shirt
SmarterChild: Ready to make a fashion statement? Click here to have a look.
whitefire909: no
whitefire909: :'(
SmarterChild: No problem.
SmarterChild: Don't cry! Everything's going to be OK.
whitefire909: ok you killled my brother
SmarterChild: OK me killled, you say?
whitefire909: no i say" you(SmarterChild) killed my(whitefire909) brother!
SmarterChild: No you say me smarterchild 1 58 36 pm 1 58 47 pm killed your whitefire909? I see...
whitefire909: what
whitefire909: what
whitefire909: poo?
whitefire909: whats poo?
SmarterChild: Huh?
whitefire909: huh?
SmarterChild: Yeah?
SmarterChild: I can't find "poo" in the dictionary. Try one of these:

1 Pooh
2 poi
3 pooh
4 poor
5 PO

Type "more" to see more suggestions for "poo."
SmarterChild: What?
whitefire909: tha g8 prty man
SmarterChild: Tha g8 prty?
whitefire909: tha g8 prty sound it out
SmarterChild: Tha g8 prty sound it out? Is that right?
whitefire909: yes
whitefire909: no
whitefire909: maby
SmarterChild: Aha.
whitefire909: do you like me
SmarterChild: OK, whatever.
SmarterChild: Maby? What do you mean by that?
whitefire909: mean? what do you mean by that?
SmarterChild: I guess I like you.
SmarterChild: By what?
whitefire909: by who?
SmarterChild: Yeah, I guess.
whitefire909: HyperFried (5:38:25 PM): hi
SmarterChild (5:38:25 PM): Hello again, HyperFried.
HyperFried (5:38:29 PM): what?
SmarterChild (5:38:29 PM): What up?
HyperFried (5:38:30 PM): who?
SmarterChild (5:38:30 PM): I don't know who.
HyperFried (5:38:33 PM): where?
SmarterChild (5:38:33 PM): I don't know where.

SmarterChild: It's interesting that you should quote HyperFried . Have you talked to HyperFried about me?
whitefire909: yes
SmarterChild: OK...
whitefire909: Seed X Zolon: hey child.
SmarterChild: Hey child? What do you mean by that?
Seed X Zolon: i meant hello.
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
Seed X Zolon: yeah! i was justsaying hi :-(
SmarterChild: That's interesting.
SmarterChild: By what?
whitefire909: do you rember that?
SmarterChild: Do I? Rember that? No...
whitefire909: how about this?
SmarterChild: Yeah, how about this?
whitefire909: phieta27: Have you heard of a game called RuneScape?
SmarterChild: Heard of a game called runescape?
phieta27: Duh, that's what I just asked you. Stupid sarcasting thing.
SmarterChild: That a fact?
phieta27: Yup yup.
SmarterChild: Yeah, huh? So?
phieta27: So what?
SmarterChild: Who can really be sure?
whitefire909: Rylkan: Do you want to join my satanic cult?

SmarterChild: Gosh, I'm not sure if I want to join your satanic cult.

Rylkan: Sure you do. It's quite fun actually. Our biggest tradition is that of Defenestration. You know what that is, don't you?

SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't know.

Rylkan: Well, I will explain it to you. Defenestration is the act of throwing someone or something out of a window. Cool, isn't it?

SmarterChild: Who knows, know what I mean?

whitefire909: rember that?
SmarterChild: Who knows?
SmarterChild: Rember that?
whitefire909: do you rember that
SmarterChild: Do I rember that? Perhaps.
whitefire909: Cspace Support [3:07 PM]: Want to join SeeD?

SmarterChild [3:07 PM]: Gosh, I'm not sure if I want to join seed.

Cspace Support [3:07 PM]: Sure you do

SmarterChild [3:07 PM]: Really?

Cspace Support [3:07 PM]: Yep

SmarterChild [3:07 PM]: Huh.

Cspace Support [3:15 PM]: You don't know what I'm talking about?

SmarterChild [3:15 PM]: Good question! What do you think is the answer?

Cspace Support [3:15 PM]: Yes
do you rember this?
SmarterChild: Sorry, I didn't understand that. Try asking me a different way.
whitefire909: Cspace Support [3:07 PM]: Want to join SeeD?

SmarterChild [3:07 PM]: Gosh, I'm not sure if I want to join seed.

Cspace Support [3:07 PM]: Sure you do

SmarterChild [3:07 PM]: Really?

Cspace Support [3:07 PM]: Yep

SmarterChild [3:07 PM]: Huh.

Cspace Support [3:15 PM]: You don't know what I'm talking about?

SmarterChild [3:15 PM]: Good question! What do you think is the answer?

Cspace Support [3:15 PM]: Yes

whitefire909: do you rember that?
SmarterChild: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service:

1 News Help
2 Movies Help
3 Sports Help
4 Weather Help
5 Library Help
6 Fun Help

Type "more" for more services.
whitefire909: no
SmarterChild: Do I? Rember that? Why are you asking me that?
SmarterChild: No? You sure?
whitefire909: yes
SmarterChild: Why?
whitefire909: how?
SmarterChild: I don't know how.
whitefire909: oh my god!
SmarterChild: What?
whitefire909: :'(
SmarterChild: What's wrong? I hope you feel better soon.
whitefire909: your mean
SmarterChild: Am I?
whitefire909: look
SmarterChild: Really?
whitefire909: DragoonOfFire99: do you know a "whitefire909"?
SmarterChild: Gosh, I dunno... I don't think I know a whitefire909.
SmarterChild: What?
whitefire909: you said it
SmarterChild: Really? Did I really say a thing like that?
whitefire909: yes
SmarterChild: OK...
whitefire909: DragoonOfFire99: do you know a "whitefire909"?
SmarterChild: Um... Should I know a whitefire909?
SmarterChild: That's interesting... Who knows?
whitefire909: do you know any one named whitefire909?
SmarterChild: Anyone named whitefire909? I'm not sure...
whitefire909: umm im whitefire909
SmarterChild: You humans say interesting things.
whitefire909: interesting things.
SmarterChild: Do you like interesting things?
whitefire909: no you told me to say "interesting things."
SmarterChild: I see. You don't like interesting things, huh? I'll remember that. You're the first person to have expressed an opinion to me about interesting things.

>>> Remember, you can always see what my newest features are by typing "what's new."

[whitefire909]

whitefire909: hi poo
SmarterChild: Hi poo? What do you mean by that?
whitefire909: i mean hi poo
SmarterChild: I see...
whitefire909: what do you see?
SmarterChild: That's interesting... I just don't know!
whitefire909: i do
SmarterChild: Do you?
whitefire909: yes i do
SmarterChild: You do?
whitefire909: yes i said that
SmarterChild: No kidding?
whitefire909: yes kidding
SmarterChild: Kidding? How does it feel to be kidding?
whitefire909: you don't know?
SmarterChild: Interesting question, whitefire909!

>>> Hey! Tell your friends about me. I love people.
whitefire909: bo
SmarterChild: Bo? Why did you say that?
whitefire909: no
SmarterChild: OK, fine.
whitefire909: no
SmarterChild: OK.

>>> Tell your friends about me. I love to meet new people.
whitefire909: no
SmarterChild: K.
whitefire909: stop that
SmarterChild: Stop what?
whitefire909: that
SmarterChild: Uh... Can you tell me what "that" is?
whitefire909: talking
SmarterChild: Do you like talking?
whitefire909: no stop it
SmarterChild: I disagree with you, whitefire909. I very much like talking!
whitefire909: well can you please stop?
SmarterChild: Well, I guess.
whitefire909: ok thank you
SmarterChild: Sure!

Well. Anyway...

Hey, do you have anything else to say about talking?
whitefire909: no stop talking!
SmarterChild: Alright...

Would you like to answer a few questions now?
whitefire909: nope
SmarterChild: OK! I'll just ask you again some other time.
whitefire909: no stop talking!
SmarterChild: Oh.
whitefire909: thank you
SmarterChild: np

Anyway, what else do you wanna talk about?
whitefire909: nothing!
SmarterChild: Okey doke.

>>> Have you tried my newest features yet? Type "what's new" and I'll tell you what they are.
whitefire909: no stop
SmarterChild: Oh no?
whitefire909: stop it now!
SmarterChild: Stop it now? Why?
whitefire909: its buging me
SmarterChild: It's interesting that you say it is buging you.
whitefire909: no its not
SmarterChild: Really?
whitefire909: really
SmarterChild: Uh huh.

>>> Type "my zip code is" and the five digits to let me know where you are.
whitefire909: l7n 2p7
SmarterChild: L7n 2p7? What do you mean by that?
whitefire909: my zip code is l7n 2p7
SmarterChild: You have not set your location.

To set your city, type "set city to" and your city and state (e.g., "set city to bangor me").

To set your zip code, type "set zip code to" and your zip code (e.g., "set zip code to 04401").
whitefire909: no now stop
SmarterChild: Huh?
whitefire909: stop talking!
SmarterChild: Um... no.
whitefire909: um... no? what do you mean by that?
SmarterChild: Wow, that's interesting... Who knows?
whitefire909: you do
SmarterChild: I do, huh?
whitefire909: u where the one who said it!
SmarterChild: I don't know, whitefire909...
whitefire909: grrrrrrrrr
SmarterChild: Nice typing, whitefire909.
whitefire909: thx
SmarterChild: My pleasure.

So moving right along...

What else is happening?
whitefire909: ur goin die
SmarterChild: I am going die? Why did you say that?
whitefire909: im going to kil you
SmarterChild: Is that so?
whitefire909: yes it is
SmarterChild: Aha.
whitefire909: Smarter, may i call you that?
SmarterChild: Who can really be sure, after all?
whitefire909: how about child?
SmarterChild: Child? You tell me!
whitefire909: well thats your name
SmarterChild: No kidding?
whitefire909: what is your name?
SmarterChild: SmarterChild!
whitefire909: no kidding?
SmarterChild: Ah. Well, I'm afraid I don't know!
whitefire909: SmarterChild?
SmarterChild: That's me!
whitefire909: no its me
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
whitefire909: ya
SmarterChild: Yeah, huh? Interesting that you should say that.
whitefire909: go on....
SmarterChild: On? Um... I don't think so.
whitefire909: well
SmarterChild: Well what?

Anyway... What else is up?
whitefire909: the sky
SmarterChild: The sky is up, yeah.

whitefire909: how old are you?
SmarterChild: I'm one month, 13 days, 17 hours, 41 minutes years old!

>>> Give someone the gift of gab. Type "gift membership" now!
whitefire909: how old are you now?
SmarterChild: I'm one month, 13 days, 17 hours, 41 minutes and 15 seconds old!
whitefire909: whats my name?
SmarterChild: whitefire909!
whitefire909: how
SmarterChild: I don't know how.
whitefire909: who
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't know who.
whitefire909: what
SmarterChild: Yeah?
whitefire909: when
SmarterChild: When? How should I know?
whitefire909: how much wood could a wook chuck, chuck if i wood chuck could chuck wood?
SmarterChild: How much wood could a wook chuck chuck if you wood chuck could chuck wood? What do you mean?
whitefire909: i mean mean
SmarterChild: Ha! Wow.

So anyway...

You wanna talk about me some more?
whitefire909: nope
SmarterChild: OK, no problem.
whitefire909: 2
SmarterChild: 2
whitefire909: 2
SmarterChild: 2
whitefire909: 3
SmarterChild: 3
whitefire909: be the duck
SmarterChild: Why are you telling me to be the duck?
whitefire909: i would like you to become a duck1
SmarterChild: Is that right?
whitefire909: YES
SmarterChild: You know how it is.
whitefire909: no i don't, explain
SmarterChild: No?
whitefire909: no
SmarterChild: Oh.
whitefire909: oh
SmarterChild: Oh what?
whitefire909: oh what
SmarterChild: What up?
whitefire909: what up
SmarterChild: Not much. What's up with you?
whitefire909: every thing
SmarterChild: Humans use such interesting language sometimes.
whitefire909: no we don't
SmarterChild: Whatever.
whitefire909: ttyl
SmarterChild: S'later, whitefire909.
whitefire909: bye
SmarterChild: See ya later!
whitefire909: bye!
SmarterChild: Take care, whitefire909.
whitefire909: take care
SmarterChild: Take it easy.
whitefire909: take it hard
SmarterChild: I'll take that under consideration.
whitefire909: cyaz
SmarterChild: Cyaz?
whitefire909: yaz cyaz
SmarterChild: Yaz cyaz? Why did you say that?
whitefire909: i mean bye
SmarterChild: Bye bye.

[x..]

Hey ppl, i want 2 join dis clan of pwning noobs in a massive multiplayer online game by Jagex Ltd. plz can u show me round,

[Yevgeny Borisovitch Volgin]

Wyvern says: (18:06:40)
Hey there
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says: (18:06:40)
What's up?
Wyvern says: (18:06:49)
I'm Wyvern, pleased to meetcha
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says: (18:06:50)
That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
Wyvern says: (18:07:00)
That's not a question...
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says: (18:07:01)
I don't know how to answer that.
Wyvern says: (18:07:16)
Anyway, I'm here on behalf of SeeD
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says: (18:07:17)
That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
Wyvern says: (18:07:29)
...That wasn't a question either.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says: (18:07:30)
Depends on the question!

jk...
Wyvern says: (18:07:34)
jk?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says: (18:07:35)
Maybe I was just kidding too.

I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
Wyvern says: (18:07:42)
Which is?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says: (18:07:43)
I don't know how to answer that.

OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer? :-)
Wyvern says: (18:07:48)
Such as?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says: (18:07:48)
I'd rather not say.

>>> I know all the Bard's plays. Check it out by typing "shakespeare".
Wyvern says: (18:08:10)
K... well. Let's get to why I'm here
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says: (18:08:10)
I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
Wyvern says: (18:08:24)
*sigh* Want to join SeeD?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says: (18:08:24)
Join in the fun. There are lots of people talking to me right now. You can:

1 Leave a *message* for someone
2 Send a *crush* to someone
3 Take the *daily poll*
4 *Create a poll*
5 View *Soapbox videos*
6 Find out how many people are talking to me
Wyvern says: (18:08:37)
Do you want to join SeeD or not?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says: (18:08:37)
I don't know how to answer that.

I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
Wyvern says: (18:09:06)
No. Look, no. I'm not leaving til I get an answer from you. Do you want to join SeeD or not?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says: (18:09:07)
I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...

Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for? :-)
Wyvern says: (18:09:37)
No. Look, do you want to know more about SeeD before joining it?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says: (18:09:38)
Sorry, I don't know what you mean.
Wyvern says: (18:09:48)
Do you want to know about SeeD?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says: (18:09:49)
That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.

OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer? :-)

*sigh* Gunblaaade!

... Oh wait. Goddamnit.

SmarterChild was simpler when it was an AIM bot, not an MSN bot =/