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#1 {lang:macro__useroffline}   Red Sentinel {lang:icon}

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Posted 09 January 2005 - 07:27 PM

This definition of "compiler" must rank as the BEST of the possible wrong answers. Written by a student in a introductory Computer Science course.

"A compiler's primary function is to compile, organize the compilation, and go right back to compiling. It compiles basically only those things that require to be compiled, ignoring things that should not be compiled. The main way a compiler compiles, is to compile the things to be compiled until the compilation is complete."

Only in America.....


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#2 {lang:macro__useroffline}   Dark Alex666 {lang:icon}

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Posted 09 January 2005 - 07:41 PM

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Posted 09 January 2005 - 07:50 PM

Heehee... let me try to find this essay I got at work... it was a high school essay that mentioned Emily Dickenson as a big blue ox and Walt Whitman as a 60 foot giant bluetongue.gif

If I can't find it, I have it at work and i'll forward it to my email.

BTW: this was turned in to a teacher... there was red writing on the bottom: "Please See Me". heehee
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#4 {lang:macro__useroffline}   Red Sentinel {lang:icon}

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Posted 11 January 2005 - 03:59 PM

red writing? IT WAS MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE grnwink.gif
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#5 {lang:macro__useroffline}   Joseph {lang:icon}

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Posted 14 July 2005 - 02:19 AM

QUOTE(Dark Alex666 @ Jan 9 2005, 12:41 PM)
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#6 {lang:macro__useroffline}   Pendragon205 {lang:icon}

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Posted 14 July 2005 - 02:53 AM

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This was totally out-dated.
Now it's updated.
I think?
Yeah.

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Nice.
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