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#1 ${lang:macro__useroffline}$ maliska

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Posted 10 April 2003 - 08:22 PM

Once there was an idiot in a car with a geneous. The geneous said to the idiot, "I'll brake the speed limit because I'm in a hurry, tellme if a cop is coming!" Later... The idiot suddenly said, "I see a cop chasing us!" The geneous said, "r his lights on?", adn the idiot said, "yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes...

#2 ${lang:macro__useroffline}$ maliska

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Post icon Posted 15 April 2003 - 12:37 AM

Pete and Repete were sitting on a wall. Pete falls off, who is left.

Answer: ******

Pete and Repete were sitting on a wall. Pete falls off, who is left.

Answer: ******

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#3 ${lang:macro__useroffline}$ maliska

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Posted 15 April 2003 - 12:45 AM

Once there was a grandmother with three sons. son#3 got her a gift, a mansion, because he wanted to be the best. son#2 did the same, but got her a servant. son#3 was smarter so he got her the best gift, a spanish speaking parrot. The blind granny recieved the gifts and replied to each son. She hated the 1st gift because its to big. She hated the 2nd because its to nice. She loved the 3rd one because it was tasty

#4 ${lang:macro__useroffline}$ Final F8

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Posted 19 February 2005 - 03:28 AM

heh... the first one was a little bit funny... Didn't like the other 2 much.

*requests movage to joke forum*

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