Different Dialects... Different Dialects Indeed... O.o
#1
Posted 26 April 2005 - 01:17 AM
When we were studying India in History Class, my teacher was telling us about all the dialects...
History Teacher: In India, there were many different dialects. Does anyone know what a dialect is?
*Smart d00d raises hand*
History Teacher: Uhh, yes, you, [name removed]!
Smart d00d: Are they different forms of the same language?
History Teacher: Yes, that's right!
*Most of class looks puzzled*
*Teacher notices*
History Teacher: Here's an example. Yo homie bling bling look at my shoes!!! That would be one dialect. Here's another. Hey there! Look at my new shoes!
.... Yo homie bling bling... That's just weird.
History Teacher: In India, there were many different dialects. Does anyone know what a dialect is?
*Smart d00d raises hand*
History Teacher: Uhh, yes, you, [name removed]!
Smart d00d: Are they different forms of the same language?
History Teacher: Yes, that's right!
*Most of class looks puzzled*
*Teacher notices*
History Teacher: Here's an example. Yo homie bling bling look at my shoes!!! That would be one dialect. Here's another. Hey there! Look at my new shoes!
.... Yo homie bling bling... That's just weird.

























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#2
Posted 26 April 2005 - 01:19 AM

Your teacher honestly said that?!


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#3
Posted 26 April 2005 - 01:22 AM
... Yeah, she said that. Today during drama we were doing a new game, "Imitate a Teacher" since we finished reading "A Midsummer Night's Dream". We imitated teachers and the rest of the class tried to guess who they were. One kid went up and said, "In India, there are many dialects, such as yo homie bling bling!" A whole lot of people yelled the teachers name


























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#6
Posted 26 April 2005 - 01:25 AM
No no...It's a bit more like...
"Look at mah Nike-Yike's foo's! I dropped em offa some store in the main street."
---Ruckus the Rogue
"Look at mah Nike-Yike's foo's! I dropped em offa some store in the main street."
---Ruckus the Rogue
#10
Posted 26 April 2005 - 01:49 AM
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#12
Posted 26 April 2005 - 08:27 PM
Holy ze poops.
Wow! Cool teacher.
Yeah, our teacher did... something like that.
In history, actually, we were learning about India (unusal coincidence) on Monday, and we had just started. We'd just started on the basics, and he said a few things, got some blank stares. Next line: "India - it is big." Oh yeah, never knew that...


In history, actually, we were learning about India (unusal coincidence) on Monday, and we had just started. We'd just started on the basics, and he said a few things, got some blank stares. Next line: "India - it is big." Oh yeah, never knew that...

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#14
Posted 26 April 2005 - 09:36 PM
QUOTE(Hyperfried @ Apr 26 2005, 09:27 PM)
Holy ze poops.
Wow! Cool teacher.
Yeah, our teacher did... something like that.
In history, actually, we were learning about India (unusal coincidence) on Monday, and we had just started. We'd just started on the basics, and he said a few things, got some blank stares. Next line: "India - it is big." Oh yeah, never knew that...


In history, actually, we were learning about India (unusal coincidence) on Monday, and we had just started. We'd just started on the basics, and he said a few things, got some blank stares. Next line: "India - it is big." Oh yeah, never knew that...

Isn't that big, mainly just populated with 1.3 bil? or so.
And now we have the quote of the day, from greenl2l: PLONGED!!!

#15
Posted 27 April 2005 - 12:54 AM
my english teacher is funny in a sarcastic way.
1)
Kid: Can I goto the bathroom?
Teacher: Goto the nurse so she can check if you can
2) lol my class is funny
Kid: Whats this word on the test?
Teacher: I have no clue
Kid: Then why did u put it on the test?!
she said alot more but i cant remember now
1)
Kid: Can I goto the bathroom?
Teacher: Goto the nurse so she can check if you can
2) lol my class is funny
Kid: Whats this word on the test?
Teacher: I have no clue
Kid: Then why did u put it on the test?!
she said alot more but i cant remember now