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An Archer’s Tale

Aye, I’m sure you’ve heard about the story or Robin Hood, William Tell, and the Legend of King Arthur. Very good stories aye, but have you heard of the tale of Joe the Archer of the town of Klondike? I’m sure you haven’t! The story starts out in the colony, Trafogalia. A colony owned by the British! We meet our main character Joe inside the Black Cutler’s Inn.

“Serve me up another Beer will ya Cutler!”
“Err Joe, you’ve had too much. I’m not serving you anymore.”
“Fine... I’ll be renting a room here. How much for two nights?”
“That will be 100 pounds.”
Joe has paid the Innkeeper the 100 pounds and he goes to sleep.

The Next Day...

A strange man comes up to Joe in his room and hands him a letter and suddenly disappears.
“What the... Maybe it’s a money reward.”
Joe opens the letter. It reads,

Sir Joe,
We have heard you are a very good archer.
We need you on our quest for the
Holy Boot of King Cspace.
Meet us at the Balamb Forest
Please write back as soon as you can.

Sincerely,
Squire Spikeout.

“Hmm sounds like an adventure... Maybe that moron Spikeout should’ve added a reward though.”

Back at the Inn
“Hey Cutler, I’m going to help some poor chaps find a stupid Boot for the stupid King Cspace. Do you have my stuff?”
“Aye, of course, how could I forget?”
So just like that our hero Joe ventured to the hazardous forests of the Balamb. There he met up with Squire Spikeout, the Knight Hyperfried, and the Magician Joey (But people call him Dragonman because of his transformation to become a Dragon-like thing). A side note: Now that we have more characters, we will be switching to a different dialogue style.

Joe: Hey guys, how is your progression with the Scepter?
Hyperfried: Who are you?
Joe: Hush, I was sent here to help you guys...
Dragonman: ROAR!!!
Spikeout: I sent him to help us.
Dragonman: ROAR!!!
Hyper: You didn’t tell us this moron was invited with us!?
Joe: That’s enough out of you, you stupid chicken knight!
Hyper: At least I don’t go around wearing a stupid skirt.
Joe: It’s a darn kilt!
Dragonman: ROAR!!!
Hyper: Whatever just make yourself at home...
Hyper plays with his teddy bear

The next day…Baseballl: Wakie wakie my darlings…
Hyper: Can it be? Is it really he? Pimp of the Balamb Forest?
Joe: What’s a pimp?
Dragonman: A pimp is a baseballl
Obi wan: Aye it is I Obi wan Ken obi protector of the forest! Why do you disturb our scared forest?

Squire Spikeout runs away cowardly
Suddenly a big giant octopus eats Squire Spikeout. The Octopus is bigger than a 20-story building.

Everyone: O_O
Hyper: We have come to seek the holy Boot of Cspace.
Baseballl: Ah the boot! We used the boot to get all the girls we want.
Obi wan: That’s pimpin’ base for you!
Baseballl: The octopus ate it. He lives in the lake of Miramar, just over Saturn Mountain. Go to Saturn Mountain and there you will find Star Jedi. She will tell you what to do about the octopus. Watch out for Mr. Saturns, for if you touch them, you will become fat.
Obi wan: Good luck my young ones, and take care of Dragonman. Though as dumb as he looks, he will be the key to saving the boot.
Baseballl: Look out for Joe too, he is the key to defeating the Mr. Saturns...
Hyper: What about me?
Obi wan: Ahh you will be able to seduce the young and beautiful Star Jedi.
Hyper: Ooo, beautiful? Great! Let's get going!

Dragonman: ROAR!!!

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Continued...
Hyper: Help, it's a Mr. Saturn!!!

Joe shoots an arrow at a Saturn
The Saturn blows up

Dragonman: Gerbarka!!!
Joe: Heh...

Our heroes venture on in the deep Jungles of Balamb. Then they come upon an invisible wall.
Hyper: What do we do now !?!?
Joe: We should fly over it?
Hyper: Nah we should climb it.
Joe: Fly dude c'mon!
Hyper: You can't fly!
Joe: Well I thought you could fly.
Hyper: You stupid skirt boy!
Joe: Shut it, Sunchild!!!
Hyper: Stupid Hippie

Dragonman goes through the wall

Joe & Hyper: O_o
Dragonman: C'mon you idiots
Joe: Whatever

As our heroes hike the mountain, a mysterious cloaked man appears in front of them.
Red F: Hi, My name is Red. I am Star Jedi's toilet scrubber, how may I help you?
Joe: Uhh...
Hyper: We have came to see the beautiful Star Jedi!
Red F: Oh! Just climb over that rock over there and she'll be there. But beware... I have been scrubbing her toilet for 10 years and oh my gosh!
Hyper: That's enough... *Ick*
Joe: Let's keep going.

Before our heroes can reach the rock, they encounter yet another being.
r@nG3|2s: Hi, I'm a Mr. Saturn. I'm Star Jedi's Mule boy.
Joe shoots r@nG3|2s

_.-*|-|*-._ To be continued _.-*|-|*-._