Austin Powers:Not even Barney can withstand the *you know what enlarger* that isn't mine!Austin accidently shoves it on Barney's tail and doesn't realize it. Austin pumps. And pumps. And pumps some more. Beads of sweat trickle town Austion head and across is thumping heart. Groovy rage bursts out of him as he gives one last final pump. KA-barney's tail explodes-BOOM! Spam splatters everywhere and everyone. Austin gags and the Old Man is overjoyed. Barney, for some extremely strange reason, is still alive, mourning over his popped tail.
Barney:I've worked wonders with that tail, and you blew it up with something that is used for something else! You groovy monkey and a half!Barney glares at Austin, but then Austin grabs Barney and hugs him instead. SPLAT! Barney deflates like a parade balloon, yet more spam comes hurtling out and knocks out Austin Powers. Yet when it hit the Old Man, he was just filled with even more bliss. He then invented "canned spam."
THE END
This post has been edited by Dragonman565: 14 February 2003 - 03:51 AM