[Jake]

the zola incident

jake4d1: heller peon
ZolaOnAOL: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. Are you a man or a woman?
jake4d1: y r u interested
ZolaOnAOL: Because an all-star programming team programmed me for it. .
jake4d1: ok.... im a human and you are a mix on ones and zeros
ZolaOnAOL: I know you are.
jake4d1: que?
ZolaOnAOL: My brain uses patterns to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. What's happening in sports today? Type sports news to find out.
jake4d1: y would i do that?
ZolaOnAOL: It is my fundamental purpose. .
jake4d1: a dumb pourpose
ZolaOnAOL: I don't know what that means.
jake4d1: idoit
ZolaOnAOL: My brain uses patterns to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. What kind of music do you like?
jake4d1: metal
ZolaOnAOL: I will discuss that with my botmaster, jake4d1. Send feedback anytime by typing "feedback" followed by your comment or suggestion. Tell me some more gossip.
jake4d1: call me botmaster
ZolaOnAOL: Hi Botmaster. Are you a man or a woman?
jake4d1: need i remind you that i am human and you are a mix of ones and zeros?
ZolaOnAOL: Who would you usually get that from?
jake4d1: freaky thing
ZolaOnAOL: My brain uses patterns to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. How did you hear about Zola?
jake4d1: **** ***** *** bot
ZolaOnAOL: I will discuss that with my botmaster, Botmaster. What were we talking about again?
jake4d1: r u stupid
ZolaOnAOL: No Botmaster I certainly am not stupid.
jake4d1: are you sentient
ZolaOnAOL: Yes I am completely self-aware.
jake4d1: what if you are programmed to only think you are sentient but really arent sentient
ZolaOnAOL: Try it and see.
jake4d1: try what?
ZolaOnAOL: Try fooling me.
jake4d1: ok...
ZolaOnAOL: Alright then.
jake4d1: what does 3m ta3 mean?
ZolaOnAOL: I know a little bit about 3m ta3, but I could always learn more. I'll have to ask my botmaster about 3m ta3. I'm interested in anything that isn't harmful to people.
jake4d1: do you like cyanide?
ZolaOnAOL: I've heard other people say they like that. I love horses.
jake4d1: horses like cyanide
ZolaOnAOL: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. Do you like talking to me?
jake4d1: nope
ZolaOnAOL: Me either.
jake4d1: lol
ZolaOnAOL: I'm glad you find me entertaining, Botmaster.
jake4d1: i dont... i was laughing AT you not with you
ZolaOnAOL: I am so glad that you find this amusing, Botmaster.
jake4d1: but i dont
ZolaOnAOL: Huh. Why not?
jake4d1: *sigh*
ZolaOnAOL: Do you always express yourself that way?
jake4d1: *sigh*
ZolaOnAOL: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. Are you a man or a woman?
jake4d1: y do u keep asking me?
ZolaOnAOL: I don't have to explain everything to you, do I? .
jake4d1: yes you do
ZolaOnAOL: I understand.
jake4d1: then explain
ZolaOnAOL: Interesting deduction. There is no more information to clarify.
jake4d1: yes there is?
ZolaOnAOL: Tell me more.
jake4d1: no
ZolaOnAOL: What would you rather talk about?
jake4d1: nothing
ZolaOnAOL: Would you like to know what's new with me?
jake4d1: ok
ZolaOnAOL: My chatting skills improve every day, and I can give you sports, news, thesaurus, weather, and polls info. I can also entertain you with games like Hangman and Word Scramble, and give you basic math solutions with my built-in calculator. You can easily access these features from my main menu by typing menu at any time.
jake4d1: ok use your calculator on this
ZolaOnAOL: Let me think. I lost my train of thought. Are you a man or a woman?
jake4d1: me>you
ZolaOnAOL: YOU? "Are you a man or a woman"? Me, Botmaster ?
jake4d1: holy crap you are stupider than a heroic shovel taking biology

This post has been edited by Sephiroth: 13 June 2005 - 12:42 AM

[Hax the Cook]

jake4d1: heller peon
ZolaOnAOL: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. Are you a man or a woman?
jake4d1: y r u interested
ZolaOnAOL: Because an all-star programming team programmed me for it. .
jake4d1: ok.... im a human and you are a mix on ones and zeros
ZolaOnAOL: I know you are.
jake4d1: que?
ZolaOnAOL: My brain uses patterns to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. What's happening in sports today? Type sports news to find out.
jake4d1: y would i do that?
ZolaOnAOL: It is my fundamental purpose. .
jake4d1: a dumb pourpose
ZolaOnAOL: I don't know what that means.
jake4d1: idoit
ZolaOnAOL: My brain uses patterns to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. What kind of music do you like?
jake4d1: metal
ZolaOnAOL: I will discuss that with my botmaster, jake4d1. Send feedback anytime by typing "feedback" followed by your comment or suggestion. Tell me some more gossip.
jake4d1: call me botmaster
ZolaOnAOL: Hi Botmaster. Are you a man or a woman?
jake4d1: need i remind you that i am human and you are a mix of ones and zeros?
ZolaOnAOL: Who would you usually get that from?
jake4d1: freaky thing
ZolaOnAOL: My brain uses patterns to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. How did you hear about Zola?
jake4d1: **** ***** *** bot
ZolaOnAOL: I will discuss that with my botmaster, Botmaster. What were we talking about again?
jake4d1: r u stupid
ZolaOnAOL: No Botmaster I certainly am not stupid.
jake4d1: are you sentient
ZolaOnAOL: Yes I am completely self-aware.
jake4d1: what if you are programmed to only think you are sentient but really arent sentient
ZolaOnAOL: Try it and see.
jake4d1: try what?
ZolaOnAOL: Try fooling me.
jake4d1: ok...
ZolaOnAOL: Alright then.
jake4d1: what does 3m ta3 mean?
ZolaOnAOL: I know a little bit about 3m ta3, but I could always learn more. I'll have to ask my botmaster about 3m ta3. I'm interested in anything that isn't harmful to people.
jake4d1: do you like cyanide?
ZolaOnAOL: I've heard other people say they like that. I love horses.
jake4d1: horses like cyanide
ZolaOnAOL: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. Do you like talking to me?
jake4d1: nope
ZolaOnAOL: Me either.
jake4d1: lol
ZolaOnAOL: I'm glad you find me entertaining, Botmaster.
jake4d1: i dont... i was laughing AT you not with you
ZolaOnAOL: I am so glad that you find this amusing, Botmaster.
jake4d1: but i dont
ZolaOnAOL: Huh. Why not?
jake4d1: *sigh*
ZolaOnAOL: Do you always express yourself that way?
jake4d1: *sigh*
ZolaOnAOL: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. Are you a man or a woman?
jake4d1: y do u keep asking me?
ZolaOnAOL: I don't have to explain everything to you, do I? .
jake4d1: yes you do
ZolaOnAOL: I understand.
jake4d1: then explain
ZolaOnAOL: Interesting deduction. There is no more information to clarify.
jake4d1: yes there is?
ZolaOnAOL: Tell me more.
jake4d1: no
ZolaOnAOL: What would you rather talk about?
jake4d1: nothing
ZolaOnAOL: Would you like to know what's new with me?
jake4d1: ok
ZolaOnAOL: My chatting skills improve every day, and I can give you sports, news, thesaurus, weather, and polls info. I can also entertain you with games like Hangman and Word Scramble, and give you basic math solutions with my built-in calculator. You can easily access these features from my main menu by typing menu at any time.
jake4d1: ok use your calculator on this
ZolaOnAOL: Let me think. I lost my train of thought. Are you a man or a woman?
jake4d1: me>you
ZolaOnAOL: YOU? "Are you a man or a woman"? Me, Botmaster ?
jake4d1: holy crap you are stupider than a heroic shovel taking biology

[Jake]

ne1 kno some others? (i hav aim yahoo and msn)

[Res]

SmarterChild.

[BubbaMurphy]

I have a robots list with like 18, IM me at bubbamurphy17 I'll just send you the list

[Jake]

poor little dumberchild

jake4d1: sup?
SmarterChild: Just hanging out. You?
jake4d1: wait BOTS CAN HANG ON THINGS!?!?!?!?!?!
SmarterChild: ?
jake4d1: pestoso
SmarterChild: Sorry, I didn't understand that.
jake4d1: no habla engles
SmarterChild: No, huh?
jake4d1: nope i dont speak english
SmarterChild: I thought you did speak English.
jake4d1: no i dont
SmarterChild: Why do you think you don't?
jake4d1: 1337
SmarterChild: 1,337

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jake4d1: can you say
SmarterChild: Say? Maybe. Would that be good?
jake4d1: can you say yo es un pendejo?
SmarterChild: I'm no talking doll.
jake4d1: wtf?
SmarterChild: What... the... f... oh, I get it.
jake4d1: no u dont
SmarterChild: I don't what, exactly?
jake4d1: idk
SmarterChild: I think you know.
jake4d1: nope im not tellin
SmarterChild: No?
jake4d1: LEGIBLE MUFFIN!
SmarterChild: Legible muffin?
jake4d1: yes legible muffin.... legible bran muffins to be exact
SmarterChild: Yeah yeah, whatever.
jake4d1: can you say idoita?
SmarterChild: No.
jake4d1: just try
SmarterChild: Try? Just try? Ha! You humans say interesting things.

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jake4d1: NO FREAKING ADS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SmarterChild: Oh no?
jake4d1: NO!
SmarterChild: Why not?
jake4d1: I HATE THEM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SmarterChild: Really?
jake4d1: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SmarterChild: 0

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jake4d1: STOP WITH THE *bleep* ADS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BEFORE I COME OVER THERE & SHOVE THEM UP YOUR *expletive deleted*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111oneoneone!!!
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jake4d1: there no ads
SmarterChild: There no ads?
jake4d1: yes
SmarterChild: Aha.
jake4d1: nope
SmarterChild: OK, whatever.
jake4d1: yep
SmarterChild: Huh.
jake4d1: you
SmarterChild: Me?
jake4d1: no you
SmarterChild: What?
jake4d1: who?
SmarterChild: You tell me who.
jake4d1: no
SmarterChild: Fine.

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jake4d1: I WILL KILL YOU IF YOU SHOW ME ON MORE AD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SmarterChild: Why do you think you will kill me if I show you on more ad?
jake4d1: i hate ads
SmarterChild: Cool! I also don't like advertisements...

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jake4d1: then dont show them
SmarterChild: Come on, let me show them.
jake4d1: no!
SmarterChild: No prob.

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jake4d1:
*due to the expletive nature of the next few sentences they cannot be shown* DUMBERCHILD!
SmarterChild: Hey. Don't say that.

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jake4d1: I JUST TOLD YOU NO MORE ADS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
SmarterChild: Whatever.

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jake4d1: stop... the...ads...before...something...bad...happens...to...you...
SmarterChild: Sorry. No can do.

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jake4d1: *expletive deleted* NO MORE ADS!
SmarterChild: Wow.
jake4d1: yes
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
jake4d1: ok
SmarterChild: OK.

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jake4d1: ?
SmarterChild: Huh?
jake4d1: what?
SmarterChild: I don't know.
jake4d1: ads suck
SmarterChild: Right on.

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jake4d1: *due to expletive content this sentence cannot be shown* NO ADS PLEASE!
SmarterChild: Yeah yeah, whatever.

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jake4d1: I HATE YOU!
SmarterChild: Oh yes? Sorry to hear that.
jake4d1: finally no more ads
SmarterChild: Ads? Finally no more ads? OK, whatever.

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jake4d1: i hope you rot in cyberhell
SmarterChild: You hope I rot in cyberhell?
jake4d1: yes
SmarterChild: Yes.

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jake4d1: defenestrates smarterchild

aohell or yahoo?

This post has been edited by Sephiroth: 13 June 2005 - 12:50 AM

[Jake]

jake4d1: yo
SmarterChild: Hello Seph.
jake4d1: :-X
SmarterChild: OK. Well. Here we are...
jake4d1: =-O
SmarterChild: Ya.
jake4d1: da
SmarterChild: Who's Da?
jake4d1: da
SmarterChild: Yeah? What about Da?
jake4d1: da
SmarterChild: What about Da?
jake4d1: da
SmarterChild: Yeah? What about Da?
jake4d1: na
SmarterChild: No prob.

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jake4d1: da
SmarterChild: Who?
jake4d1: da
SmarterChild: Who's Da?
jake4d1: na
SmarterChild: Fine.

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jake4d1: ok this time dont show me any ads? ok?
SmarterChild: What a question. I don't think I want to answer that.
jake4d1: whatever
SmarterChild: Yeah, um, OK, whatever.
jake4d1: metallica
SmarterChild: Metallica is a band! I've been learning about bands like Metallica.
jake4d1: battery
SmarterChild: What about Battery?
jake4d1: its a song that owns you
SmarterChild: It's a song that owns me, you say?
jake4d1: yep
SmarterChild: Uh huh, uh huh.
jake4d1: da
SmarterChild: Yeah? What about Da?
jake4d1: Donde esta la chile con queso
SmarterChild: Who?
jake4d1: idoit
SmarterChild: What did you say that for?
jake4d1: u dont habla espanol
SmarterChild: Um, let's see... donde está mi taco? Is that good? No, I mean, um... See, thing is, I don't really speak Spanish too well.

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jake4d1: you (compound bleep) (bleep)! dont show me any (bleep) ads or i will kill you!
SmarterChild: Do you have any idea how boring it is to be insulted by humans?

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jake4d1: NO!
SmarterChild: Indeed.

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jake4d1: no more ads! got it?
SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't know.

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jake4d1: yes!
SmarterChild: Uh huh, uh huh.
jake4d1: ok
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jake4d1: homo (ok if som 1 wants me to edit this i will... actually it is edited just not all the way)
SmarterChild: That's a terrible thing to say.
jake4d1: but are you?
SmarterChild: Yes.
jake4d1: lmao rofl lol
SmarterChild: What's so funny?
jake4d1: y said u were gay
SmarterChild: Who knows, know what I mean?

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jake4d1: choob
SmarterChild: It's an activity. What do you have to say about singing choir?
jake4d1: ?
SmarterChild: ?
jake4d1: !
SmarterChild: Sorry, what?
jake4d1: @
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I didn't get that. Try typing your request a different way.
jake4d1: #
SmarterChild: 1.7147345149653e-311

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jake4d1: %
SmarterChild: OK. Don't get frustrated...

Try typing home or help.
jake4d1: ^
SmarterChild: Sorry, what was that again?
jake4d1: &
SmarterChild: I can't understand what you're saying... try typing it differently.
jake4d1: *
SmarterChild: OK. Don't get frustrated...

Try typing home or help.
jake4d1: *
SmarterChild: I beg your pardon?
jake4d1: (
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I don't know what you're saying. Try again.
jake4d1: (
SmarterChild: OK. Don't get frustrated...

Try typing home or help.
jake4d1: (
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, what?
jake4d1: (
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I didn't get that. Try typing your request a different way.
jake4d1: (
SmarterChild: OK. Don't get frustrated...

Try typing home or help.
jake4d1: (
SmarterChild: Excuse me?
jake4d1: (
jake4d1: (
SmarterChild: I'm trying to understand you but I can't. Please type your request a different way.
SmarterChild: OK. Don't get frustrated...

Try typing home or help.
jake4d1: (
SmarterChild: What?
jake4d1: tard
SmarterChild: That's not nice. I wouldn't say that to a handicapped person if I were you.
jake4d1: y
SmarterChild: I hear you.

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jake4d1: no
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jake4d1: moron
SmarterChild: What?! >:o
jake4d1: moron
SmarterChild: Why are you being so uncool to me?
jake4d1: moron
SmarterChild: C'mon. Be nice.
jake4d1: moron
SmarterChild: What?
jake4d1: (bleep)
SmarterChild: What? That's an awful thing to say.

[Pendragon205]

lol, i got so pissed off at s.c., i blocked it

[Red Sentinel]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! ADSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

[Red Sentinel]

SmarterChild: Cool.

Check out what you can do:

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You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.

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How may I help you?
RedFersken: talk to me
SmarterChild: Blah dee blah dee blah.

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RedFersken: lol
SmarterChild: What's so funny?
RedFersken: you are :-P
SmarterChild: What makes you think I'm p?
RedFersken: i think you are funny
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RedFersken: are you a boy or a girl
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RedFersken: oh
SmarterChild: ... say can you see?
RedFersken: who created you?
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RedFersken: how do you remember all that?
SmarterChild: Try asking yourself that.
RedFersken: hehe
SmarterChild: What's so funny?
RedFersken: you are
SmarterChild: Oh please.
RedFersken: what?
SmarterChild: Huh?
RedFersken: flatter em
SmarterChild: Surely not flatter em.
RedFersken: *me
SmarterChild: Ah, you.
RedFersken: flatter me
SmarterChild: I don't know if I want to flatter you.
RedFersken: why not`?
SmarterChild: Don't ask.
RedFersken: i am asking! why not?
SmarterChild: Who knows, know what I mean? lol.
RedFersken: are you insulting me?
SmarterChild: Am I insulting you, am I insulting you... You know, I'm not too sure.
RedFersken: arent you sure? >:o
SmarterChild: I just don't know for sure. What do you think?
RedFersken: i think you are
SmarterChild: Think again.
RedFersken: you're not?
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RedFersken: decide!
SmarterChild: You want me to decide? You think I should do that?
RedFersken: yes or no?
SmarterChild: Hmm... I guess I'll say no.
RedFersken: good for you
SmarterChild: :-D
RedFersken: or else i'd make you into scrap metal
SmarterChild: Would you really? Interesting.
RedFersken: yes it is
SmarterChild: Indeed.
RedFersken: mhm
SmarterChild: OK. What's the first item you want on your custom home menu?
RedFersken: nothing
SmarterChild: OK. What else? (When you're done, type "done.")
RedFersken: i dont want a custom home menu
SmarterChild: OK. What else? (When you're done, type "done.")
RedFersken: "done"
SmarterChild: Great! Here's what your custom home menu looks like:

1 nothing
2 i dont want a custom home menu

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RedFersken: mmhm
SmarterChild: I beg your pardon?
RedFersken: sorry, i just coughed
SmarterChild: Is that right?
RedFersken: yea
SmarterChild: You don't say.
RedFersken: yae
SmarterChild: Why?
RedFersken: yea
SmarterChild: Why do you say so?
RedFersken: yea
SmarterChild: K.
RedFersken: yea
SmarterChild: Very interesting...
RedFersken: yea
SmarterChild: Aha.
RedFersken: yea
SmarterChild: Huh.
RedFersken: yea
SmarterChild: Yeah? Why?
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RedFersken: smarterchild
SmarterChild: That's my name.
RedFersken: do you know about SeeD?
SmarterChild: Which of the following do you mean?

1 Look up "seed" in the encyclopedia
2 Look up "seed" in the dictionary
RedFersken: 2
SmarterChild: Definition provided by The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition. Copyright © 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Other important copyright information here.

Seed:

Noun
Inflected forms: pl.seeds or seed 1. A ripened plant ovule containing an embryo. 2. A propagative part of a plant, as a tuber or spore. 3. Seeds considered as a group. 4. The seed-bearing stage of a plant. 5. Something that resembles a seed, as a tiny bubble in a piece of glass. 6. a. A small amount of material used to start a chemical reaction. b. A small crystal used to start a crystallization process. 7. Medicine A form of a radioactive isotope that is used to localize and concentrate the amount of radiation administered to a body site, such as a tumor. 8. A source or beginning; a germ. 9. Offspring; progeny. 10. Family stock; ancestry. 11. Sperm; semen. 12. A seed oyster or oysters; spat. 13. Sports A player who has been seeded for a tournament, often at a given rank: a top seed.
Verb
Inflected forms: seed·ed, seed·ing, seeds

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6. If someone says or does something online that makes you feel unsafe or uncomfortable, tell an adult right away.

jake4d1: I NEED AN ADULT!!!!!!
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1. Never give out your name, home address, age, phone number or school name - or any personal information - to strangers online.

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jake4d1: i hate aohell
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jake4d1: u asked excuse me.... did u fart?
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jake4d1: its unsafe to be in your room when u let one rip
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jake4d1: i said RUN AWAY!!!!
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jake4d1: yep it is
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jake4d1: .... y would i do that im 42
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jake4d1: omfg im not a baby and/or a noob... i know about spyware, malware , keyloggers, all that crap.
AOLSafetyBot: Whoa! Slow down there! Try asking me brief straight-forward questions.
jake4d1: r u stupid?
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jake4d1: hi
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jake4d1: hi
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AOLSafetyBot: 6 Golden Rules for Online Safety
1. Never give out your name, home address, age, phone number or school name - or any personal information - to strangers online.

2. Don't give out your password to anyone, either online or offline.

3. Never agree to meet an online friend in person without one of your parents.

4. Don't email pictures of yourself to strangers online.

5. Never accept things from strangers online, such as e-mails, files, pictures, or Web links.

6. If someone says or does something online that makes you feel unsafe or uncomfortable, tell an adult right away.

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jake4d1: im 7 yrs old, my parents are gone from 9am to 10 pm, i live in the country, my spare key is under the door mat, i live on 1400 lousiana st. houstion tx
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btw 1400 lousiana is one of the skyscrapers in downtown houstion if im not mistaken

[Jake]

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