[Star Jedi]

Cruel! Nothing can beat my little robot I call Terminex...

[skenasis]

*incinerates darky and obi*

Well, 'kay.

[Darkness]

*somehow not incinerated*
*incinerates drandac*

Well, 'kay.

[Jake]

that other imperial march sux!!!1 check the sig...

This post has been edited by Sephiroth: 27 June 2005 - 04:12 AM

[Darkness]

Sure. Well, Star Wars Gangsta Rap 0wns.

[Jake]

http://www.atomfilms.../gangsta_rap_se (new)
http://www.atomfilms...ent/gangsta_rap (old)

[skenasis]

*reincinerates darky, ensuring he got incinerated this time*

Well, 'kay.

[Cspace]

*incinerates Cspace*

Well, 'kay.

... I just got incinerated in Star's return thread

Tough being evil, hehe

[Baseballl]

Welcome back Hope you enjoyed your break/camp

[Darkness]

Just spent a while typing up all the lyrics to Star Wars Gangsta Rap

Intro (Vader and Sidious):
Sidious: It's not the East or the West Side
Vader: No it's not!
Sidious: It's not the North or the South Side
Vader: No it's not!
Sidious: It's the Dark Side!
Vader: You are correct!
Sidious: You can't front the Empire!
So all you Vader haters out there
We'll blow your planet up!

Verse 1:
Vader: What is thy bidding, my Master?
Sidious: It's a disaster! Skywalker we're after!
Vader: But if he could be turned to the Dark Side...
Sidious: Yes! He'd be a powerful ally!
Another Dark Jedi!
Vader: He will join us or die.

Chorus:
Vader: We got Deathstar (Deathstar)
We got Deathstar (Deathstar)
We got Deathstar (Deathstar)
We got Deathstar (Deathstar)
We got Deathstar (Deathstar)
We got Deathstar (Deathstar)
We got Deathstar (Deathstar)
We got Deathstar (Deathstar)
And you know that we got it (Deathstar)
And you know that we got it (Deathstar)

Verse 2:
Uncle Owen: Luke! Get your over here right now! Stop monkeying around with that land speeder!
Where are those two droids I asked you to clean, boy?
Did you clean your room?
Luke: Uncle Owen, I know I'm on probation! I cleaned the driods, can I go to Tahashi Station?
I gotta lay away on a power converter!
But now you treatin' me like a scruppy doff herder!
Obiwan: Luke! Use the force and run! Run to Dagobah! Run to Dagobah!
Luke! Use the force and run! Run to Dagobah! Run to Dagobah!
Yoda: I'm Yoda! I'm a soldja!
I'll mold ya then fold ya!
I thought I told ya!
Don't be unwise, judge me not by my size!
You won't believe your eyes once the X-Wing rise!
Luke: Yoda! Why ya bein' a player hater!
You know that I must still confront Lord Vader!
Yoda: But Luke! Not ready are you!
Luke: But there's a city in the clouds where they keepin' my crew!
A Jedi's gotta do what a Jedi's gotta do!
So now Vader, I'm comin for you!
Luke(talking): Yeah, that's right R2. I just set a different course. We goin' to Cloud City. Ah, that's mighty good gelatonic. My don't you mix me up another?

Verse 3:
Vader: Impressive! Now release your anger!
You must've realized that your friends were in danger!
Luke: Oooo! Why'd you slice off my hand!
Vader: It's imperative that you understand!
Obiwan would never bother,
Telling you about your father.
Luke: He told me enough! He told me you killed him!
Vader: Then there's something I must reveal then!
I'm your father! I'm your father!
I'm your father! I'm your father!
I'm your father! I'm your father!
I'm your father! I'm your father!
Han Solo: Knock him out the box! Luke knock him out!
Knock him out the box! Luke knock him out!
Knock him out the box! Luke knock him out!
Knock him out the box! Luke knock him out!
Knock him out the box! Luke!

[CongressJon]

Errr... right. I'll just go back to incinerating all of the Sith, now.

[Darkness]

WHA? But you HAVE to watch Star Wars Gangsta Rap! *deletes majority of exclamation points, noting that that is one of serena's pet peeves *