alpha, you sure do have a lot...yikes. before i begin, i just want to mention one of my peeves. period pain. rest assured, blokes, we ladies complain about it for a
very good reason. any other girls here should know what im on about, and if not, i envy you.
::EDIT:: shortened post because...well, way too long. ill just say instead that i agree with numbers...3, 11, 16, 41, 42...and its still too long. oh well. you dont wanna read it, you dont have to.
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2. When the microwave timer is left on "END" and no one bothers to click the button so the clock comes back on.
thats why you get a microwave that automatically goes back to the clock

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4. Tree huggers and vegetarians. I love meat, and I love lumber.
i dont it would be vegetarians themselves, but the ones who react when others eat meat. but, if you do hate all vegetarians, then i guess youll be hating me some time in the next few years, wont you?
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8. Democrat pacifists. If you knew anything about anything, you wouldn't be holding the "War is not the answer" signs because you'd know that it was.
i beg to differ. i very much beg to differ.
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23. "Left turn yield on green"
what?
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24. All the hair that ain't on my head. I'm not a monkey anymore, I don't need it.
well, the hair we have is supposed to help us regulate our body temperatures. obviously, it does practically nothing. somewhere during evolution, it seemed to lose that purpose, while still remaining. pretty stupid, if you ask me.
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35. You know that spot on your back that you can't reach? It itches...
i mock you, i can reach every spot on my back. gotta love flexibility

to add to my own list, ill say racists, and sexists. people call me a feminist, but i think 'equalist' is much, much more accurate.
oh, and another one. when im on msn, and someone talks to me on aim. it opens a new window, so the aim person gets the last half of what i was saying to the person on msn. evil.