WARNING: THIS IS A POLITICAL JOKE. If you think you will be offended because of the fact that this makes fun of certain political leaders, dont read.
Anywhoo.
Read every line carefully and take everything into consideration.
Imagine that the year is 2007, and you are a trainee photographer who is just starting his carreer.
You happened to arrive in Florida 2 days before a giant thunderstorm hits.
When it does hit, you are worried at first, but then calm down and realize that this will improve your gallery.
The city starts flooding, and you are shooting photoes left and right while running to safety.
All of a sudden, you see a man floundering and trying to resist the flow of water. It is obvious that he is going to drown very soon. You rush closer, and then you realize that this man is none other that George W. Bush!
You are faced with a very difficult decision. Either save this man from certain death, or take the one photo that will earn you thousands, launch your photographic career, and make you a widely known person.
Suddenly, your childhood memories flash before you, your parents telling you that it is important to help other people and do what you can to save humanity. You remember all of the things this president has accomplished, and you make up your mind.
You rush towards him, hoping to get there before he goes under. Suddenly, you are faced with another decision.
Film or Digital?
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A choice...
#1
Posted 09 July 2005 - 08:52 PM

QUOTE
Jesus says:
p3n0r.
~ JGJTan ~ Devils dance while angels smile says:
WOOT
p3n0r.
~ JGJTan ~ Devils dance while angels smile says:
WOOT
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#3
Posted 10 July 2005 - 03:00 AM
Meh, I warned people, so if they are offended, It's not really my fault...
Still, I thought it was kind of funny
Still, I thought it was kind of funny


QUOTE
Jesus says:
p3n0r.
~ JGJTan ~ Devils dance while angels smile says:
WOOT
p3n0r.
~ JGJTan ~ Devils dance while angels smile says:
WOOT
...........______.............__.........................
........../\__ _\.........../\ \........................
..........\/_/\ \/......___..\ \ \/'\.....____...........
.._______....\ \ \..../' _ `\.\ \ , <..../',__\.._______.
./\______\....\_\ \__./\ \/\ \.\ \ \\`\./\__, `\/\______\
.\/______/..../\_____\\ \_\ \_\.\ \_\\_\\/\____/\/______/
..............\/_____/.\/_/\/_/..\/_//_/.\/___/..........
#5
Posted 10 July 2005 - 03:59 AM
OK I will
Different jokes are funney to different people, and bush-supporters obviously wont find this funny

Different jokes are funney to different people, and bush-supporters obviously wont find this funny


QUOTE
Jesus says:
p3n0r.
~ JGJTan ~ Devils dance while angels smile says:
WOOT
p3n0r.
~ JGJTan ~ Devils dance while angels smile says:
WOOT
...........______.............__.........................
........../\__ _\.........../\ \........................
..........\/_/\ \/......___..\ \ \/'\.....____...........
.._______....\ \ \..../' _ `\.\ \ , <..../',__\.._______.
./\______\....\_\ \__./\ \/\ \.\ \ \\`\./\__, `\/\______\
.\/______/..../\_____\\ \_\ \_\.\ \_\\_\\/\____/\/______/
..............\/_____/.\/_/\/_/..\/_//_/.\/___/..........
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