A Thin Old Man
#92
Posted 06 July 2005 - 02:34 AM
"You fool. Would you rather die than submit to minor surgery? You didn't exist before you were built. I know my robots, and Robotic Sweeper XG-505 is built with an alarm module. Don't be cocky or it will cost you your life. This tube of lightning is a self-destruct capsule then fell out of you when you were damaged. It has enough power to destroy this whole prison, and it will activate if the alarm ceases to submit."
Vulcan holds the tube out for the robot to see clearly.
"It's a matter of life and death, freedom or captivity. Choose wisely."
Vulcan holds the tube out for the robot to see clearly.
"It's a matter of life and death, freedom or captivity. Choose wisely."
Shake: I'm on TV a lot. This is my sitcom, with the--
Shake (On TV): I'm in your house.
Shake:...
Meatwad:...
Shake: With the sci-fi horror twist.
Shake (On TV): I'm in your house.
Shake:...
Meatwad:...
Shake: With the sci-fi horror twist.
#97
Posted 09 July 2005 - 12:01 AM
The robot smiles.
"I think I will... I will..."
He suddenly explodes in a burst of flame! You are quite scared for him... However, once the dust clears, he is there, with no apparent damage done to him.
"Hah, sorry about that... Was just so happy... Anyway, I think I'll just disguise myself as a human, and live out a regular, peaceful life in the woods..."
(Asy told me to do that.)
"I think I will... I will..."
He suddenly explodes in a burst of flame! You are quite scared for him... However, once the dust clears, he is there, with no apparent damage done to him.
"Hah, sorry about that... Was just so happy... Anyway, I think I'll just disguise myself as a human, and live out a regular, peaceful life in the woods..."
(Asy told me to do that.)
Senior Member / Intellectual Crusader
#103
Posted 24 July 2005 - 12:40 AM
Having been in a subconscious state this whole time, FO looks around and realize that he's missed everything.
"Before you go robot, I'd like to ask. Why is that man in here?" He points to the tattooed young man still in his cell.
"Before you go robot, I'd like to ask. Why is that man in here?" He points to the tattooed young man still in his cell.
HI! I'M BACK SPORADICALLY! Nobody probably remembers me :(