Spyglass
#31
Posted 11 July 2005 - 12:02 AM
A dragon rests in the center of the cave. Stalactites line the ceiling and lave laces the floor. The dragon stirs.
"What? A human? Die, mortal!"
"What? A human? Die, mortal!"
Shake: I'm on TV a lot. This is my sitcom, with the--
Shake (On TV): I'm in your house.
Shake:...
Meatwad:...
Shake: With the sci-fi horror twist.
Shake (On TV): I'm in your house.
Shake:...
Meatwad:...
Shake: With the sci-fi horror twist.
#33
Posted 11 July 2005 - 01:49 AM
The dragon slashes Oric for 2000 DP in the chest! The sudden vibrations cause one of the stalactites to fall, hitting the dragon for 1000 DP!
Dragon:
HP ?????\?????
Dragon:
HP ?????\?????
Shake: I'm on TV a lot. This is my sitcom, with the--
Shake (On TV): I'm in your house.
Shake:...
Meatwad:...
Shake: With the sci-fi horror twist.
Shake (On TV): I'm in your house.
Shake:...
Meatwad:...
Shake: With the sci-fi horror twist.
#35
Posted 11 July 2005 - 01:51 AM
The dragon slashes Oric in the arm for 1000 DP! The vibrations cause two stalactites to fall, causing 3000 DP to the dragon!
Dragon
HP ????\?????
Dragon
HP ????\?????
Shake: I'm on TV a lot. This is my sitcom, with the--
Shake (On TV): I'm in your house.
Shake:...
Meatwad:...
Shake: With the sci-fi horror twist.
Shake (On TV): I'm in your house.
Shake:...
Meatwad:...
Shake: With the sci-fi horror twist.
#37
Posted 11 July 2005 - 01:55 AM
Four stalactites fall around the dragon, hitting it for 4000 DP!
Dragon:
HP 0/10000
The dragon's corpse falls into the lava. Then the earth begins to pulse. You quickly grab a tooth and run like "Tha' Dickens."
Dragon:
HP 0/10000
The dragon's corpse falls into the lava. Then the earth begins to pulse. You quickly grab a tooth and run like "Tha' Dickens."
Shake: I'm on TV a lot. This is my sitcom, with the--
Shake (On TV): I'm in your house.
Shake:...
Meatwad:...
Shake: With the sci-fi horror twist.
Shake (On TV): I'm in your house.
Shake:...
Meatwad:...
Shake: With the sci-fi horror twist.
#43
Posted 11 July 2005 - 01:08 PM
When you arrive in a clearing, you see a group of hoooded figures grouped around a stone monolith, chanting. As blue smoke rises from the ground, you realize that the chant is a necromantic spell!
Shake: I'm on TV a lot. This is my sitcom, with the--
Shake (On TV): I'm in your house.
Shake:...
Meatwad:...
Shake: With the sci-fi horror twist.
Shake (On TV): I'm in your house.
Shake:...
Meatwad:...
Shake: With the sci-fi horror twist.