[Muler]

You know you've played too much Runescape when...


...Someone starts talking to you and you try to block their PMs

...Instead of praying to God or Jesus, you accidentaly say Andrew

...You can name all of the Gower brothers

...You're playing a sport, and someone plays badly, you call them a newbie

...Whenever you walk, you move your finger, as if you are clicking a mouse so you can keep walking

...You wake up one day, walk upstairs from your mother's basement, take a piss, then go back down to your computer

...Your name is Muler and you start a corny thread like this


Hey guys, continue this thread with your own "You know you're addicted when..." entries!

[Star Jedi]

very good Muler.

*requests move to joke forum*

[Styledragon1]

Ummm not to burst your buuble but we had this already but they r pretty good just transfer them from this post to the other post whihc we had i forget wat forum it is in.I found the topic and here my jokes r.lol.We thoguhtt hey were funny when we told them.
U played tol ong when everyone u have your own type of monster.
U played to long when everybody gives u foofd to heal 1 point hit from a gaurd
Ppl need to hit 9000000 to kill u
U played to long when u c a airplane on runescape.
U played to long when u have not eaten a peice of food in 5 years.
U played to long when u have 5,ooo,ooo,ooo,ooo,ooo peices of rune in your bank.
U played to long when every rock in runescape says BANKRUPT to u
U played to long when u start selling full rune for 1gp
U played runescape to long when everyone in runescape needs to fight just to kill u.

U r a newb when u ask how do i fight.
u r a newb when u ask where is the begiing of the game.
U r a newb when u ask a sheep for 5k
u r a newb when u are scared of a lvl 3 rat
u r a newb when u find 1 gp and say whats this
u r a newb when u ask another guy who just started for some armor
U r a newb when ask how to control your guy
Here the rest of mine it was horrible when i wrote them:
a few more:
U played to long when u start dressind up as your guy.
U played to long when u smell something strange.
U played to long when u start asking ppl for 5k and more of things
u played to long when u have no emotions at school or even being kicked between the legs.

u r a newb when u get banned and u think u g ot hacked
u r a newb when u have to ask directions to the nearest shop.
u r a newb when u ask for full rune and try paying the guy only 5gp

This post has been edited by Death Snake: 17 July 2003 - 03:02 AM

[Star Jedi]

In the Joke forum...

[Baseballl]

*moved to the Joke Forum*

[Spikeout]

U play too much when u died 100x

woot 100th post in joke forum

[Phieta]

You know you play RuneScape too much when you make lists about how to know you've played RuneScape too much

Don't know if that's up there or not... I'd look, but that would require effort.

I don't dress up as my guy, he's dressed up as me That will change though...

This post has been edited by phieta27: 20 July 2003 - 03:21 AM

[CongressJon]

Uh, guys? The "Hilarious Runescape Jokes" thread has all of these..