[Hax the Cook]

"I believe you have a colony of hippies, quite a common form of parasite." says:
ignore that
"I believe you have a colony of hippies, quite a common form of parasite." says:
strange little auto messages
Jesus auto-message: Ill be right back, probably parents want something
Jesus auto-message: Im back
Jesus says:

Jesus says:
didn't see that ocming did you?
"I believe you have a colony of hippies, quite a common form of parasite." says:
no i didnt
Jesus says:
zactly
"I believe you have a colony of hippies, quite a common form of parasite." says:
you surprised me
"I believe you have a colony of hippies, quite a common form of parasite." says:
*is surprised*
Jesus says:
nyuk
Jesus says:
myuk myukety muck.
"I believe you have a colony of hippies, quite a common form of parasite." says:
nuck?
Jesus says:
nuck.
"I believe you have a colony of hippies, quite a common form of parasite." says:
wow
Jesus says:
Mazin
"I believe you have a colony of hippies, quite a common form of parasite." says:
Mazin Submersible Technology, Inc.?
Jesus says:
no, simply M-azing
Jesus says:
are you?
"I believe you have a colony of hippies, quite a common form of parasite." says:
i am more nazin
Jesus says:
nuh uh...
"I believe you have a colony of hippies, quite a common form of parasite." says:
prove it
Jesus says:
I am jesus
Jesus says:
you can't be more amazing than jesus
Jesus says:
unless your god
Jesus says:
or the buddha
"I believe you have a colony of hippies, quite a common form of parasite." says:
what about allah! you forgot allah
"I believe you have a colony of hippies, quite a common form of parasite." says:
and ganesh
Jesus says:
well they suck
Jesus says:
jesus > allah and ganesh
Jesus says:
buddha > god > jesus
"I believe you have a colony of hippies, quite a common form of parasite." says:
THE buddha or A buddha?
Jesus says:
THE buddha
"I believe you have a colony of hippies, quite a common form of parasite." says:
guatama buddha?
Jesus says:
NO!
"I believe you have a colony of hippies, quite a common form of parasite." says:
gautama buddha II?
Jesus says:
NO!
"I believe you have a colony of hippies, quite a common form of parasite." says:
you?
Jesus says:
yes.
"I believe you have a colony of hippies, quite a common form of parasite." says:
ah
"I believe you have a colony of hippies, quite a common form of parasite." says:
but arnt you jesus?
Jesus says:
thats what i want you to think  *>kicking off cliff emote<*
"I believe you have a colony of hippies, quite a common form of parasite." says:
:O
"I believe you have a colony of hippies, quite a common form of parasite." says:
why dont the little people run away before they get kicked off
"I believe you have a colony of hippies, quite a common form of parasite." says:
?
Jesus says:
becuase they don't see it coming
"I believe you have a colony of hippies, quite a common form of parasite." says:
but cant they figure it out by the person they kicked off themselves?
Jesus says:
no, becuase as far as they know, it was they're original idea to kick off the person off the cliff
"I believe you have a colony of hippies, quite a common form of parasite." says:
kicking people off cliffs isntvery ecomonical
"I believe you have a colony of hippies, quite a common form of parasite." says:
but very economical
Jesus says:
indeed.
"I believe you have a colony of hippies, quite a common form of parasite." says:
you lie
"I believe you have a colony of hippies, quite a common form of parasite." says:
it is outdeed
"I believe you have a colony of hippies, quite a common form of parasite." says:
and you know it *bap*
Jesus says:
dont lie to me.
"I believe you have a colony of hippies, quite a common form of parasite." says:
dont not lie to me
Jesus says:
*lies*
"I believe you have a colony of hippies, quite a common form of parasite." says:
wow
"I believe you have a colony of hippies, quite a common form of parasite." says:
*praises you*
Jesus says:
Thank you.
"I believe you have a colony of hippies, quite a common form of parasite." says:
dont thank me
Jesus says:
No.
"I believe you have a colony of hippies, quite a common form of parasite." says:
no>buddha
"I believe you have a colony of hippies, quite a common form of parasite." says:
*worships no*
Jesus says:
Buddha can kill no with ease.
"I believe you have a colony of hippies, quite a common form of parasite." says:
no can eat buddha with much indigestion.
Jesus says:
but buddha would explode from the inside and reassemple himself.
"I believe you have a colony of hippies, quite a common form of parasite." says:
which is the main cause of indigestion.
Jesus says:
true...
Jesus says:
that makes sense
Jesus says:
but buddha still wins.
"I believe you have a colony of hippies, quite a common form of parasite." says:
no.
Jesus says:
buddha.
"I believe you have a colony of hippies, quite a common form of parasite." says:
buddha says no
Jesus says:
*head explodes*
"I believe you have a colony of hippies, quite a common form of parasite." says:
yes
"I believe you have a colony of hippies, quite a common form of parasite." says:
yes=no
Jesus says:
oh god...
Jesus says:
*buddha
"I believe you have a colony of hippies, quite a common form of parasite." says:
oh you?
Jesus says:
affirmative
"I believe you have a colony of hippies, quite a common form of parasite." says:
affirmative it the son of yes
"I believe you have a colony of hippies, quite a common form of parasite." says:
and the avenger of no
Jesus says:
And the revenger of
Jesus says:
I dont know anymore
"I believe you have a colony of hippies, quite a common form of parasite." says:
i dont is a false prophet
Jesus says:
Lie.
"I believe you have a colony of hippies, quite a common form of parasite." says:
dont not follow his ways
Jesus says:
Yessir.
Jesus says:
*follows ways*
"I believe you have a colony of hippies, quite a common form of parasite." says:
lie is the evil guy who manipulates yes and no
"I believe you have a colony of hippies, quite a common form of parasite." auto-message: Wait a moment...
"I believe you have a colony of hippies, quite a common form of parasite." says:
*has returned*
Jesus says:
lie.
"I believe you have a colony of hippies, quite a common form of parasite." says:
i dont like lie
"I believe you have a colony of hippies, quite a common form of parasite." says:
he is the enemy of no
Jesus says:
Only manipulative people can find good in lie
Jesus says:
no is for the weak-minded
"I believe you have a colony of hippies, quite a common form of parasite." says:
i dont know

[Final F8]

I know, I'm trying to cut down on the spam..but I read through that and all I have to say is: