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How can you stop an elephant from smelling?: tie a knot in its trunk.

How do you know when there is an elephant in your bed?: you can see the 'E' on his pyjamas.

How do you know there is an elephant under your bed?: Because your nose is touching the celing.

Why is an elephant big, grey and wrinkly? Because it was small, white and round it would be an asprin.

Why cant two elephants go swimming? because they only have one pair of trunks.

What is grey, has four legs and a trunk? a mouse going on holiday.

What is brown, has four legs and a trunk? a mouse coming back from holiday.

What did Tarzan say when he saw elephants walking over the hill? "here come the elephants!" What did Jane say when she saw elephants coming over the hill? "here come the grapes!" she was colour blind.


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