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The Aim Show! *music*

#1 {lang:macro__useroffline}   X Zolon {lang:icon}

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Posted 05 August 2003 - 06:10 AM

Starring.. X Zolon as Harvest Jester!

Today's special CHaracter: Phieta as Phieta27!

phieta27: Looooooo
Harvest Jester: Cspace blew up the forums again....
Harvest Jester: Matt Nye the explosive guy...
phieta27: Quite.
phieta27: Sigged!
Harvest Jester: Honey! I Shruk the Forum!
Harvest Jester: lol
phieta27: QTF Happenned to your sig
phieta27: WTF lol
Harvest Jester: Hmm.. Funny things for sigs....
Harvest Jester: Lo Pete.
phieta27: Lo.
Harvest Jester: Did you come on your chopper?
Harvest Jester: No, I landed on my chooper.
Harvest Jester: DAMNIT!
Harvest Jester: >.<
phieta27: Heh, the "other" Pete is completely obsessed with Weeble & Bob. The sad thing is, he can't get any of the quotes right...
Harvest Jester: Lol
Harvest Jester: Hmm.
Harvest Jester: What to do.
Harvest Jester: AHHHHHH COBRAS!
Harvest Jester: Look into my eyes.
phieta27: Oily!
Harvest Jester: don't you mean "Ole"?
phieta27: Obviously you've never ordered from us before.
Harvest Jester: Huh? *opens bag*

*flames come out*
Harvest Jester: ARGH!
Harvest Jester: It burns!
Harvest Jester: Ahh.. GOod old animal crackers.
Harvest Jester: Hmm.. Go suck a redead's toe.
Harvest Jester: *hides his redead's toe*
phieta27: Literally.
phieta27: I want your berries
Harvest Jester: Gross!
phieta27: Not like that, Kevin.
Harvest Jester: I dropped my pants again, can you pick them up?
phieta27: I meant the ones you stole while on your bike...
phieta27: *Burns Chris's pants* *Notices ...* *Hides*
Harvest Jester: My name is e102-Beta. I am a robot. I have big nuts.
Harvest Jester: Sig it!
Harvest Jester:
Harvest Jester: I dropped my pants again, can you pick them up?
phieta27: I meant the ones you stole while on your bike...
Harvest Jester: LOL!
Harvest Jester: Man, all this sigging material!
phieta27: Quite.
Harvest Jester: Quick! This is awesome!
Harvest Jester: Sig the animal crackers gag, and the pants thing, and the robot thing!
phieta27: Sigged. Now, off to bed, as stupid MPUSD changed the bus schedule and stops so that I have to be at my bus stop (1 mile away from my house) by 7 AM. God I hate you. (Meaning I hate you, not God, just using that as an emphasis... hmm, but it's a sin, so who the **** cares?) Nite. Wanker.
phieta27 signed off at 12:03:49 AM.

What an interesting episode! Stat tuned!

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Posted 05 August 2003 - 11:32 AM

Wow! Oh so funny!
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Posted 06 August 2003 - 12:53 AM

God I hate you... hmm... how much to have me edit that? deal.gif
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Posted 06 August 2003 - 04:10 AM

50 assorted gems, and 100k.

phieta27: Homework, evil homework, it's the papers that you have to do. From your, local high school, makes you wanna use it when you poo.
Harvest Jester: quite.
phieta27: Yes.
Harvest Jester: K.
Harvest Jester: I'm busy making Cyberspace.
phieta27: You're gonna stick this in the AIM Show thread, asen't ya.
Harvest Jester: maybe....
Harvest Jester: *hides script*
phieta27: Darn.
Harvest Jester: Just act normal.
Harvest Jester: wanker.
phieta27: Asshat.
Harvest Jester: >:o
Harvest Jester: I'll get you for that!
phieta27: Well, back to a poster abhout The Once and Future King... and stuff.
Harvest Jester: umm.. whats an asshat?
phieta27: I didn't mean it.
Harvest Jester: quite.
Harvest Jester: I like swords.
Harvest Jester: and shineys
Harvest Jester: and Sword women
phieta27: Another term for "die die die you stupid *censored*"
phieta27: THis will definately go in the AIM shoe...
Harvest Jester: are you going to stab me again?

Auto response from phieta27: Hi there Harvest Jester, this is AIM. Phieta is doing something involving pieces of bleached tree pulp right now in an effort to further his education and make another 25¢ of MPUSD's money pay off. Please say anything you wish him to read; he will study his messages when he is finished.

Harvest Jester: no.
Harvest Jester: wanker.
Harvest Jester: hmm..
Harvest Jester: how entertaining.
Harvest Jester: I can make you talk!
phieta27: Yes.
phieta27: Do you mind if I say something culturally offensive?
Harvest Jester: Quite.
phieta27: Yes.
Harvest Jester: Quite.

Auto response from phieta27: Hi there Harvest Jester, this is AIM. Phieta is doing something involving pieces of bleached tree pulp right now in an effort to further his education and make another 25¢ of MPUSD's money pay off. Please say anything you wish him to read; he will study his messages when he is finished.

Harvest Jester: NO!
Harvest Jester: ****** NO!
phieta27: You complain about people ignoring your forums... ever look at the Bearcam guestbook? It's got nothing in it but me, mom, steve, and serpentfight!
Harvest Jester: I have :-P

Auto response from phieta27: Hi there Harvest Jester, this is AIM. Phieta is doing something involving pieces of bleached tree pulp right now in an effort to further his education and make another 25¢ of MPUSD's money pay off. Please say anything you wish him to read; he will study his messages when he is finished.

Harvest Jester: Your mommy signed it, gave me a good laugh
Harvest Jester: so...
Harvest Jester: "My wonderful little son" nerd.
Harvest Jester: WANKER!
Harvest Jester: Quiet you.
phieta27: STFU, asshat wanker.
phieta27 signed off at 10:23:06 PM.
phieta27 signed on at 10:32:10 PM.
phieta27: Yo yo yo whassup!
Harvest Jester: .
Harvest Jester: Stoner, I presumer.
phieta27: WTFer,
Harvest Jester: ETH!
Harvest Jester: lol
Harvest Jester: HMm..eth
phieta27: *insert random culturally-offensive statement here*
Harvest Jester: I'meth workingeth oneth Cyberspaceth.
phieta27: Shutup "AIM SHOW" asshat.
phieta27: Hmm today I call lots o' people asshat.
Harvest Jester:**** (person who sells themselves on street) .
Harvest Jester: hahahaha,
phieta27: Ow.
phieta27: Quiet you...
Harvest Jester: lol
Harvest Jester: I loved that.

Auto response from phieta27: Hi there Harvest Jester, this is AIM. Phieta is doing something involving pieces of bleached tree pulp right now in an effort to further his education and make another 25¢ of MPUSD's money pay off. Please say anything you wish him to read; he will study his messages when he is finished.

Harvest Jester: Anyway, working on Cyberspace. Hoping to get loads done, and pull an all nighter.
phieta27: Kindly stop being Dr. Evil?
phieta27: *Prints picture of Abe Lincoln*
Harvest Jester: no.
phieta27: Nooooooooooo
phieta27: At least resume work on the Chrisissippi River.
Harvest Jester: Why make Trillions, when we can make *longpause* Billions! Mwahahahahahahaha! *classic Dr. Evil finger pose*
Harvest Jester: No.
Harvest Jester: Cancelled that project.
Harvest Jester: Working on Cyberspace.
phieta27: No Chris! BAD HARVESTER!
Harvest Jester: shutup.
Harvest Jester wants to directly connect.
phieta27: I don't know who sent me this image.
Harvest Jester: Accept.
phieta27 is now directly connected.
phieta27: *IS spammed by virii*
Harvest Jester:
phieta27: I noticed.
phieta27: *Inverts colors*
Harvest Jester: Notice the ZXF is Key
phieta27: Yes.
phieta27: Speaking of which... will progress ever resume on the pawn shop, mall, WREF?
phieta27: Lightstones, greater lightstones, they're the little rocks that help you see. In your, inventory, they're a friend to those like you and me. When you, are out stumbling in the dark, the'll get, you through the Lesser Faydark. Lightstones, greater lightstones, they're the little rocks that help you, the rocks that help you, the rocks that help you seeeeeeee!
Harvest Jester: ?
phieta27: N/M, you wouldn't get it, it's an EQ reference...
Harvest Jester:
phieta27: ...
phieta27: That an image you made, or a screenshot of a program you made?
Harvest Jester: Primitive, yet interesting.
Harvest Jester: Image.
phieta27: Quite.
Harvest Jester: I can't program.
phieta27: Bah.
Harvest Jester: darn STUPID LIBRARIES....
phieta27: Lol///\
Harvest Jester:
Harvest Jester: lol
Harvest Jester: Briiliant.
Harvest Jester: I built an interface.
Harvest Jester: Using paint.
Harvest Jester: How rare.
phieta27:
Harvest Jester: .
Harvest Jester: O.O''
phieta27: dot dot dot
Harvest Jester: But, for a begginner, that interface looks cool.
Harvest Jester: Until I get some skillz.
phieta27: AAAAAAAAAH STUPID PIECES OF CARP DICED UP!
Harvest Jester: ?
phieta27: dot dot dot.
Harvest Jester: Hmm.. WHo wouldn't want to play a game of Net-wide warfare, involving utter destruction of systems, hacking, virusses, and complete destruction of all computers?
phieta27: dot dot dot...
Harvest Jester: Not to mention peacemaking, exploration of the web, trade, city building
phieta27 direct connection is closed.
phieta27: *Insert random insult here*
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Posted 07 August 2003 - 06:11 AM

Muahaha! I have captured recordings of Chris! I shall post them within 24 hours if my demands are not met.

"Quite."
"Go suck a redead's toe."
"You'll wanna die slowly..." (I think)
"You cannot escape my wrath!"
*Burp*
*Longer burp* "Oops, I forgot to turn this thing off."
"Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii'm going to implooooooooooooooode." *splat*

If enough people want them, I shall post even if payed. I win.
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Posted 07 August 2003 - 06:16 AM

phieta27: If you're happy and you know it, crap in hands...
Harvest Jester: QUite.
Harvest Jester: Don't make me "Quite" In my microphone and send it to you,
phieta27: God... you have a microphone now? *Buys Roger Wilco* *Pirates* *Sends to Chris* Rap wars!
Harvest Jester: Nice LOL
phieta27: It be roxorz
phieta27: *I* got first post in the new sig forum.
Harvest Jester wants to directly connect.
Harvest Jester: Quite.
phieta27 is now directly connected.
phieta27: 11 minutes left.
phieta27: What you sending?
phieta27: uh-oh... *quited*
Harvest Jester:
Harvest Jester: WAHAHAHA!
phieta27: darn you.
Harvest Jester: "Quite"
Harvest Jester: "Quite"
Harvest Jester: "quite"
Harvest Jester: "quite"
phieta27: YOu have a freaky voice
Harvest Jester: I do.
phieta27: Yes.
phieta27: Tomorrow, I yell at you on AIM.
Harvest Jester: "GO suck a redead's toe."
Harvest Jester: hahahahaha!
Harvest Jester: enjoy?
phieta27: You... are... an... i-dot.
Harvest Jester: lol.
Harvest Jester: "You will die slowly"
Harvest Jester: *scary*
Harvest Jester: ....
Harvest Jester:
Harvest Jester: *shivers*
phieta27: OK... wtf was the second untitled one..
Harvest Jester: lol
Harvest Jester: Scary.
phieta27: I didn't mean you don't have one... I got the line from my brother, when I had a high voice.
phieta27: He said it to me.
Harvest Jester: this one is scary.
Harvest Jester: very scary.
phieta27: ...
phieta27: 8 minutes
Harvest Jester: "you cannot resist my wrath"
phieta27: dot dot dot,,, what wrath?
Harvest Jester: this wrath.
phieta27: *Makes a Chris sound scheme* *Posts on CurvedSeeD Forums*
phieta27: This is going straight to the aim show, isn't it?
Harvest Jester: "Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp" (lasted about 15 seconds)
phieta27: WTF?!
Harvest Jester: lol
Harvest Jester: Scary?
Harvest Jester: lol
Harvest Jester: emjoy my wrath.
phieta27: My answer: "Quite"
Harvest Jester: that's mine.
Harvest Jester: lol
phieta27: If there was a mic on this comp, I'd scream at you. But I'm in the living room. So you're lucky.
phieta27: 2 minutes
phieta27: Why "re-dead"?
Harvest Jester: "Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp" "Opps i forgot to shut this thing off." (25 seconds, about 18 was burp)
Harvest Jester: mwahahahaha!~
Harvest Jester: I'm so evil.
Harvest Jester: enjoy?
Harvest Jester: lol
Harvest Jester: LOl, you there? Or did that one KO you?
phieta27: lmao...
phieta27: what did you say at the end i missed it
Harvest Jester: I said "burp"
phieta27: NO it wqas longer
Harvest Jester: this one is wierd.
phieta27: "Oops, I forgot to turn this thing off."
phieta27: Muahaha!
Harvest Jester: "BuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiIIIIIIIIIIII'''''''''mmmmmm gooooooooooooooiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggg toooooooooooooooo immmmmmmmmmmpplllllllllllllooode!" SPLAT.
Harvest Jester: Oh yeah...
Harvest Jester: enjoy?
phieta27: Implode. NIte.
phieta27 signed off at 12:10:38 AM.
phieta27 direct connection is closed.
phieta27 signed on at 12:11:51 AM.
Harvest Jester: quite.
phieta27: Can I hear that last one again? It makes me giggle :-P
Harvest Jester wants to directly connect.
phieta27 is now directly connected.
Harvest Jester: lol
Harvest Jester: "I'm going to implode" Splat.
Harvest Jester: lol
phieta27: K, all 7 have been saved. Give me valuables and they will not be posted on CurvedSeeD. Bed now. Night.
phieta27 direct connection is closed.
phieta27 signed off at 12:15:30 AM.

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Posted 07 August 2003 - 06:18 AM

Ah. In that case, tomorrow I post. bluetongue.gif Don't worry, you'll all hear my idocy soon enough. But now for something completely different...
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Posted 07 August 2003 - 06:30 AM

Oh? What be that? Mate? What are you doign with those matches mate? Arg! My hair!
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Posted 08 August 2003 - 05:07 AM

New stuff:

*Blah blah blah* "Pete is an idiot. Pete is an idiot. Pete is an idiot. Pete is an idiot. Pete is an idiot. Pete is an idiot. Pete is an idiot. Quite quite quite quite quite quite quite quite quite quite." *Blah blah blah...*

"Do not mock me. I don't know why you shouldn't mock me, but you shouldn't. Go to bed. You have school. I do not. Therefore I laugh at you. Ha. Wahaa. Once again, ha. Quite."

"How rare!" (Weebl and Bob style)

"Yarr matey! Blow me down." (Like "How rare," this is in response to me saying "Blow you.")

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Posted 08 August 2003 - 05:12 AM

Butt monkey?

bum clouds.


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Posted 08 August 2003 - 10:46 PM

This thread would improve heavily if you could record the conversations from the "AIM Talk" feature... and if others would post.
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Posted 09 August 2003 - 02:13 AM

Yeah. Jerks.

*throws a large bottle liqui-poo into the crowd*
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Posted 09 August 2003 - 02:49 AM

Spikeout is reading this! Perhaps this won't be just a two-sided conversation...

Anyway... next time we set up the talk thing, I'ma use some creative wiring (don't ask, lol, I have way too many wires) to record the whole thing onto a cassette tape, then record that onto the computer. Nifty eh? Of course, there's one crucial piece, I'm missing. As your idiot brother says so insanely, "bum clouds."
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Posted 09 August 2003 - 03:08 AM

About the "don't be offensive to other SeeDs" rule... I have his permission to post these, and I don't mind being mocked bluetongue.gif If this continues long enough, I may have to make a Windows Sound Scheme or something... curse you for relieving my boredom! Naturally.

Tripod doesn't allow remote linking. Right-click the link, select "Copy Shortcut," click in your address bar, erase everything (or select everything), and paste it. It should work then.

-"Quite."
-"Go suck a redead's toe."
-"You will die slowly."
-"You cannot escape my wrath."
-*18-second burp*
-*23-second burp* *5-second pause* "Oops, I forgot to shut this thing off."
-"I'm going to implode" *splat*
-*Says something I can't quite understand* "I'ma talking silly now! Pete is an idiot. Pete is an idiot. Pete is an idiot. Pete is an idiot. Pete is an idiot. Oh here, I laugh at you. Quite. Quite. Quite. Quite. Quite. Quite. Quite. Quite. Quite. Quite. Quite. Quite. This concludes our chapter of the insane guy named Chris. Quite."
-"Do not mock me. I don't know why you shouldn't mock me, but you shouldn't. Go to bed. You have school. I do not. Therefore, I laugh at you. Wahaa. Ha. Once again, ha. Quite."
-"How rare."
-"Yarr! Blow me down." (Can't find...)

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Posted 09 August 2003 - 03:39 AM

They don't work bluetongue.gif
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