[Dragonman]

Hehe, tricky Cspace with getting us high marks on Google.

We do have about five pages worth though, so we're a good resource.

[©allum]

Lol, but most is spam XD

HI GOOGLEBOT!

[Goto]

Sooner or later we'll come up first when you search for Chuck Norris, too.

You know it'll happen soon or later, despite him having his own homepage.

[Bespetna]

nice job gettin thouse for us to read. They are so funny!

[©allum]

Sooner or later we'll come up first when you search for Chuck Norris, too.

You know it'll happen soon or later, despite him having his own homepage. 

Nah, Chuck Norris is now a bigger internet fad than the Hoff

[Michael02024]

GOOD JOKES U GUYS COME UP WITH!

[Michael02024]

K I got a few....
I'm not going to tell you if the joke has something to do with being on Runescape too long or if your're too much of a noob. I'll let you guess.

You've been playing Runescape waaaaaaaaay too long when...
or tooooooooooooooooo much of a noob when...

-Someone wants your autograph.
-You will buy a party hat for $350,000.00 bucks in real life
-You commit suicide and wonder why you won't respawn in Lumbridge.
-You can't find a dragon to fight
-You dad is making nails and you ask him what's his smithing level.
-You say, "OMG!" and everyone wonders what it means.
-You don't come back to life when you die and wonder why.
-You ask someone how to get robes of Zamorak.
-You have a family reunion and everyone bows in front of you.
-You wonder how to make weapon poison.
-You wonder why when people die in Runescape they disappear and when you kill someone in real life thier corpse just stays there.
-Your energy NEVER runes out.
-A KBD is so scared of you it pours gas on its body and lights itself with is fire-breath.
-You have a reserved spot in the wildy where no one can kill you.
-Your mom tells you,"You need to get ready for school." and you say, "Runescape will teach me!" and she also calls you by your charater name.
-You say,"f***" and wonder why it's not censored.
-You ask your dad who is jumping obstacles his agility level.
-You almost go into the desert and you need a Shanty pass.
-Everyone in Runescape is loyal to you.
-Someone hits you in the wildy until they relise you are stronger than him and he kills himself.
-All your levels in Runescape are 1 million.
-You walk past Zezima and he gives you everything of value to him then kills himself, (you notice there's alot of suicide in here)
-Everone in Runescape gives you all the rare items.
-You are crowned the King of Runescape.
-You walk to the SeeD clan meeting and everyone comits suicide. (no offense SeeD just trying to make you laugh)
-Your charactor make a delicious chocolate cake and you try to eat the part of screen where the chocolate cake is.
-Now that you're the Runscape King, when you die you come back to life in the same spot.
-Someone is in your way where you're walking. When he notices you he dies.
-You wonder how your charactor got on the screen and you can't get in it.
-You tell your mom you can cook meat as your cooking level is 1 million so you do it but you screw up doing it and your mom wants you to kill more cows.
-Your combat level is 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999.
-You wonder if theres a stronger armour than dragon armour.
-You attack someone in real life and wonder why theres no numbers.
-At a fishing spot when you come, everyone there jumps in the water and drowns.
-You have a reserved spot in every building, fishing spot. (etc. ect.)
-You can wear dragon armour but a message says: You put on the VERY STRONG dragon armour but you throw it off in discust.
-You go pking with ONLY a party hat and bronze plate body you turn on protect items and when you die you see a bronze plate but no party hat. It seems noobs like bronze plates more than a party hat.
-You will buy full bronze for 5 million coins.
-You try to go in the screen.
-Oziach gives you 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 rune plates free of charge.
-Zezima also gives you all the dragon weapons.
-Either when you log in everyone gives you every item and runs away or you log in and a message says: You have been on world100 for 5 years! It will now self-destruct. Then the sever breaks down.

Those are some good ones aren't they?
And can we put all our jokes together too? Maybe Dragonman565 can host it through quotes.

That's all but not all done with me coming up and adding new ideas.

This post has been edited by michael02024: 23 January 2006 - 10:32 PM

[Michael02024]

Hello all I wanted to make THE ULTIMATE POST ON THE JOKE FORUM I'd like to thank all who have posted these jokes. All the best jokes are all on this post and you will laugh your head off. Here we go!:




[quote=Dragonman565,Feb 3 2003, 06:52 AM]I got these jokes off a runescape site and they are hilarious.

You know you've spent too much time on RuneScape when:
1. You consider 500k poor
2. You leave Rune armour after a kill because it's not worth the space it
takes in your pack
3. You can 3-hit ladykilljoy
4. Someone can only get your attention by calling you by your RS name
instead of your real name
5. Your dreams all revolve around RuneScape
6. You call up your friends and ask them if they want to help you kill some
people in the woods
7. You go crazy if you have to spend more than 24 hours away from the game
8. Your history essay is on the history of RuneScape
9. You go hunting with a sword instead of a rifle.
10. It doesn't matter if you have real money as long as you have money in
the game
11. You set your alarm to wake you up after 5 seconds of rest
12. You buy a computer for every room in the house so you can play RS where
ever you are

You know you been playing rs too much when:
1. When you attack an old lady, you claim that you are training.
2. When you pick up a penny, you wonder why it won't respawn
3. When you the king black dragon looks dark green too you.
4. When you pk someone, they get banned.
5. When they have to take off a digit off you combat level.
6.When ladykilljoy can't attack you cause her level is too low.

You know you're too much of a noob when:
A level 3 looks red to you

You know you play too much RuneScape when Andrew says to you go away plz dont kill me.

When you have been playing RuneScape for too long...
Some guy dies and you sit there and wait for his stuff to apear.

What is big, black, and scary?
Ladykillijoy wearing black armor.

What is it called when you pickpocket a zombie?
Rob Zombie

When you know you've been playing RuneScape too long...
1. You spray paint your cat red and call it an imp
2. You perk up from you sleep when your teacher mentions the coal export in the
middle east.
3. You find a penny on the ground, and stand and wait for the next re spawn.
4. You constantly hear the repeated clicking sound from leveling mining that
drives you mad.

Where did the man go for a potty break?
To the Barbarian outhouse.

Why did the noob cross the street?
Because he couldn't teleport yet.

You know you've played too much RuneScape when...1. The black dragon retreats from you.
2. You've reached 100 hitpoints.
3. Paralyze monster starts to work on human opponents in the wilderness.
4. You can mine dragon ore.
5. You start saying 'ty' to people when they give you something.
6. You buy a chocolate bar for 100gp at the convenience store.
7. You make your own RS site
8. You can mine ores even when there is no ore in the rock.
9. The store owners know you.
10. You can run in the game.
11. If someone hits a 13 on you you physically start bleeding.
12. Fish are so afraid of you that you don't need to cook them. -

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[quote=Hyperfriend,Feb 3 2003, 07:51 AM]Hey Dragonman, I've got some more. If some are the same, well, o well. (also, I got some from a web page)

You've been playing Rs too long when....
You're at Mickey D's and you ask where the nearest burger respawn is.
You're about to be shot and say,"Go ahead and shoot me! I'll only drop $2!!!"
You see a man named Andrew and bow down to worship him.
You get a broken arm and start eating apple pie and pizza thinking you'll be healed.
You're parents call you by your rs name.
When Andrew pays you to play.
You use water blast and create a lake.
You log on and all servers crash.
You have the option "Do not let people follow you." reserved for you.
All rats and spiders within a 30-square radius die instantly when you walk past.
Oziach doesn't waste his time and just GIVES you the rune plate.
You kill a monster and it doesn't respawn.
You can't find anybody to fight in level 48 wilderness.
You smith a cadillac out of silver and steel bars.
You catch Moby Dick while fishing.

Like these?

[/quote]

i can name alot more i just like to do a little at a time



[quote=thebomb2,Feb 3 2003, 04:23 PM]here some more for

You know you're been playing RS too long when

You change your social security number to match your attack, defence, and strength skills, and it fits.
Someone cuts you off and you start shouting "SCAMMER" down the freeway.
You get a system message "You have been standing in this spot for 5 Years! Please move to another area!"
You get a system message "Welcome to your (mining, fishing, cooking, crafting) spot".
When someone doesnt seem to know you, you know they're a newbie.
Your parents call you down for dinner using your character name.
You receive junk mail addressed to your character name.
Theres a spot reserved for you in every building you go to.
You dont need the online map. For anything. Ever.
You give people directions to anywhere by number of steps.
The server takes 10 minutes loading your character.
You get robbed in real life and you look for a man named Moderator to help you out.
You wonder what your "age" is.
You brag about having played xxx ammount of hours.
Instead of saying, "Wanna take this out on the street?" you say, "Wanna take this to the wilderness?"
You ask your friend in real life does he want to go to pk in the wilderness after school.
You ask a priest in real-life if you can use the altar to recharge your prayer points.
You hear an announcement in school and you say "I just saw a system message!"




well thats all im saying for right now                             

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[quote=Dragonman565,Feb 3 2003, 08:31 PM]Nice ones guys. I'll try to come up with ones myself every time I come on to keep you seeDs laughing.

Here are a few that aren't really good that just came off the top of my head:

You know you've been playing runescape too long when:
Andrew lets you be a memebr for free.
You give anything to someone who asks for it.
You have 100 party hats of every color and 1000 easter eggs.
Andrew lets you decide the next rare item to be dropped during the next holiday.
Noobs name a day after you.
Black dragons flee every time you are in their presence.
Your friend mother asks you over for dinner and you ask what her cooking level is.
You are the a co-owner of all the guilds.


PS:My favorite joke from hyperfried's list is the option for not letting people follow you, and my favorite joke from thebomb2's list the one about asking your friend if he wants to go pking after school and asking a priest if you can recharge your prayer points.    

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[quote=Hyperfriend,Feb 4 2003, 04:32 PM]Hey guys! I've got a good idea! We can ask Cspace if either:

1. We could make a forum for jokes.
or
2.We could make this another marquee competition 

Just an idea, but anyways, here's some more-

You know you;ve been playing rs too long when.....

You try cooking pizza and it says "Do you want to make this a dinner for 4?"
You fall asleep with paralyze monster on at 9, and at 7am, you still have prayer points left.
You try to deposit 2 apple pies in your bank account, and wonder why it doesn't work.
You keep bumping into ppl thinking you can pass right through them
All monsters names appear as "Infernal Creature" on your screen
You don't have the option to smith bronze anymore
When you put on anything worse than black it says, "You attempt to put on the (bronze, iron, or steel) armor. You throw it off in disgust.

[/quote]


[quote=Dragonman565,Feb 4 2003, 07:32 PM]Here's a few more I made up:

You know that you've been playing runescape too long when:
You try to deposit a sword at the bank
While fishing, you ask your buds how much more exp they need to raise another fishing level.
Black dragon's levels are in light green.
You have 5 level 100 chars.

[/quote]


[quote=whitefire909,Feb 5 2003, 02:28 AM]heres some every one can relate to once in there life....

you know ur a noob when:
u trade lvl 30's even when u have nothing
u try to wild a bronze long and it says u need 10 more lvls
it takes you 40 hits to kill a rat(lvl 3)
u hit -'s
u dont have anuff gp to buy a pot
u try to sell bones
u spend most of ur time in lummie cuse u keep dieing
u mine 1 tin ore and u need sleep
it takes u 60 clicks to get 1 tin ore
u brun all ur meat
u kill a rat(3) and u gain 5 lvls

u kno ur to good when:
u can mine 2000 rune ore with out sleep
ur gp takes up 5 spots in ur bank
andrew bans u for pking him in the wild
every player in rs has u on there freinds list
u have ur own armour type
u test new skills for andrew...
u hit in the 100's
if ur freind asks if he can barrow a cuple thousand, u give him 5000k
u need to buy a new mouse every mounth
u join a clan and there is 3 members, next day there 4003
u have a sever named after u
u go to drop partys with r2hs
u have ur own fan club
u never log out
u have a  on ur computer chair
the world 1 rune fest follows u
they change the name of rs to ur user name

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[quote=Hyperfriend,Feb 5 2003, 06:51 PM]You know you've been playing too long when....

Every shop offers a buy one get one free sale

You see a man in the dead forest behind your house and try to assault him. He asks why and you say, "Duh. You can attack people in the wilderness. Every idiot knows that."

You can 1-hit ANYTHING

You start using abbriviations like ty with your friends.

Also, what site are your jokes from?

[/quote]


[quote=Hyperfriend,Feb 6 2003, 04:14 PM]You've been playing too long when...

You start selling r2h's on ebay.
You identify all short people as dwarves.
You go to the GAP and ask if they have any rune skirts in stock.
You get one of those dinky "Burger King Crowns" and try to sell it for $1,000,000
You end up in heaven and wonder why you're not in Lumbridge.
You try to make quick cash by selling various kinds of seafood.
You find a diamond and try to put it in your dad'd hip-hop medallion.
Hans commits suicide when you come near him.
It takes you xx years to gain one level.
You start smithing clusters of 1k from gold bars.
You put a gold bar in a furnace, and it comes out a a chandelier.
You wake up and wonder where the log-in screen is.

[/quote]


[quote=Hyperfriend,Feb 7 2003, 07:24 AM]You know you are a noob when a chicken kills you.

You know you're a noob when you can't find enough bones for the imp catcher quest

You know you've played too much RuneScape when...

You sleep standing up
You steal your grand-fathers axe, colour it red and sell it for 200,000 'gp'
You don't snore, you just say 'zzzzzz'
Your 10 second sleeps completely refresh you
You get tired when fishing (despite the fact that you usually never catch anything!)
You use slang like 'lol' when someone makes a funny joke
You go around randomly killing guards at the Parliament Buildings and when you're caught, you say 'don't you know you level faster on these guys?!'
Stealing gets boring
You don't understand why there is no axe shop in town
You're not afraid of scorpions
You've looked on every world map but you just can't find Varrock!
You steal peoples walking sticks because you hate telegrabbers
The only quest you can find is 'Doing The Chores' and the reward is only 10 bucks
You don't understand why nobody has any armour or weapons in your home
you only wear one pair of clothes
You cut down every tree in sight trying to get to level 99 woodcutting and you wonder when they will reappear
Every week you go get a makeover and pay 2000 gold
You think it's odd that you have knees
Chicken tastes bad to you
You broke a 'fastest shark eating' record
You don't understand why people are giving you funny looks when you don't bend your knees when walking
Every one you know plays runescape
You only go to a dance, funeral, party, wedding etc. if they drop things at the end of it
You can't understand why martinis cost 20+ dollars when you could make one for free

You know you played Runescape to long when...
The shop keepers give you all their stuff because they think your gonna beat them up

You know you’ve been playing runescape to long when your children are digital.

You know you have been playing RuneScape too long when...

You forget to eat
You haven't changed your clothes in weeks
You haven't seen daylight for a while
You don't have time to blink
You forget your real name
You're playing different characters on different computers
You picture the game from the character's view not the one on the screen
Your friend bugs you so when he comes over you kill him

If God made noobs then Lumbridge is holy land!

You know you've played too much RuneScape when:

You read the Harry Potter books and wonder why they can do magic without runes
After you've eaten a chicken leg, you bury the bones in the ground to gain prayer.
You know you've been playing RuneScape too long when...

You can say an entire sentence in nothing but abbreviations
You try to eat food to stop yourself from bleeding
You go to the ocean and try to fish for sharks
You go to a jewelry store and try to steal gems
You get angry because you failed to carry 30 logs in your backpack
You give your local town banker a fish and tell him I'll be back next week for it
You are late to school and you try to explain to your teacher that you kept failing your teleport spell
You sell your cat so you can get 1 more month as a RuneScape member
You get criticized by your gym teacher that you are too scrawny and you tell him your main character is much stronger

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[quote=Hyperfriend,Feb 8 2003, 09:48 AM]Also, my head is rolling on the floor 

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[quote=Mrb1,Feb 12 2003, 07:41 PM]you know you've been playing runsscape too long...

when you start selling r2h's for 1k.
when you one hit black dragons.
when you start giving money away
when you creste a new charachter they don't make you take the tutorial.
when you think rune sucks

[/quote]


[quote=Dragonman565,Feb 13 2003, 09:14 PM]Sorry, but I only got one right now:

You know you've been playing runescape too long when:
You kill yourself because you think you'll appear in Lumbridge.

[/quote]


[quote=suprarj,Feb 19 2003, 11:21 PM]You know youve been playing runescape to long when you go to school and try to buy a lobster for lunch

You know you have been playing runescape to long when you paint runescape characters on you car

i thought these up ha i think they scuk but owell

[/quote]


[quote=papagoolah,Feb 20 2003, 12:34 PM]you know youve been pllaying runescape to long when you got back in the woods and come back sad because you cant find any1 to kill!

came off the top of my head    lol

[/quote]


[quote=superchao,Feb 25 2003, 07:29 AM]you know you have played rs too long when:

you ask your date if they want to go to the wilderness.
you say to your parents: 'can i have a 100gp raise in my allowance?'

[/quote]


[quote=Hyperfriend,Mar 1 2003, 04:01 PM]more comin- YOu've been playin too long when....

Drinking a strength potion doesn't improve your strength
there are never enemies or players on your auto map in the wilderness...

...the Monks of Zamorak forget to curse you...

...you complete the sliverlight quest without the silverlight...

...the guards and knights finally decide to talk to you before you attack them (and maybe even the sheep)...

...you ask a Greater Demon to trade...

...the dragon mysteriously disapears from Runescape (due to so called "technical difficulties") when you begin the dragon quest...

...lag is encountered throughout Runescape when you start a battle...

...you're really strong when the game crashes when you start a battle...

...skeletons let you bury themselves for prayer points...
You are banned from the member servers for "obsessive dueling"-
-Andrew Gower summons a comet to crash into a server to stop one of your insane wilderness massacres-
-You accidentally step on a black dragon-
-Your computer monitor vibrates when you attack something-
-Your computer crashes when you look at your stats-
-The F-16 and Guided Nuke has been added to the game-
-Anti-*your character* clans start popping up everywhere-
-The *your character* slayer quest has been added to Runescape-
-People duel others to have a chance to trade with you-
-You are promised a house in the wilderness when the player housing becomes available-
-In real life, you ask someone to "duel" you when they get you mad-
-You are found to be carrying large quantities of cooked dragon meat everywhere-
-You force greater demons and dragons into lobster pots, and then release them in Lumbridge to see how people would react-
-You can catch sharks with a fishing net-
-You don't need a bow to fire an arrow-
-Contrails are seen for hours in the direction that your arrows were fired-
-Equations like "(3482 x log base3 x 243) ^ 54" and 183+(281 x pi ^82) are provided to display your combat level due to fact that it can't handle the actual number of digits-
-When in the wilderness, your combat level is displayed as "too much"-

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[quote=Hyperfriend,Mar 9 2003, 07:38 PM]How to know you've been playing RuneScape too long:

When you are waiting in line for movie tickets and you start killing everyone in front of you till you get to the front.
You want a dodge viper so you start saving up lots of coal and iron.
(In real life) You decide you want a rune one instead, but you can't find any rune ores or rocks.
You find one of those burger king party hats and start yelling "Selling a gold party hat for two-million dollars! Yell 123 to buy!!!"
At school you thought you heard the principle announce "Will everyone report to the computer lab, RuneScape has just updated.
You have a psychic connection to RuneScape, so while your at school your psychic part of your brain is playing your character.
You come up with Runescape Class for a school subject and the teachers agree.
Jagex gives you a reward saying "congratulations (RuneScape account name), you have received the "1000 hours of strait Run
When King Black Dragons see you, they freeze in terror, unable to move or fight.
escape playing award."

You know you're a noob when...
You die and keep a tinderbox
You shout drop party and drop bones
A guy in full rune dies and drops all his rune and you decide you don't like the color blue
You are too low a level too punch
You are too tired to pick up bones
You get tangled in a web

You know you've been playing too much RuneScape when...

You swim to Crandor
The black dragon sees you and commits suicide
Andrew is blocking your way and you say out of the way noob!
Fish swim away from you
you train and lose xp
You become King of Varrock
Andrew gets banned because he doesn't bow to you
You can carry two rune 2-h's
It takes you 3 tries to get rid of your fatigue
People click over you and see the option kiss feet
People try to talk to you and it says that they must earn the right to talk to you

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[quote=Hyperfriend,Mar 31 2003, 05:20 PM]You know you've been playing rs too long when......

-the bags under your eyes reach to under your arms
-a new server comes out and it is dedicated in your honor
-people wonder if you are using a new, high tech macro
-your body degenerates into only what is needed to play online
-you begin to feel the pain your character feels
-little stars come out of your mouth when you swear
-you attempt to buy real life stuff with gold pieces from the game
-you are asked to "sign here," you put down your user name
-you use e-bay to sell RS stuff for a living
-you purposefully buy a new computer angled at playing Online Java Games
-with super high memory and a ultra fast connection
-you make icons for your desktop from varios RS items
-your cursor is a Rune 2 hander
-the backround on your computer is of your highest hit

[/quote]


[quote=paperboy101,Apr 14 2003, 02:36 PM]Man these are funny keep um coming
lol                     

I only got these at the moment:

You know you've been playing runescape too long when:

it takes only one shot from your bow to kill a king black dragon

you can telaport to absolutely anywere in runescape whithout any runes

you ask your boss at work if he could pay you in r2hs

you go to a IBM store and you try to buy a new computer with 3000gp

the sign at the edge of town says "Welcome to (your town here) home of (your RS name)"

when andrew puts a 10,000,000 gp bounty on your head for PKing

you ask the town mayer to rename the town  varrock

you make new names just to use the bank acounts to hold your mains stuff

you go to Red lobster and wonder why the lobby on your plate is cooked but
still red
     

[/quote]


[quote=maliska,Apr 14 2003, 05:47 PM]When you've played runescape to long you:
1. Attack a MAN and wonder how much damage you've dealt.
2. You attempt to catch some fish, man what lag!
3. You die and wonder why you lose everything
4. You pk somebody but you can't find a skull on your head.
5. You get arrested for killing civillians, whats arrested?
6. You kill a civillian and want to know why they don't disappear with their stuff in their place.

[/quote]


[quote=Hyperfriend,Apr 27 2003, 09:43 AM]You know you're the Ultimate Noob When You Say...

"i'll trade my leather armour fo that red axe thingy"
"i'll trade my bronze 2 hander for that party hat!"
"how do you talk to someone?"
"i keep dieing from the rat"
"MY SKILL TOTAL IS 50!!!"
"omg....you have full bronze??? "
"I CAN DO 2 DAMAGE!!!"
"a bronze dagger!!!"
"  im lvl 5!"
"i hit 2's"
"where is lumbridge?"
" i lost my leather armour"
"sweet!! i got a goblin armour! "
"i'll pay you 100 gp for the light bluish sword thingy"
"100 gp is alot man...."
"cook's assistant is a very hard quest! "
"i killed a chicken!!"
"im lvl 3....im going to fight some scorpians"
"whats a noob?"
"what does lol mean?"
"how do you grow lvls? "
"whats gp mean?"
"What?!  youll pay me 200 gold for this party hat??  Im rich!"
"i found 1gp on the ground!!!"

lol

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[quote=whitefire909,Apr 27 2003, 12:09 PM][quote=Hyperfried,Mar 31 2003, 05:20 PM]You know you've been playing rs too long when......

-the bags under your eyes reach to under your arms
-a new server comes out and it is dedicated in your honor
-people wonder if you are using a new, high tech macro
-your body degenerates into only what is needed to play online
-you begin to feel the pain your character feels
-little stars come out of your mouth when you swear
-you attempt to buy real life stuff with gold pieces from the game
-you are asked to "sign here," you put down your user name
-you use e-bay to sell RS stuff for a living
-you purposefully buy a new computer angled at playing Online Java Games
-with super high memory and a ultra fast connection
-you make icons for your desktop from varios RS items
-your cursor is a Rune 2 hander
-the backround on your computer is of your highest hit[/quote]
lol like hypers desktop?

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[quote=Dart060,May 9 2003, 05:02 AM]Here's a joke i made up.
It has been reported that several noobs have sued the combat instructor on tutorial island for giving the rats
super strengh,defence and atttack potions, more news at 12.

here's another

Noobs all over Runescape today have been mourning because of there 'Get rich plan' which is selling banans
to luthas has been demolished because luthas banana platform.inc has gone broke.

[/quote]


[quote=paperboy101,May 15 2003, 03:30 PM]You know you have been playing rs too long when:

-You walk outside and see a bird and say "what in the world is that?!?!?"

-the gym teacher clocks your fastest at 4.3mph (walking speed)

-You go to burgger king the cashier offers you a nerdy "party hat" and you say "sorry i only got $4.50"

-You faint when you look up and see the sky

-You look up and wonder were the cammera that always follows you went

-you faint and wonder were to enter your pass and name to get back in

-you say "what the...." when some one 1.2 feet taller than you walks by

 

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[quote=Styledragon1,May 25 2003, 02:32 PM]U played tol ong when everyone u have your own type of monster.
U played to long when everybody gives u foofd to heal 1 point hit from a gaurd
Ppl need to hit 9000000 to kill u
U played to long when u c a airplane on runescape.
U played to long when u have not eaten a peice of food in 5 years.
U played to long when u have 5,ooo,ooo,ooo,ooo,ooo peices of rune in your bank.
U played to long when every rock in runescape says BANKRUPT to u
U played to long when u start selling full rune for 1gp
U played runescape to long when everyone in runescape needs to fight just to kill u.

U r a newb when u ask how do i fight.
u r a newb when u ask where is the begiing of the game.
U r a newb when u ask a sheep for 5k
u r a newb when u are scared of a lvl 3 rat
u r a newb when u find 1 gp and say whats this
u r a newb when u ask another guy who just started for some armor
U r a newb when ask how to control your guy
this all off the top of my head so break to me for real dont say stuff like thats good when they aren't

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[quote=Styledragon1,May 25 2003, 07:26 PM]got a few more:
U played to long when u start dressind up as your guy.
U played to long when u smell something strange.
U played to long when u start asking ppl for 5k and more of things
u played to long  when u have no emotions at school or even being kicked between the legs.

u r a newb when u get banned and u think u g ot hacked
u r a newb when u have to ask directions to the nearest shop.
u r a newb when u ask for full rune and try paying the guy only 5gp

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[quote=Medabart,Jul 5 2003, 10:46 AM]i want more! i love thes: you know that you have been playing too long jokes!

you know when you have been playing too long when:
kbd just gives you all their possible loot
you have 10000000000000 item room
when (in real life) you ask:where is the wild?

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[quote=Grimbold,Jul 7 2003, 11:43 PM]You know you are a noob when an imp 3-hits you.

You know you have been playing too long when you start a fishing company, and ask the "old salts" where the cert trader is.

I'll post more later but I have have to go right now...

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[quote=Amateur123,Aug 29 2003, 12:22 AM]You know you've been playing rs too long when:

[COLOR=orange]You start gobbling down steaks and sharks whole trying to heal a scar you got from trying to gain experience by fighting your cat...

You get so strong that when people click options on you it says to bow down inferior one...

You dont even need a weapon anymore because your own specialized move, flaming fists of fury, permenately kills instantly...

Saradomin and Andrew both worship you and create a seperate world all for you...

[COLOR=blue]Like these?

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[quote=obiwan22,Oct 8 2003, 05:57 AM]You know you are a noob when you walk into Varrock world 1 and say "wow its a drop party!" I didn't have a lot of time to think of one and that just popped into my head.

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[quote=Killerconvic,Nov 17 2003, 10:36 PM]you know you play RS too much when:

instead of throwing a birthday party, you throw your friends a drop party
you threaten to report anyone who makes fun of you

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[quote=Kodra,May 1 2004, 04:55 PM]Greating yall!! heres a few...


[color=red]You know your a noob when:

You walk around Vurrock cheering "I found bones, i found bones!!"

Rats 5-hit you

You can't afford tinderboxs

You get lost in lumbrige castle

You have never herd of Andrew


You know you've been playing rs to long when:

You have pked every player

Andrew turns rs over to you

Everyone looks at you funny for walking stiff legged



           This was all i can think of right now but there is more coming!!!!




                    -Kodra

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[quote=yoda bulk,May 17 2004, 02:07 PM]u know ure a noob when...
1.100gp is a lot of money.
2.the higest u can hit is 0
3.u cant fish for shrimp.
4.u have to run from chickens.
5.u think u will get rich by smithin bronze daggers and sellin them.

(these were rushed.)

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[quote=icevaza,Nov 5 2004, 02:38 AM]Heya, i made some up

U know u're too strong:
    when u bury some bones and a zombie twice the lvl of a black dragon appears.
    when u can kill a king black dragon with nothing but flowers
   
U know ur a noob
    when u think tutorial island is the entire game, and later brag about it to ur fallow runescapers.
    when u say 'drop party' and start dropping bones and bannana's
    when u try to put a pikaxe head onto a hatchet handle (true story)

u know u play to much when u mine alot and coz u did it for sooo long the computer automaticly macro's it

Thats all i could think of at this time

Cheers Vazmista

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[quote=Fersken,Nov 14 2004, 05:49 AM]you are a n00b when you dont know what rs is

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[quote=Ferret Overlord,Nov 14 2004, 11:39 AM]You know you've played runescape too long when:

-your school report title is, "T3h 4llig4t0r"

-Microsoft bows down to your every move

-you can't pk anyone.

- a peace treatie is negotiated between you and Lady Dejavu.

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[quote=Ferret Overlord,Nov 14 2004, 05:48 PM]You know you've been playing runescape too long when:

You change your social security number to match your attack, defence, and strength skills, and it fits.
Someone cuts you off and you start shouting "SCAMMER" down the freeway.
You get a system message "You have been standing in this spot for 5 Years! Please move to another area!"
You get a system message "Welcome to your mining spot".
When someone doesnt seem to know you, you know they're a newbie.
Your parents call you down for dinner using your character name.
You see a man name Andrew and you bow down and worship him.
You receive junk mail addressed to your character name.
You begin referring to authority figures as admins.
Theres a spot reserved for you in every building you go to.
You dont need the online map. For anything. Ever.
You give people directions to anywhere by number of steps.
The server takes 10 minutes loading your character.
You wonder why all walls are not paper thin.
You get robbed in real life and you look for a man named Moderator to help you out.
You find a penny on the ground and then wait there thinking it will respawn.
You wonder what your "age" is.
Your clicking finger is the strongest muscle in your body.
You are at McDonalds and ask when the next burger respawn is.
You are at McDonalds and you fight just to talk to the attendant.
You brag about having played xxx ammount of hours.
Instead of saying, "Wanna take this out on the street?" you say, "Wanna take this to the wilderness?"
You ask your friend in real life does he want to go to pk in the wilderness after school.
You dress up as Alchemon/Bluerose13x's char for Halloween.
The a** grooves on your computer chair are now permanent.
You dont just have an a** grove on your chair, you have a mouse groove on your hand.
You ask a priest in real-life if you can use the altar to recharge your prayer points.
You hear an announcement in school and you say "I just saw a system message!"
You try to rearrange the Periodic Table to fit Mithril, Adamantite, and Rune in it.
Trying to run from a schoolyard fight, you have to wait for the data to be relayed from the Skynetweb.com server. Sombody dies and you say........ what did he lose?
A police officer arrests you for assulting three innocent men and you say: "I was just training!"
You get an injury and begin eating apple pies and pizza thinking it'll heal you.
You're held at gunpoint and you tell the gunman, "Go ahead and shoot me! I'll only drop $5!!!"
You go to the nearest bank and wonder where the Item bankers are.
You steal the cape off your little brother's Batman halloween costume for the extra .armor point.
The theme of your new wardrobe is "pale green."
You need a new car and start calculating how much iron and coal you need to mine to build it.
You consider a mithril car instead.
You see someone in a dark brown suit and you think "newbie."
Your boss asks you if you know how to kill scorpions and you nearly ask him "level 21 or level 36."
You try to deposit pizza in your bank account.
You try to buy a pickaxe from your coworker because you can't remember where the nearest pickaxe spawn is.
You keep bumping into people because you think that you'll just pass through them.
You have this overwhelming urge to beat up security guards, farm animals, and short people whenever you see them.
You go to the store to buy some beer, and you try to figure out which one will boost your stats.
You need flour, so you get some pots and try to find a wheat field.
You get confused when your bread recipe calls for more than water and flour.
When In school, you write your RS name instead of your real name on your homework.
When you can truly say, "Full rune armour? Yeah I can make that."
When you have more friends on your friends list than you do in real life.
When you go to your back yard and prospect each rock looking for coal.
When you cook something and wonder how much experience it was worth.
You just finished your chores and you wonder how many quest points you got


Your character might be too strong if…





When you're at low health and an entire inventory of anchovie pizzas can't heal you fully.
All the players in rune scape try to attack you and suddenly there is a huge crowd at the respawn spot.
You have your own server.
When Andrew pays you to play the game.
When you are able to black-mail Muahahaha into giving you all his stuff.
You have your own colored dot on the map.
Just for fun, the admins send a message to every PKer when you enter the wilderness.
Your character is part of a quest.
You quest points are in the triple digits.
You leave all the highest prayers on, fall asleep, and come back the next day, and theyre still going.
The dragon doesnt get 3 rounds to run away.
Andrew follows you around all day to "find your secret".
People try to blackmail you in real life for your password.
Other players make character names that start with yours.
You create a holy symbol of YOU.
you kill everything in the wilderness with one shot from a phoenix crossbow Your entire inventory is made out of rune. even the tinderbox.
Just for fun, you invite newbies to the wilderness and let them kill greaters when you get them down to 1 hitpoint.
You can cut wood with your hands.
You log on and the servers crash.
Greater demons are green to you.
You kill somedbody and it deletes them instead of sending them to Lumby.
Casting Water Strike creates a new lake.
The anvils can't take the shots from the hammer.
You cast Weaken on your opponent and he goes into a coma.
You use a Fire Blast and the ice cave melts.
You're the reason they took away the PK system.
Your fighting stats hit triple digits.
You log in and everyone else logs out.
You walk into the wilderness and it's deserted.
You can kill demons with a bronze sword.
You start inventing your own spells.
Other players pray to you.
Monsters never get 3 rounds to run when you attack them.
You walk up to the greater demon spawn, and the crowd parts to let you pass.
You turn on Protection from Missiles, go into the wilderness for a 2-hour killing spree, and when you return, you still have prayer points left.
You're the best in every skill on the server status.
You suffer a nasty 15 second lag and come to surrounded by rune large helms.
When Bluerose asks to buy something you made.
When Alchemon offers to be your bodyguard.
When there is an option of "Do not allow people to follow me" made just for you.
When Bluerose can't hit you with a spell.
When Andrew asks you, "What would be challenging for you?"
When the server status refuses to put your name on it because it "discourages people from playing."
You can't find anyone to fight in wilderness level 48.
For fun, the mods ask if they can gang up on you.
You log on and people start PMing you there passwords.
You killed the dragon and you didn't gain a level from the quest.
You can open locked doors with your hands.
All rats and spiders in a 30-square radius of you die instantly when you walk past.
You have fletching and herblaw levels already.
Andrew goes insane trying to create a monster you can't kill.
Instead of seeing the "Attack" option in the wilderness, people see "Don't even try it, pal".
Your combat level is written in scientific notation.
You go to the black hole experience without a disk and come out fine.
Imps start tipping you off as to who took which bead, and where you can find them.
The altars pray to you.
You kill a monster and it doesn't respawn.
Alchemon begs you to log off so he can be on server status.
Greaters take strength potions to fight you.
Oziach doesn't bother wasting your time and just GIVES you the Rune Plate.
You ARE the server status.

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[quote=snowyman000,Dec 18 2005, 12:41 AM][quote=Hyperfriend,Feb 4 2003, 01:32 PM]Hey guys! I've got a good idea! We can ask Cspace if either:

1. We could make a forum for jokes.
or
2.We could make this another marquee competition 

Just an idea, but anyways, here's some more-

You know you;ve been playing rs too long when.....

You try cooking pizza and it says "Do you want to make this a dinner for 4?"
You fall asleep with paralyze monster on at 9, and at 7am, you still have prayer points left.
You try to deposit 2 apple pies in your bank account, and wonder why it doesn't work.
You keep bumping into ppl thinking you can pass right through them
All monsters names appear as "Infernal Creature" on your screen
You don't have the option to smith bronze anymore
When you put on anything worse than black it says, "You attempt to put on the (bronze, iron, or steel) armor. You throw it off in disgust.

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look at the top. HEY WE COULD ASK CSPACE FOR A JOKE FORUM!!!!! lol



You know you have been playin RS too long when

1. You feed your cat and you see an interact popup.
2. The D-Med horns get dull
3. Andrew retires
4. You have written several guides to money making about RS and have published them.
5. You go fishing you say to your buddy," I hope i get a casket!"

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[quote=michael02024,Jan 9 2006, 06:18 PM]K I got a few....
I'm not going to tell you if the joke has something to do with being on Runescape too long or if your're too much of a noob.  I'll let you guess.

You've been playing Runescape waaaaaaaaay too long when...
or tooooooooooooooooo much of a noob when...

-Your character has Lara Croft's athletic talent.
-Lara Croft IS a Runscape character.
-Someone wants your autograph.
-You will buy a party hat for $350,000.00 bucks in real life
-You commit suicide and wonder why you won't respawn in Lumbridge.
-You can't find a dragon to fight.
-Your dad is making nails and you ask him what's his smithing level.
-You say, "OMG!" and everyone wonders what it means.
-You don't come back to life when you die and wonder why.
-You ask someone how to get robes of Zamorak.
-You have a family reunion and everyone bows in front of you.
-You wonder how to make weapon poison.
-You wonder why when people die in Runescape they disappear and when you kill someone in real life thier corpse just stays there.
-Your energy NEVER runes out.
-A KBD is so scared of you it pours gas on its body and lights itself with is fire-breath.
-You have a reserved spot in the wildy where no one can kill you.
-Your mom tells you,"You need to get ready for school." and you say, "Runescape will teach me!" and she also calls you by your charactor name.
-You say,"f***" and wonder why it's not censored.
-You ask your dad who is jumping obstacles his agility level.
-You almost go into the desert and you need a Shanty pass.
-Everyone in Runescape is loyal to you.
-Someone hits you in the wildy until they relise you are stronger than him and he kills himself.
-All your levels in Runescape are 1 million.
-You walk past Zezima and he gives you everything of value to him then kills himself, (you notice there's alot of suicide in here)
-Everone in Runescape gives you all the rare items.
-You are crowned the King of Runescape.
-You walk to the SeeD clan meeting and everyone comits suicide. (no offense SeeD  just trying to make you laugh)
-Your charactor make a delicious chocolate cake and you try to eat the part of screen where the chocolate cake is.
-Now that you're the Runscape King, when you die you come back to life in the same spot.
-Someone is in your way where you're walking. When he notices you he dies.
-You wonder how your charactor got on the screen and you can't get in it.
-You tell your mom you can cook meat as your cooking level is 1 million so you do it but you screw up doing it and your mom wants you to kill more cows.
-Your combat level is 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999.
-You wonder if theres a stronger armour than dragon armour.
-You attack someone in real life and wonder why theres no numbers.
-At a fishing spot when you come, everyone there jumps in the water and drowns.
-You have a reserved spot in every building, fishing spot. (etc. ect.)
-You can wear dragon armour but a message says: You put on the VERY STRONG dragon armour but you throw it off in disgust.
-You go pking with ONLY a party hat and bronze plate body you turn on protect items and when you die you see a bronze plate but no party hat. It seems noobs like bronze plates more than a party hat.
-You will buy full bronze for 5 million coins.
-You try to go in the screen.
-Oziach gives you 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 rune plates free of charge.
-Zezima also gives you all the dragon weapons.
-You fall in love with the computer.
-Either when you log in everyone gives you every item and runs away or you log in and a message says: You have been on world100 for 5 years! It will now self-destruct. Then the sever breaks down.
-Luthas gets bankrupt.
-You put a gold bar in a furnace and it comes out as 500k still, you think that's poor.
-YOU are one of the Runescape gods
-Finally you find and abyssal whip and sell it for 1 gp then say, "I'M RICH!!!!!!!!"   
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I'd like to thank Dragonman565 (or was it 656?) for hosting this forum and all who have posted these jokes and Ferret Overlord who I thought posted the funniest jokes.

And here's a funny website *Funny website*

This post has been edited by michael02024: 17 May 2006 - 08:34 PM

[frty12345]

LOL. thats a huge post. and he tripel posted .

[Michael02024]

LOL.  thats a huge post.  and he tripel posted .

I took quotes from all the jokes that were funny and added them on 1 post so all your favourite jokes are all on 1 post.

[©allum]

Lol.

But you screwed it up somehow.

[Ratty]

Yeah, hes got too many opening quote tags, and not enough closing tags

I'd fix it, but that'd require unlazyness.

[©allum]

Slacker.

[Ratty]

Hah, i fixed it, so nyah. Im not a slacker. Meanie

[©allum]

Good for you.

NOW BACK TO WORK, SLACKER