[Grimbold]

K the only one I can think of right now is...: Bill dies, and a few years later Hillary dies too. When she gets to heaven, she sees this HUGE wall of clocks. Pulling St. Peter aside, she asks him what the clocks are for. "Well, when you are born you get a clock. Everytime you do something bad, the clock winds up. When you die, the clock starts ticking." Well Hillary is looking at all the clocks, but she doesn't see her husband's clock. She asks St. Peter where it is. "Oh that one. Jesus had it moved to his bedroom. He uses it as a fan."