"Despite what many may have heard, drinking soda does not increase the risk of developing esophageal cancer. In fact it might protect against it, a new study finds."
Damnit. There's this kid in my school who brings a liter of Coke and chugs it daily for lunch. I was hoping he would contract cancer or heart disease or something...
And now we have the quote of the day, from greenl2l: PLONGED!!!