[Ratty]

I think Kimo stinks
and comes up with strange games
Which can sometimes be rather interesting
and everyday loves me less and less.
and everybody thinks i'm a pest
and likes number 10 best
i like my bedroom as a mess
and i shall never clean it.
nor will I ever kiss pen
or make love to a Hen
and I won't kiss Goto because
your heart is already set on Mr Blobby
And so I will go and eat chicken
with my mother in a pie
and the pie will also contain chickhen.
Humdingers on toast
even though it will all taste like beef.
I taste with my coin collection, do you?
Although I never had one, I pretend I do.
And now your sad...
And my doggie is mad
like a kangaroo on something bad
with a shoe thats just a fad
but then it was gone like a bed
and that was all that was said
In my bathroom.
where I watched those dunkers
With noses as big as a bunkers
and that freaked me out because
I wasn't actually in my bathroom
nor was I in my shead, but I
Hit myself in the head
with a baseball bat named Fred
Who was, incidentally, rather green, and didn't like to be seen by me
Although I do agree
That Nuu only added that one to ryhme
Which he has not done before
No he hasn't
Met the Sheriff of Rotting Ham
Nor visited the chocolate falls of
Licktoria, tastiest falls in all the lands
that really smell of beef like at
-omic bombs are abundant these days,
but really don't exist like the left shoe of
parsnips snipping at my toes!!!!!11!111OMG!!!1!!!ONEHUNDEREDANDELEVEN!!!11!!
Oh wait nevermind, it was just my imagination, because I was eatting
Charlie with pepperGoogle sauce
And Rat with Firefox seasoning
Which tastes funky because rat tastes like-
n, rat says "Mmm, what a tasty liken (or lichen)! So rat goes to
Iraq, to fight in the war
for your mum, called
Susan, who begged him not to go
And lieks Jumping out of planes with no parachute
and died twenty thousand years ago of Tuberculosis
which is a condition involving getting a tuba stuck up your
Sisters Colon. Several days later, Nuu
went into town to meet
Bigbro, as he had been sleeping over at tannys house, and the three of them
Decided to paint each others toenails.
Watching them from afar was
very nauseating, the nailpolish was going everywhere!
Nuu realised that Tanny and Bigbro weren't concentrating polishing nails, and decided to leave them
to go skirt shopping!
Tanny went to try a skirt on, while Bigbro
Examined a patch of dirt
On one of the skirts. Tanny emerged wearing a
skin suit dipped in
Mr. Saturn sauce, then all jeans came alive and
went to space
to fight the evil monster who steals muffins!
The jeans then went up to the evil monster, and said "

[Yevgeny Borisovitch Volgin]

I think Kimo stinks
and comes up with strange games
Which can sometimes be rather interesting
and everyday loves me less and less.
and everybody thinks i'm a pest
and likes number 10 best
i like my bedroom as a mess
and i shall never clean it.
nor will I ever kiss pen
or make love to a Hen
and I won't kiss Goto because
your heart is already set on Mr Blobby
And so I will go and eat chicken
with my mother in a pie
and the pie will also contain chickhen.
Humdingers on toast
even though it will all taste like beef.
I taste with my coin collection, do you?
Although I never had one, I pretend I do.
And now your sad...
And my doggie is mad
like a kangaroo on something bad
with a shoe thats just a fad
but then it was gone like a bed
and that was all that was said
In my bathroom.
where I watched those dunkers
With noses as big as a bunkers
and that freaked me out because
I wasn't actually in my bathroom
nor was I in my shead, but I
Hit myself in the head
with a baseball bat named Fred
Who was, incidentally, rather green, and didn't like to be seen by me
Although I do agree
That Nuu only added that one to ryhme
Which he has not done before
No he hasn't
Met the Sheriff of Rotting Ham
Nor visited the chocolate falls of
Licktoria, tastiest falls in all the lands
that really smell of beef like at
-omic bombs are abundant these days,
but really don't exist like the left shoe of
parsnips snipping at my toes!!!!!11!111OMG!!!1!!!ONEHUNDEREDANDELEVEN!!!11!!
Oh wait nevermind, it was just my imagination, because I was eatting
Charlie with pepperGoogle sauce
And Rat with Firefox seasoning
Which tastes funky because rat tastes like-
n, rat says "Mmm, what a tasty liken (or lichen)! So rat goes to
Iraq, to fight in the war
for your mum, called
Susan, who begged him not to go
And lieks Jumping out of planes with no parachute
and died twenty thousand years ago of Tuberculosis
which is a condition involving getting a tuba stuck up your
Sisters Colon. Several days later, Nuu
went into town to meet
Bigbro, as he had been sleeping over at tannys house, and the three of them
Decided to paint each others toenails.
Watching them from afar was
very nauseating, the nailpolish was going everywhere!
Nuu realised that Tanny and Bigbro weren't concentrating polishing nails, and decided to leave them
to go skirt shopping!
Tanny went to try a skirt on, while Bigbro
Examined a patch of dirt
On one of the skirts. Tanny emerged wearing a
skin suit dipped in
Mr. Saturn sauce, then all jeans came alive and
went to space
to fight the evil monster who steals muffins!
The jeans then went up to the evil monster, and said "
The Muffins are not chcolate chip!"

[Ratty]

I think Kimo stinks
and comes up with strange games
Which can sometimes be rather interesting
and everyday loves me less and less.
and everybody thinks i'm a pest
and likes number 10 best
i like my bedroom as a mess
and i shall never clean it.
nor will I ever kiss pen
or make love to a Hen
and I won't kiss Goto because
your heart is already set on Mr Blobby
And so I will go and eat chicken
with my mother in a pie
and the pie will also contain chickhen.
Humdingers on toast
even though it will all taste like beef.
I taste with my coin collection, do you?
Although I never had one, I pretend I do.
And now your sad...
And my doggie is mad
like a kangaroo on something bad
with a shoe thats just a fad
but then it was gone like a bed
and that was all that was said
In my bathroom.
where I watched those dunkers
With noses as big as a bunkers
and that freaked me out because
I wasn't actually in my bathroom
nor was I in my shead, but I
Hit myself in the head
with a baseball bat named Fred
Who was, incidentally, rather green, and didn't like to be seen by me
Although I do agree
That Nuu only added that one to ryhme
Which he has not done before
No he hasn't
Met the Sheriff of Rotting Ham
Nor visited the chocolate falls of
Licktoria, tastiest falls in all the lands
that really smell of beef like at
-omic bombs are abundant these days,
but really don't exist like the left shoe of
parsnips snipping at my toes!!!!!11!111OMG!!!1!!!ONEHUNDEREDANDELEVEN!!!11!!
Oh wait nevermind, it was just my imagination, because I was eatting
Charlie with pepperGoogle sauce
And Rat with Firefox seasoning
Which tastes funky because rat tastes like-
n, rat says "Mmm, what a tasty liken (or lichen)! So rat goes to
Iraq, to fight in the war
for your mum, called
Susan, who begged him not to go
And lieks Jumping out of planes with no parachute
and died twenty thousand years ago of Tuberculosis
which is a condition involving getting a tuba stuck up your
Sisters Colon. Several days later, Nuu
went into town to meet
Bigbro, as he had been sleeping over at tannys house, and the three of them
Decided to paint each others toenails.
Watching them from afar was
very nauseating, the nailpolish was going everywhere!
Nuu realised that Tanny and Bigbro weren't concentrating polishing nails, and decided to leave them
to go skirt shopping!
Tanny went to try a skirt on, while Bigbro
Examined a patch of dirt
On one of the skirts. Tanny emerged wearing a
skin suit dipped in
Mr. Saturn sauce, then all jeans came alive and
went to space
to fight the evil monster who steals muffins!
The jeans then went up to the evil monster, and said "
The Muffins are not chcolate chip!"
And then they ate him alive

[Pendragon205]

I think Kimo stinks
and comes up with strange games
Which can sometimes be rather interesting
and everyday loves me less and less.
and everybody thinks i'm a pest
and likes number 10 best
i like my bedroom as a mess
and i shall never clean it.
nor will I ever kiss pen
or make love to a Hen
and I won't kiss Goto because
your heart is already set on Mr Blobby
And so I will go and eat chicken
with my mother in a pie
and the pie will also contain chickhen.
Humdingers on toast
even though it will all taste like beef.
I taste with my coin collection, do you?
Although I never had one, I pretend I do.
And now your sad...
And my doggie is mad
like a kangaroo on something bad
with a shoe thats just a fad
but then it was gone like a bed
and that was all that was said
In my bathroom.
where I watched those dunkers
With noses as big as a bunkers
and that freaked me out because
I wasn't actually in my bathroom
nor was I in my shead, but I
Hit myself in the head
with a baseball bat named Fred
Who was, incidentally, rather green, and didn't like to be seen by me
Although I do agree
That Nuu only added that one to ryhme
Which he has not done before
No he hasn't
Met the Sheriff of Rotting Ham
Nor visited the chocolate falls of
Licktoria, tastiest falls in all the lands
that really smell of beef like at
-omic bombs are abundant these days,
but really don't exist like the left shoe of
parsnips snipping at my toes!!!!!11!111OMG!!!1!!!ONEHUNDEREDANDELEVEN!!!11!!
Oh wait nevermind, it was just my imagination, because I was eatting
Charlie with pepperGoogle sauce
And Rat with Firefox seasoning
Which tastes funky because rat tastes like-
n, rat says "Mmm, what a tasty liken (or lichen)! So rat goes to
Iraq, to fight in the war
for your mum, called
Susan, who begged him not to go
And lieks Jumping out of planes with no parachute
and died twenty thousand years ago of Tuberculosis
which is a condition involving getting a tuba stuck up your
Sisters Colon. Several days later, Nuu
went into town to meet
Bigbro, as he had been sleeping over at tannys house, and the three of them
Decided to paint each others toenails.
Watching them from afar was
very nauseating, the nailpolish was going everywhere!
Nuu realised that Tanny and Bigbro weren't concentrating polishing nails, and decided to leave them
to go skirt shopping!
Tanny went to try a skirt on, while Bigbro
Examined a patch of dirt
On one of the skirts. Tanny emerged wearing a
skin suit dipped in
Mr. Saturn sauce, then all jeans came alive and
went to space
to fight the evil monster who steals muffins!
The jeans then went up to the evil monster, and said "
The Muffins are not chcolate chip!"
And then they ate him alive
,saving the mmuffins!