[©allum]

too XD

[JGJTan]

I think Callum just got kicked off the computer... or had to do an emergency flick-the-switch shut down.

[©allum]

Uncle's computer's off switch is in my usual foot-placing position

[JGJTan]

My foot-rest is my rubbish bin.

I like play the computer and chat to people while moving it around with my feet.

[©allum]

At home it's the subwoofer

[Ratty]

lol

[©allum]

http://www.i-am-bore...m?link_id=15375

10 bucks she kills herself within 5 years.

[Ratty]

Hehe..

[JGJTan]

Darn dinner parties... there's never anything good on TV.

Ended up going to a family friend's place for a party so I hung out with all the teenagers. Ended up showing them the TV room so we crashed on the sofa and watched TV for the whole night. Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon was average... A Civil Action was more dramatic-crappy... and C4 was the worst because it was showing Usher and all these rap artists.

lmao I have a funny conversation to post.

Me: Is there anything else on TV?
*flicks to C4* *Usher is on TV* *quickly flicks back*
Craig: Hey! How can you say no to Usher?
Me: How can you like Usher?
Craig: Usher is cool. How can you not like hip-hop?
Me: I'm a metal fan.
Craig: Ahh...
Laura: You just like Usher don't you? I bet you want to have sex with him.
Craig: Hell yeah I'd sleep with him. Usher is sexy.
*arkward silence* *everyone moves a little further away from Craig*

[©allum]

Bloody NZ accent. You spell 'awkward' like you say it

And in my Uncle's google toolbar search history, there was 'gangbang'

[JGJTan]

Shhh it's our accent.

... actually I have no bloody clue why I spelt it like that just then... I usually don't...

What kind of an uncle do you have, Callum?

[©allum]

I know

I pissed myself laughing, but deleted his history before his wife saw it, cos he's cool

[JGJTan]

Why does he have a Google Toolbar anyway?

[©allum]

IE

[JGJTan]

You should have downloaded Firefox for him or something and replaced IE.

Well at least delete that Google Toolbar.