Posted 14 February 2006 - 05:18 AM
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83. Must not start any SITREP (Situation Report) with "I recently had an experience I just had to write you about...."
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207. The Chicken and Rice MRE is *not* a personal lubricant. (Skippy wanted this noted for the record that this is not something he has ever attempted or considered! It was something we heard at dinner on 22 September 2001 and it was just so obscene it had to go here.)
Those who will remember, will speak fondly of the warm morning breeze.