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The last spork you'll ever need my new eating tool

#1 {lang:macro__useroffline}   Jarik C-Bol {lang:icon}

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Posted 18 February 2006 - 05:45 AM

So today in the mail, i got my fancy new 8$ eating tool.
yes, thats right, 8$ and chage.
so whats so special about it? well i'll tell you.
for one thing, its a spork, the most versitile food moveing tool on the face of the earth.
and to make this that much better, its titanium.
yes ladies and Gents, you heard my right, i own a titanium spork.
its dishwasher safe, cold, hard, and can scratch ceramic and glass dishes.
god i love technology.
this beaut was found on amazon while my roomate was searching for something else entirely. i saw it and said "that goes on the next order from amazon" and so it did. i'm telling you, its awsome, the versitility of a spork, combined with the everlasting duribility of good ole' titanium.
my only complaint is that it is a bit wider than normal forks and spoons, but that i can live with.

should you want to invest in a similar product, check it out here


p.s.
is still dont get why we have this and the caf' boards, i cant find any reasonable difrence between the threads in either.
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#2 {lang:macro__useroffline}   ©allum {lang:icon}

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Posted 18 February 2006 - 05:46 AM

That's one high quality eating utensil there thumb.gif
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Posted 18 February 2006 - 08:10 AM

I probably would get it, but I already own forks and spoons...
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Posted 18 February 2006 - 08:31 AM

Niiiiiiice bluetongue.gif

There's a more colorful version here. Alas, it's not available in green sad.gif On the other hand, I found this happy page... if it's possible to "re-anodize" metal, I may have to give it a try bluetongue.gif
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Posted 18 February 2006 - 11:01 AM

Meh A place opposite my school gives away free sporks TheSmile.gif
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Posted 18 February 2006 - 04:06 PM

Bow before the holy spork.

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Posted 18 February 2006 - 05:57 PM

QUOTE(Charlie @ Feb 18 2006, 03:01 AM)
Meh A place opposite my school gives away free sporks TheSmile.gif
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My school gives away free sporks, but they're plastic.
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Posted 18 February 2006 - 08:02 PM

QUOTE(Phieta @ Feb 18 2006, 05:57 PM)
QUOTE(Charlie @ Feb 18 2006, 03:01 AM)
Meh A place opposite my school gives away free sporks TheSmile.gif
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My school gives away free sporks, but they're plastic.
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So are mine sad.gif
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Posted 18 February 2006 - 08:58 PM

But this isn't a plastic spork, it's a titanium one that has the capability to move food and take down a helicopter from 500 metres away.
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Posted 20 February 2006 - 01:21 AM

Amazing! I never knew such a thing existed bluetongue.gif .
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Posted 20 February 2006 - 05:12 AM

Thats because these high-tech eating utensils were developed in secret government labs. ShiftyEyes_anim.gif
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Posted 20 February 2006 - 07:07 PM

wow i guess our schools are criminal since they stole the plans for the spork but werent rich enough to make them in titanium bluetongue.gif
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Posted 20 February 2006 - 07:42 PM

Heh, who knew the spork came in titanium, I'll stick to my good old forks, knives and spoons. bandit.gif

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Posted 20 February 2006 - 09:00 PM

who needs titanium....good old plastic..it may break every time you try to pick up something...but hey you only pay 8$ for 500...lol bluetongue.gif

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