You know you've spent too much time on RuneScape when:
1. You consider 500k poor
2. You leave Rune armour after a kill because it's not worth the space it
takes in your pack
3. You can 3-hit ladykilljoy
4. Someone can only get your attention by calling you by your RS name
instead of your real name
5. Your dreams all revolve around RuneScape
6. You call up your friends and ask them if they want to help you kill some
people in the woods
7. You go crazy if you have to spend more than 24 hours away from the game
8. Your history essay is on the history of RuneScape
9. You go hunting with a sword instead of a rifle.
10. It doesn't matter if you have real money as long as you have money in
the game
11. You set your alarm to wake you up after 5 seconds of rest
12. You buy a computer for every room in the house so you can play RS where
ever you are
You know you been playing rs too much when:
1. When you attack an old lady, you claim that you are training.
2. When you pick up a penny, you wonder why it won't respawn
3. When you the king black dragon looks dark green too you.
4. When you pk someone, they get banned.
5. When they have to take off a digit off you combat level.
6.When ladykilljoy can't attack you cause her level is too low.
You know you're too much of a noob when:
A level 3 looks red to you
You know you play too much RuneScape when Andrew says to you go away plz dont kill me.
You know you been playing RuneScape too long when...
1. You go to work saying "buying pickaxe, 1gp yell 000"
2. You are at gunpoint and you say "go ahead, I'll only drop five bucks"
3. There's two permanent hollow spaces on your computer chair
4. Your clicking finger is the strongest muscle in your body
5. You go to school and realize that you forgot your pickaxe
6. Andrew goes crazy trying to create a monster that you can't kill
7. The servers crash when you log on
You know that you are a noob when...
1. A chicken 3-hits you.
2. An imp's level is written in red.
3. You spend your first 1k gp on goblin armour.
4. You brag that your "main" has a dragon 2-hander.
5. You report someone for maging on your goblins.
6. Your "get rich plan" is to pick bananas and sell them to Luthas.
7. Luthas files for bankruptcy
When you have been playing RuneScape for too long...
Some guy dies and you sit there and wait for his stuff to apear.
What is big, black, and scary?
Ladykillijoy wearing black armor.
What is it called when you pickpocket a zombie?
Rob Zombie
When you know you've been playing RuneScape too long...
1. You spray paint your cat red and call it an imp
2. You perk up from you sleep when your teacher mentions the coal export in the
middle east.
3. You find a penny on the ground, and stand and wait for the next re spawn.
4. You constantly hear the repeated clicking sound from leveling mining that
drives you mad.
Where did the man go for a potty break?
To the Barbarian outhouse.
Why did the noob cross the street?
Because he couldn't teleport yet.
You know you've played too much RuneScape when...1. The black dragon retreats from you.
2. You've reached 100 hitpoints.
3. Paralyze monster starts to work on human opponents in the wilderness.
4. You can mine dragon ore.
5. You start saying 'ty' to people when they give you something.
6. You buy a chocolate bar for 100gp at the convenience store.
7. You make your own RS site
8. You can mine ores even when there is no ore in the rock.
9. The store owners know you.
10. You can run in the game.
11. If someone hits a 13 on you you physically start bleeding.
12. Fish are so afraid of you that you don't need to cook them. -
This post has been edited by Dragonman565: 03 February 2003 - 11:55 AM