[Yevgeny Borisovitch Volgin]

YAY FOR INFINITE INSANITY BOOSTERS!


Ch'yeah, after going to the doctor of insanityness my crazy level was raised by 2 percent*! TWO! OMG, YAY!

So, in honor of this 2 percent*, I'm going to hold a contest of evil. You, the people of this wonderous site, are going to prove how evil you are. It could be fake evil, it could be wannabe evl, or it could be actual evil.

On September 31st, the contest will close, and I shall open up....



THEE POLL OF EVIL.



Then the members of good or evil or whatever they wanna be shall vote on whom is the evilest.

Oh, you wanna know how to enter? Okay, here's how it works.
You must submit a small statement on why you are so evil. I will let the seven most evil into the poll. THERE CAN ONLY BE A DOZEN MEMBERS JOINING. After that dozen, you can rant until the 31st to- possibly- raise your evil score.



GOOD LUCK, FELLOW EVIL DOERS!


Contestants of EVIL

1. Bigrat2- bow-wielding-whammo that burnanated kittens with fire magic in a msn convo
2. UnrealBLight- strapped bombs to Mr. Saturns, and threw them everywhere in the Middle East
3. Charlie- Made a cat look... creepy. And wet.
4. I changed this to be annoying- Created the Crazy Frog. O_o
5. Mordred Deschain- Killed most of the bald eagle population to get a wig....
6. Darkdream- Win by defualt, perhaps?
7. THIS IS EXCITING- Kidnapped LOTPW with Darky and Nuu
8. Xmadole- Wishes to rule the world with SeeD.... by haxoring 'Space.
9. X Zolon- Very advanced explanation that makes my brain explode. Just read his post.
10. Neraphym- Abuses mod powers and changes Darkness' gender to female
11.
12.

*: This never really happened. Master Wyvern is lying.
Mod Ashes: I know I changed it this morning, but you could at least spell my old name right

[Ratty]

I drew a bow-wielding-whammo that burnanated kittens with fire magic in a msn convo... Not sure if thats evil, or just plain cruel.

http://img242.images...149/22veuy2.png

(Kinda loses meaning, since its waaaay out of context. )

[Unrealblight]

I'll strap bombs to Mr. Saturns, and throw them everywhere in the Middle East.

No picture yet, it's coming though, oh, IT'S COMING!!

[Darkness]

I drew a bow-wielding-whammo that burnanated kittens with fire magic in a msn convo... Not sure if thats evil, or just plain cruel.

http://img242.images...149/22veuy2.png

(Kinda loses meaning, since its waaaay out of context. )

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *reduced to sobs* Cruel... Cruel person... CRUEEEELL, I SAY, CRUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEL! Horrible person! I'm not even going to -try- to enter the contest now... Because you've totally destroyed my ability to do anything as I think of those poor kittens... *falls to the ground sobbing*

[Charlie]

I did this to a kitten.

http://www.ewritermagazine.com/October 2005/wet cat.jpg

Nuff said.

*May edit later!!*

[Yevgeny Borisovitch Volgin]

So many things happening to kittens....


Charlie, your picture ain't showing up of, possibly, a wet cat?

[©allum]

I created the crazy frog.

[Ratty]

I created the crazy frog.

Win!

[Yevgeny Borisovitch Volgin]

I created the crazy frog.

OMG NO WAI!

You people are gonna have a HARD time trying to beat that.

[Darkness]

I did this to a kitten.

http://www.ewritermagazine.com/October 2005/wet cat.jpg

Nuff said.

*May edit later!!*

...


Freak.

[Snowy]

I killed most of the bald eagle population to give myself a wig...just to find out that they are bald. So I killed all the seals for slippers to make myself feel better.

[skenasis]

*grins* Shouldn't I just win by default? I mean, look at my name. And my nickname. And....heck, just ask Rat, he can tell y'all

(Those who disagree, prepare to meet my army of psychic soldier muffins, who WILL eat you alive.)

[Bespetna]

Ill enter

[asyluman]

Me and darky and nuu kidnapped LOTPW.

WIN.

[Ratty]

Me and darky and nuu kidnapped LOTPW.

WIN.

DaT wUz EvIl DoOd