[Troll]

UBER LOLZ

[Nalfein Magicka]

Heres are some.........................

#1. If you need help and your
a). Poisoned
b ). Some how attacked in a supernatrual way
NO ONE GIVES A POO!

#2. Never fall for these scams.............

-Zammy wine(low levels mostly)
-Cut gems(50% chance that they'll keep the gems)
-Trim armor(suggested above)
-The old iron/addy 2 hand switch
-Folow for any amount of money(they'll just kill you)
-Price exagerating(bad spelling)
-Selling account/tradeing account
-Make you a member
Etc.

#3.
Most people are fat nerds who live in their moms basement/attic
Most are people you know
Most aren't ninja

#4. I suggest not to use runehq since the never really update it besides the news and etc.

#5.
Keep your password safe!

[Res]

Just because someone is a player mod does not mean they're rich.
They must not give you free items of you identify them as a Moderator.
It is not a reportably offense if they do not give you free items.
You should be run over by a train if you think you're entitled to getting their Santa Hat for free (And are being serious about it.)
Moderators are not lapdogs and will not conform to your every whim.
If you break the game rules, sooner or later you will be banned as much as you don't like to admit it.
Moderators do not hold personal vendettas against you unless you're a moronic rulebreaker.
Moderators have no problem reporting you, no matter who you are or how much you offer them to do otherwise.
Moderators cannot create items.
They cannot make you moderators.
They do not get paid for being moderators.
They do not get free membership.
They do not know Jagex members personally, though many of them have spoken to Jmods in game.
The forums are not where you whine about being scammed.
Scams are not moderators faults. if you get scammed, it's because you fell for it.
Moderators are not perfect, and can't catch every little wrongdoing.
Moderators do not play solely to defend people from being scammed. They like playing the game and leveling.

The only people that don't like moderators are rulebreakers. (Which means that if you call a moderator a "snitch, tattletale, kiss up, etc, you're probably a rulebreaker and have gotten in trouble for it. Now you're whining like a little baby.)


Clearing up mod myths.

[Red Sentinel]

Runehq is a great site, and they update more or less every day.

[Troll]

2. Sing on RuneScape, it helps relax you (true)

Wtf?

Anyway, keep em coming. PLZ

[Ratty]

And finally, the most spoken language on f2p:

Stupid.

This is a language, that alot of people use because:

1. There lazy.

2. Its cool.

3. There extremely ignorant.

They're*

Sounds like someone is ignorant of the english language, and is too lazy/cool to check a dictionary.

[©allum]

And there's an apostrophe in "it's".

[Ratty]

And there's an apostrophe in "it's".

[sparky568]

Lol, nice facts Luco

Xma's RuneScape Facts

1. DONT use bots/cheating programs [U will get hax0rd by me and Jagex.
2. Sing on RuneScape, it helps relax you (true)
3. Don't get hacked
4. Try not to get to involved with pure accounts.
5. Have fun!

Why should'nt we get involved with purez?

[Moogalite]

Meh its possible to have a pure as a main you know....

[Res]

Just because someone types properly does not mean they're 50.
Just because someone can actually spell "What" correctly, does not mean they're 50.

It means they're smarter than you.

[!!! g() g() g() to hell !!!]

Vashu is correct just because someone is good with their handwriting skills does not mean your 50 years old it means that he is a very educated person that cares about how he is writing.

good for you vashu!!

[Bodom]

fail to see whats wrong with having a good pure... if you get dragged from your main who cares you sitll have a good account and its more fun pking...

[sparky568]

i think i might make one of my pures a member......

[Troll]

Stop blooming talking about this and that and post some more lists.