[JGJTan]

You said it.

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<-- Gary

[JGJTan]

He's got the awesome hair.

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[Goto]

You're not going to fight over him or anything, are you?

[Unrealblight]

I HATE COLD FRONTS!

The city right above me's at like 20 degrees, It's TEXAS DAMN YOU!

I WINNERZ! >_>

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20 degrees is a rather pleasant temperature, methinks

[Goto]

For metric people, yeah. For those crazy fahrenheit people, 20 degrees is about -7 degrees celsius, which is indeed quite cold.

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Rather chilly, what?

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An essay on LOTPW

Let us commence a journey into the much travelled topic of LOTPW. There are many factors which influenced the development of LOTPW. Though LOTPW is a favourite topic of discussion amongst monarchs, presidents and dictators, spasmodically it returns to create a new passion amongst those who study its history. Since it was first compared to antidisestablishmentarianism much has been said concerning LOTPW by the upper echelons of progressive service sector organisations, who just don't like that sort of thing. Hold onto your hats as we begin a journey into LOTPW.

Social Factors

Society is a human product. When blues legend 'Bare Foot D' remarked 'awooooh eeee only my dawg understands me' [1] he shead new light on LOTPW, allowing man to take it by the hand and understand its momentum. Both tyranny and democracy are tried and questioned. Yet LOTPW smells of success.

Did I mention how lovely LOTPW is? Clearly it promotes higher individualism and obeyence of instinct. As soon as a child meets LOTPW they are changed.

Economic Factors

Increasingly economic growth and innovation are being attributed to LOTPW. Of course, LOTPW fits perfectly into the Fish-Out-Of-Water model, as is standard in this case.

Annual Military Budget

.................................................... LOTPW

What a splendid graph. Seemingly the annual military budget will eventually break free from the powerful influence of LOTPW, but not before we see a standardised commercial policy for all. What it all comes down to is money. Capitalists love LOTPW.

Political Factors

Politics, we all agree, is a fact of life. Placing theory on the scales of justice and weighing it against practice can produce similar results to contrasting the two sides of LOTPW.

It is always enlightening to consider the words of nobel prize winner Vatusia Lionel Forbes Dickinson 'Political idealists must ideally deal, for I daily list my ideals politically.' [2] This quotation leads me to suspect that he was not unaccustomed to LOTPW. It speaks volumes. If I may be as bold as to paraphrase, he was saying that 'political ideals are built on the solid cornerstone of LOTPW.'
While LOTPW may be a giant amongst men, is it a dwarf amongst policy? I hope not.

Conclusion

In summary, LOTPW is both a need and a want. It inspires, provides financial security and always chips in.

What a great essay. Finally a word from super-star Uma Cruise: 'I wouldn't be where I am today without LOTPW.' [3]

[1] Bare Foot D - Classic - 1967 Stinton Records

[2] Dickinson - I Am The Dickinster - 1999 Hughs Books

[3] Smashing Hits - Issue 224 - Jazz Media

[Goto]

Rofl, nicely done.

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I know it's old, but the thought of writing an essay on LOTPW just popped into my head, and I remembered that site

[JGJTan]

*baps Goto* Not fighting over him.

And Last.fm sure does tag Bayside quite... scarily... I wonder what it'll do for all my other music...

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