Well, being my silly, money-wasting self, I resubscribed to RuneScape.
This means, of course, that now I can go back to not using my Dragon Battleaxe (a vicious-looking axe) because I'm too lazy to get the remaining 13,115 Attack experience I need, not because I lack a means of paying Jagex their "Gee, these are some miiiiiiiiiighty fine items ya got in yer inventory here... it'd be a shame, a reeeeeeal shame, if you couldn't bank 'em and somethin' were t' happen to 'em..." protection money.

So I log onto a members server for the first time in months, and what's the first thing anyone says to me?
"Phieta"
"Can i have ure santa"
Ah, yes. Now I remember why I love this game so much.

Time to go build me a house or something. (A crappy one. I'm about as poor in-game as I am in real life.)
Oh, by the way, because of my endless suckiness, I probably won't be playing much more than I already do, despite the fact that I'm out of school until 29 January, and despite the fact that I'm jobless. So don't expect me to show up at events or anything, assuming we decide to actually, you know, have some.
(I'll probably cancel in a week or so anyway, before they take out next month's payment.

But yeah, I'm back, in some sense. Go me.