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Well, I beat the game, got all the heart pieces, and finished the Cave of Ordeals. For those of you who don't know, the CoO is a 50 floor survival dungeon that ends in you fighting 3 of the hardest miniboss (actually, harder than most of the bosses...) in the game at once, the Darknut (lol, nut..). Needless to say, this fight took a lot out of me, but I made it through!!!
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BubbaMurphy 
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Posted 07 January 2007 - 02:38 PM
Gratz 
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Posted 08 January 2007 - 02:43 PM
Mom: "Oh my god.. what's wrong? Why are you panting?"
Neraphym: "Darknut.. can't breathe.."
Neraphym: "Darknut.. can't breathe.."
"Fifteen hundred years ago everybody knew the Earth was the center of the universe. Five hundred years ago, everybody knew the Earth was flat, and fifteen minutes ago, you knew that humans were alone on this planet. Imagine what you'll know tomorrow."
--K
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Res
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Posted 08 January 2007 - 11:29 PM
The Revolution (Wii for all you conformists) needs pain sensors that you place on various areas of your body. If you get hit, you'll be poked with a small set of needles that give you the physical sensation of pain.
There's a way to do this generically. You will need:
1 Revolution
1 copy of any game that uses the new controller feature.
1 friend.
1 paramedic.
1 defibrillator.
Play the game while having your friend pay close attention to your character and health meter. As you accumulate damage, your friend will hit you with a baseball bat in the corresponding areas you were hit ni the game.
When you pick up a health pack, have the paramedic give you an ever so small dose of anabolic steroids. This will improve your resistibility in real time.
If you fall in a pit of spikes, get headshott'd, or just plain die, have your friend knock you out (NOT KILL! THIS IS VERY STUPID.) with a bat by smashing your temple with the bat. The dose of steroids you've taken by gaining 'health packs' should keep you alive long enough for doctors to revive you.
However.. Your ability to play the game well any more can be greatly reduced. Only try this if you REALLY want the full experience.
Actually.. Don't try this at all.
There's a way to do this generically. You will need:
1 Revolution
1 copy of any game that uses the new controller feature.
1 friend.
1 paramedic.
1 defibrillator.
Play the game while having your friend pay close attention to your character and health meter. As you accumulate damage, your friend will hit you with a baseball bat in the corresponding areas you were hit ni the game.
When you pick up a health pack, have the paramedic give you an ever so small dose of anabolic steroids. This will improve your resistibility in real time.
If you fall in a pit of spikes, get headshott'd, or just plain die, have your friend knock you out (NOT KILL! THIS IS VERY STUPID.) with a bat by smashing your temple with the bat. The dose of steroids you've taken by gaining 'health packs' should keep you alive long enough for doctors to revive you.
However.. Your ability to play the game well any more can be greatly reduced. Only try this if you REALLY want the full experience.
Actually.. Don't try this at all.
Overwhelmed as one would be, placed in my position.
Such a heavy burden now to be "The One".
Born to bear and read to all the details of our ending
To write it down for all the world to see.
Such a heavy burden now to be "The One".
Born to bear and read to all the details of our ending
To write it down for all the world to see.
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BubbaMurphy
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Posted 09 January 2007 - 12:45 AM
QUOTE(Res @ Jan 8 2007, 06:29 PM) 
The Revolution (Wii for all you conformists) needs pain sensors that you place on various areas of your body. If you get hit, you'll be poked with a small set of needles that give you the physical sensation of pain.
There's a way to do this generically. You will need:
1 Revolution
1 copy of any game that uses the new controller feature.
1 friend.
1 paramedic.
1 defibrillator.
Play the game while having your friend pay close attention to your character and health meter. As you accumulate damage, your friend will hit you with a baseball bat in the corresponding areas you were hit ni the game.
When you pick up a health pack, have the paramedic give you an ever so small dose of anabolic steroids. This will improve your resistibility in real time.
If you fall in a pit of spikes, get headshott'd, or just plain die, have your friend knock you out (NOT KILL! THIS IS VERY STUPID.) with a bat by smashing your temple with the bat. The dose of steroids you've taken by gaining 'health packs' should keep you alive long enough for doctors to revive you.
However.. Your ability to play the game well any more can be greatly reduced. Only try this if you REALLY want the full experience.
Actually.. Don't try this at all.
lol
I should try that sometime
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Res
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Posted 09 January 2007 - 01:59 AM
QUOTE(BubbaMurphy @ Jan 8 2007, 06:45 PM)
QUOTE(Res @ Jan 8 2007, 06:29 PM)
The Revolution (Wii for all you conformists) needs pain sensors that you place on various areas of your body. If you get hit, you'll be poked with a small set of needles that give you the physical sensation of pain.
There's a way to do this generically. You will need:
1 Revolution
1 copy of any game that uses the new controller feature.
1 friend.
1 paramedic.
1 defibrillator.
Play the game while having your friend pay close attention to your character and health meter. As you accumulate damage, your friend will hit you with a baseball bat in the corresponding areas you were hit ni the game.
When you pick up a health pack, have the paramedic give you an ever so small dose of anabolic steroids. This will improve your resistibility in real time.
If you fall in a pit of spikes, get headshott'd, or just plain die, have your friend knock you out (NOT KILL! THIS IS VERY STUPID.) with a bat by smashing your temple with the bat. The dose of steroids you've taken by gaining 'health packs' should keep you alive long enough for doctors to revive you.
However.. Your ability to play the game well any more can be greatly reduced. Only try this if you REALLY want the full experience.
Actually.. Don't try this at all.
lol
I should try that sometime
FOOOOOOOL!!!!
... Make a video of it.
Overwhelmed as one would be, placed in my position.
Such a heavy burden now to be "The One".
Born to bear and read to all the details of our ending
To write it down for all the world to see.
Such a heavy burden now to be "The One".
Born to bear and read to all the details of our ending
To write it down for all the world to see.
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BubbaMurphy
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Posted 09 January 2007 - 02:39 AM
I intend to.
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Posted 09 January 2007 - 03:09 AM
QUOTE(Res @ Jan 8 2007, 07:59 PM)
QUOTE(BubbaMurphy @ Jan 8 2007, 06:45 PM)
QUOTE(Res @ Jan 8 2007, 06:29 PM)
The Revolution (Wii for all you conformists) needs pain sensors that you place on various areas of your body. If you get hit, you'll be poked with a small set of needles that give you the physical sensation of pain.
There's a way to do this generically. You will need:
1 Revolution
1 copy of any game that uses the new controller feature.
1 friend.
1 paramedic.
1 defibrillator.
Play the game while having your friend pay close attention to your character and health meter. As you accumulate damage, your friend will hit you with a baseball bat in the corresponding areas you were hit ni the game.
When you pick up a health pack, have the paramedic give you an ever so small dose of anabolic steroids. This will improve your resistibility in real time.
If you fall in a pit of spikes, get headshott'd, or just plain die, have your friend knock you out (NOT KILL! THIS IS VERY STUPID.) with a bat by smashing your temple with the bat. The dose of steroids you've taken by gaining 'health packs' should keep you alive long enough for doctors to revive you.
However.. Your ability to play the game well any more can be greatly reduced. Only try this if you REALLY want the full experience.
Actually.. Don't try this at all.
lol
I should try that sometime
FOOOOOOOL!!!!
... Make a video of it.
I almost pissed my pants from laughing when I read that last comment.
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Res
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Posted 09 January 2007 - 03:22 AM
QUOTE(Mase Windu @ Jan 8 2007, 09:09 PM)
I almost pissed my pants from laughing when I read that last comment.
....Make a video of it.
Overwhelmed as one would be, placed in my position.
Such a heavy burden now to be "The One".
Born to bear and read to all the details of our ending
To write it down for all the world to see.
Such a heavy burden now to be "The One".
Born to bear and read to all the details of our ending
To write it down for all the world to see.