[Slay Mantus]

so whos getting the new iphone?

[Neraphym]

I'm verizon...

[Cspace]

It does look pretty cool.

Apparently it can be used as an electric razor, an eating utensil, a hand warmer, a pepper spray dispenser, a proxy server, a radio transmitter, a tazer, a car battery, a wireless network adapter, a frisbee, a bulletproof shield, a baseball cap, a flashlight, a bot for grinding WoW characters, a vacuum cleaner, a golf cart engine, a Geiger counter, a disinfectant wipe, a radar gun, a fan, a cue stick, a hearing aid, an aircraft navigator, and a hand grenade.

Oh, and it can be used as a phone which is always a plus.

[Jake]

And it serves cocktail shrimps at parties too you nub

(but you have to hack it first)

[Yevgeny Borisovitch Volgin]

You forgot the spork function.