Er.
Two? Three years? God, it's been a while. Either way, anyone who's been here long enough knows that I am famous for suggesting extremely stupid name changes. If 'SunChild' means anything to you, you know what I mean. (And if you start on that, I will personally cut your legs off, and eat all of your Reeses.

Still, I'd like one last try at this.
I would like to be Squishy. After all, back in the day, Zolly and I had a famous squishy battle.
Or the Walrus. I am, after all, the walrus.
Or, perhaps, I could just stay as Hyper as I am now.
Please, give your opinions, and various free soft drinks.