[Nazē.]

FIRMIN: Please. Shoot them. I’m begging you.

CONSTABLE: Should we shoot the Phantom?

ANDRE: Nah, let him keep going.

CONSTABLE: But—he’s on the other side of the stage from Christine. Clear shot. We could totally take him down, man.

ANDRE: Nah, don’t worry about it. I mean, it’s not like he could escape or anything, or has ever done that before.

[Darkness]

THE MOB [in the distance]: WE COME FOR YOU, PHANTOM!

THE PHANTOM: Go, both of you! Forget me! Be happy!

CHRISTINE: But you still have plenty of time to let him go or kill him or whatever—

RAOUL: CHRISTINE!

CHRISTINE: And carry me off somewhere!

RAOUL: CHRISTINE!

CHRISTINE: They’ll never find you in here! You could ravish me and everything and no one would be able to stop you. You could totally get away with it!

RAOUL: Oh my GOD.

THE PHANTOM: No, no. The jig, she is up. Go with the man you love and be happy. Get out of here. Beat it. Scram.

RAOUL: Come on, Christine! Let’s go! I’ve got his gondola! Hurry!

CHRISTINE: Oh, fine.

[Nazē.]

Gondola... XD


THE PHANTOM: Marry me or I kill him!

RAOUL: Don’t do it ChristiNNNNNGGGGGH!

CHRISTINE: Wait, so… if I really love Raoul, I’ll marry… you…?

RAOUL: No, Christine! I fought so hard to set you freeNNNNNGGHHHHH!

[©allum]

LEONIDAS: No retreat, no surrender: that is Spartan law. And by Spartan law, we shall stand and fight... and die. A new age has begun, and age of freedom! And all shall know that 300 Spartans gave their last breath to defend it!

[Darkness]

...

I don't think that's PotO

[Nazē.]

Somehow, I don't think so either...

[Darkness]

One would hope not.

Harry storms off into the night dragging his trunk, apparently having left his owl to the Dursleys’ tender mercies.

HP FANS: OMGWTFHEDWIG!

SOME DARK AND SCARY SWING SET: *swings*

SOME DARK AND SCARY SEESAW: *saws*

SOME SCARY BLACK DOG: Rrrrrr! Black dog, I’m a BLACK dog!

HARRY: Okay, maybe I didn’t think this all the way through.

[Nazē.]

Lawl! Link!

[©allum]

I've never seen or read Phantom of the Opera

[Darkness]

*shifty*


CORNELIUS FUDGE: *has a Ministry of Magic office in the middle of a tavern for some reason*

HARRY: Hedwig! You made it!

HEDWIG: Love you too, {expletive Chuck Norris'd by Cspace}.

FUDGE: So! Harry! Bit of illegal magic there that we usually expel students for! No worries, all cleaned up, be on your way now!

HUNCHBACK: Mr. Potter! Saaanctuaaary!

HARRY: Y'all. Are such. Freaks.

HUNCHBACK: ONE OF US! ONE OF US!

HARRY: *runs*

[Nazē.]

*Wants to watch*

[Darkness]

Fudge has helpfully bought all of Harry's new school books.

THE MONSTER BOOK OF MONSTERS: *eats Harry’s face*

HARRY: I shall stomp on you and tie you up and name you Fizgig.

THE MONSTER BOOK OF MONSTERS: AHahAHahAHahAH!

[Nazē.]

Fizgig...

[Darkness]

HARRY: Guys, I have something really freaky to tell you! Shall we sit in the train car with the drunk sleeping under a coat?

HERMIONE: Sure, might as well.

HARRY: Rock. So, Sirius Black is coming to kill me and stuff.

WINDOW: *frosts over*

DRUNK’S BOTTLE: *freezes*

RON: OMG we’re going into a new ice age! Everybody start burning books!
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SCARY SHRIVELED HAND: *pulls open door*

DEMENTOR: SHIIIIIRE…. BAAAAAGGINS….

KIDS: AHHHHHHH!

DEMENTOR: *dements*

HARRY: *pitches a spaz*





SHIIIIRE.... BAAAAAAGGINS.... actually made me laugh XD

[Nazē.]

Lawl.