[PissedBuddha]

Something tells me some of you guys have already seen this thing, as its been around for 7 years, but I'd like to show it because it made me laugh my *ss off. I found a part of Romeo and Juliet and put it in this translator

ORIGINAL TEXT:
* Is the day so young?

* Benvolio. But new struck nine.

* Romeo. Ay me! sad hours seem long. 185
Was that my father that went hence so fast?

* Benvolio. It was. What sadness lengthens Romeo's hours?

* Romeo. Not having that, which, having, makes them short.

* Benvolio. In love?

* Romeo. Out— 190

* Benvolio. Of love?

* Romeo. Out of her favour, where I am in love.

* Benvolio. Alas, that love, so gentle in his view,
Should be so tyrannous and rough in proof!

* Romeo. Alas, that love, whose view is muffled still, 195
Should, without eyes, see pathways to his will!
Where shall we dine? O me! What fray was here?
Yet tell me not, for I have heard it all.
Here's much to do with hate, but more with love.
Why, then, O brawling love! O loving hate! 200
O any thing, of nothing first create!
O heavy lightness! serious vanity!
Mis-shapen chaos of well-seeming forms!
Feather of lead, bright smoke, cold fire,
sick health! 205
Still-waking sleep, that is not what it is!
This love feel I, that feel no love in this.
Dost thou not laugh?


Anyways, it translated all of that DIRECTLY in to this:

* ROMEO!1!!!1!1! OMG SI TEH DAY SO U?!!?!!!? LOL
* BNVOLIO!!!!1111 BUT NU STRUK NIEN!1!!111 OMG LOL
* ROMEO!1!!1!!11 AY M3!!!!11! LOL SAD HOURS SEM LONG!1!11!!!1 WTF LOL 185
WAS TAHT MAH FATHER TAHT WENT H3NC3 SO FAST?!!!? OMG
* BNVOLIO!1!11!!1! OMG WTF IT WAS!11!!! WUT SADNAS L3NGTH3NS ROMAOS HOURS?!!!?!!? OMG
* ROM3O!1!!!!!1 OMG NOT HAVNG TAHT WHICH HAVNG MAEKS THEM SHORT!!11!1 OMG WTF
* BNVOLIO!111!!!! IN LOV3??!??!!! OMG WTF
* ROM3O!1!111 OUT— 190
* BNVOLIO!1!!!!!1 OMG OF LOV3?!????? LOL
* ROMEO!!1!! OMG WTF LOL OUT OF HAR FAVOUR WHERE IM IN LOVA!11!!111! OMG WTF
* BNVOLIO!!!1! OMG WTF ALAS TAHT LOVE SO GENTLA IN HIS VEIW
SHUD B SO TYRANOS AND ROUGH IN PROF!1!!!11!1 OMG LOL
* ROMEO!111!!1! OMG LOL ALAS TAHT LOVE WHOSA VEIW SI MUFL3D STIL 195
SHUD WITHOUT EYAS SE PATHWAYS 2 HIS WIL
!1!!!!!! WTF WHERA SHAL WE DIEN?!?!?! LOL O M3!!!1!1!! OMG WUT FRAY WAS HER3
?!?!?? WTF LOL YET TAL M3 NOT FOR I HAEV H3ARD IT AL
!!!!11!!! WTF H3R3S MUCH 2 DO WIT HAET BUT MORE WIT LOV3
!1!1!!11 OMG LOL Y THEN O BRAWLNG LOVE!!!!1!11! WTF O LOVNG HAET!11!!! 20
O ANY THNG OF NOTHNG FIRST CREAET
!11!11!!! O H3AVY LIGHTNES!11!11!!! WTF LOL SERIOS VANITY
!!!!! MIS-SHAEPN CHAOS OF WAL-SEMNG FORMS
!!1!1!111 OMG F3ATH3R OF LAAD BRIGHT SMOKE COLD FIER
SIK HEALTH!!!!!1! OMG WTF LOL 205
STIL-WAKNG SLEP TAHT SI NOT WUT IT IS
!!!!!11 OMG LOL THES LUV FEL I TAHT FEL NO LUV IN THIS
!!!1!11 DOST THOU NOT LAUGH?!??!????

As you can see, there are a few errors, but this thing is pretty damn good.

http://ssshotaru.hom...translator.html

[Res]

Almost as old as DOS, but still a magnificently great find one way or another.

Sometimes I'm glad I'm reminded of these things. Thanks.
In fact, I'm going to put it to use here in a moment. Much appreciated!!

[Jake]

Yea though I walk through the valley of the shadow of AOL, I will fear no n00b; For thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff, they comfort me.

[x..]

"HALO NOBATRONS!1!!! WTF HOW SI THES PLAENT?!!???!! *READEIS GUNS*"

[Aaron]

Yea though I walk through the valley of the shadow of AOL, I will fear no n00b; For thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff, they comfort me.

N00bs ph34r me .

[Goto]

Hehe, kind of makes me feel old when 7 years ago puts the date much closer to the release of Windows ME than it does anywhere near DOS.

[x..]

IM XMADOLA FEAR ME!!111!!1 WTF NOB!1111! P