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The world absolutely wet its' pants when a scientist* working for ChevronTexaco demonstrated that Global Warming is not caused by Greenhouse Gas emissions.
"Global Warming, contrary to popular belief, is not caused by Greenhouse Gas. Rather it is a direct consequence of the increasing number of Democrats in the world." The scientist said.
According to ChevronTexaco's full statement, Global Warming occurs when the ratio of Republicans to Democrats is less than or equal to 1. The statement states that:
"When an imbalance between major political parties occurs in favor of the Democratic party, God gets really, really angry. This leads to The Almighty increasing average global temperature in an attempt to annoy the heck out of democrats."
"This revolution is sure to set United-States-icans on the righteous and glorious path." Said a republican who preferred to remain anonymous.
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Atilla 
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Posted 09 October 2007 - 10:37 PM
I'll test this theory for this year's science fair.
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<b>(")_(")</b> him on his way to world domination.
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<b>(")_(")</b> him on his way to world domination.
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Nazē.
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Posted 10 October 2007 - 01:30 AM
Mmhm, I heard about that the other day.
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Blame it on the Pop
Why yes... I did give in to this here thing above. =O
Hug?
Blame it on the Pop
Why yes... I did give in to this here thing above. =O
Hug?
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Res
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Posted 10 October 2007 - 03:15 AM
And if not, I went ahead and did it for him.
Yeah, here's a way to test. Put a group of 5 republicans in an airtight box and 5 democrats in an airtight box, and children in an airtight box (As a control group), and see which produces more heat.
There you go.
Yeah, here's a way to test. Put a group of 5 republicans in an airtight box and 5 democrats in an airtight box, and children in an airtight box (As a control group), and see which produces more heat.
There you go.
Overwhelmed as one would be, placed in my position.
Such a heavy burden now to be "The One".
Born to bear and read to all the details of our ending
To write it down for all the world to see.
Such a heavy burden now to be "The One".
Born to bear and read to all the details of our ending
To write it down for all the world to see.
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Zziggywolf5
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Posted 10 October 2007 - 10:12 PM
Shocking!
Those libs* have been making up the whole "burning stuff" theory to protect themselves... Figures. :/
*"Libs" is short for "liberals," which was deemed too big a word for the average person. Didn't you know that? You should have.
Those libs* have been making up the whole "burning stuff" theory to protect themselves... Figures. :/
*"Libs" is short for "liberals," which was deemed too big a word for the average person. Didn't you know that? You should have.
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