Inasnity Contest Step III- Second Trial Of Moar Spam.
#48
Posted 22 December 2007 - 04:22 PM
Ah, Saturday. At last, I can make the script XD
*thinks for a while*
Oh noes... It's the...
Adventures of Darky, Nazy, Nuu, and Billyyyy!
*the scene appears to be in the kitchen of some random house*
Darky: I.. HUNGER!
Billy: Food is for schmucks.
Nazy slaps Billy.
Nuu tosses Billy into the refrigerator.
*cut to inside refrigerator, where Billy is seen shivering and turning blue*
Narrator: Uh oh, Billeh! It's rather cold in there!
*cut back to kitchen*
Nazy: ...
*cut back to inside of refrigerator, where Billy seems to have frozen solid and then broken into several pieces*
Narrator: FROZEN'D!
*cut back to outside of refrigerator*
Nuu opens the refrigerator.
Nuu: ...
Darky: Huh. Billy's dead.
Nazy: Hoorah! The endless nights of dancing the macarena are finally OVER!
*flashback to a random night in a house's parlor, where all four of the group are dancing the macarena*
Nuu: A la tuhuelpa legria macarena...
Nazy: Que tuhuelce paralla legria cosabuena...
Darky: A la tuhuelpa legria macarena...
Darky: Wait a second!
Darky stops dancing.
Darky: I don't even -speak- Spanish!
Billy: DANCE, FOOL!
Billy brandishes a whip, and promptly whips the Darky.
*end flashback*
Darky: ... Indeed.
Nuu giggles.
Nuu: Good times, good times...
Darky and Nazy both turn a burning stare upon Nuu.
Nuu, sensing the danger he has put himself in, promptly changes the subject.
Nuu: So uhh... Let's go... outside, yeah?!
Nazy: ... 'Kay.
The trio goes heads for the door.
Out of no where, a pencil appears, flying as straight as an arrow! It embeds itself in the middle of Nuu's forehead, driving him backwards into the wall. He slides down the wall, leaving a long streak of pencil.
Narrator: PENCIL'D!
Darky speaks, referring to the pencil marks on the wall.
Darky: At least we'll always know how tall he was.
Nazy: ... 'Kay. So, outside?
Darky: Indeed!
Darky and Nazy proceed outside.
Darky: Let's go... To the ship!
Nazy: To the ship!
Darky: To the ship!
Nazy: To the ship!
Darky: To the ship!
Nazy: To the ship!
Darky: To the ship!
Nazy: To the ship!
Darky: To the ship!
Darky: TO THE SHIP!
*cut to a pirate ship in the middle of the ocean*
Nazy: Hey... How'd we get all the way out here?
Darky: Do not question my ability to defy the realities of physics and science!
Nazy: ... 'Kay. So where to, captain?
Darky: I don't know. How about... RUSSIA?!
Nazy: No. We're going to....
*cut to the road outside of a random grocery store*
Nazy: THE GROCERY STORE!
Darky: Eh? How'd we... get... back here...?
Nazy: We sailed here.
Nazy points to the pirate ship in the middle of the parking lot, which has fallen over and crushed many cars. Screams are heard, sirens wail, fire rages, and people run about.
Darky: Oh! Alright, then.
They head forward towards the supermarket.
A boulder falls from the sky, crushing Nazy!
Narrator: BOULDER'D!
Darky: ... Holy canoli, where's all of this stuff coming from!?
Sirens wail.
Darky: Hey... I'm... I'm the only one left!
Darky: ABSOLUTE POWER!
A fire truck appears and runs over Darky.
Narrator: DELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR... 'D!
*cut to a graveyard where four graves are prominent, upon them written the names 'Billy', 'Nuu', 'Nazy', and 'Darky'*
A random child dances on Billy's grave, giggling maniacally.
... It's over!
*thinks for a while*
Oh noes... It's the...
Adventures of Darky, Nazy, Nuu, and Billyyyy!
*the scene appears to be in the kitchen of some random house*
Darky: I.. HUNGER!
Billy: Food is for schmucks.
Nazy slaps Billy.
Nuu tosses Billy into the refrigerator.
*cut to inside refrigerator, where Billy is seen shivering and turning blue*
Narrator: Uh oh, Billeh! It's rather cold in there!
*cut back to kitchen*
Nazy: ...
*cut back to inside of refrigerator, where Billy seems to have frozen solid and then broken into several pieces*
Narrator: FROZEN'D!
*cut back to outside of refrigerator*
Nuu opens the refrigerator.
Nuu: ...
Darky: Huh. Billy's dead.
Nazy: Hoorah! The endless nights of dancing the macarena are finally OVER!
*flashback to a random night in a house's parlor, where all four of the group are dancing the macarena*
Nuu: A la tuhuelpa legria macarena...
Nazy: Que tuhuelce paralla legria cosabuena...
Darky: A la tuhuelpa legria macarena...
Darky: Wait a second!
Darky stops dancing.
Darky: I don't even -speak- Spanish!
Billy: DANCE, FOOL!
Billy brandishes a whip, and promptly whips the Darky.
*end flashback*
Darky: ... Indeed.
Nuu giggles.
Nuu: Good times, good times...
Darky and Nazy both turn a burning stare upon Nuu.
Nuu, sensing the danger he has put himself in, promptly changes the subject.
Nuu: So uhh... Let's go... outside, yeah?!
Nazy: ... 'Kay.
The trio goes heads for the door.
Out of no where, a pencil appears, flying as straight as an arrow! It embeds itself in the middle of Nuu's forehead, driving him backwards into the wall. He slides down the wall, leaving a long streak of pencil.
Narrator: PENCIL'D!
Darky speaks, referring to the pencil marks on the wall.
Darky: At least we'll always know how tall he was.
Nazy: ... 'Kay. So, outside?
Darky: Indeed!
Darky and Nazy proceed outside.
Darky: Let's go... To the ship!
Nazy: To the ship!
Darky: To the ship!
Nazy: To the ship!
Darky: To the ship!
Nazy: To the ship!
Darky: To the ship!
Nazy: To the ship!
Darky: To the ship!
Darky: TO THE SHIP!
*cut to a pirate ship in the middle of the ocean*
Nazy: Hey... How'd we get all the way out here?
Darky: Do not question my ability to defy the realities of physics and science!
Nazy: ... 'Kay. So where to, captain?
Darky: I don't know. How about... RUSSIA?!
Nazy: No. We're going to....
*cut to the road outside of a random grocery store*
Nazy: THE GROCERY STORE!
Darky: Eh? How'd we... get... back here...?
Nazy: We sailed here.
Nazy points to the pirate ship in the middle of the parking lot, which has fallen over and crushed many cars. Screams are heard, sirens wail, fire rages, and people run about.
Darky: Oh! Alright, then.
They head forward towards the supermarket.
A boulder falls from the sky, crushing Nazy!
Narrator: BOULDER'D!
Darky: ... Holy canoli, where's all of this stuff coming from!?
Sirens wail.
Darky: Hey... I'm... I'm the only one left!
Darky: ABSOLUTE POWER!
A fire truck appears and runs over Darky.
Narrator: DELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR... 'D!
*cut to a graveyard where four graves are prominent, upon them written the names 'Billy', 'Nuu', 'Nazy', and 'Darky'*
A random child dances on Billy's grave, giggling maniacally.
... It's over!

























“In the valley of hope, there is no winter.”
#49
Posted 24 December 2007 - 12:39 AM
Video of the Week! Click it! ;D (Second attempt!)
Blame it on the Pop

Why yes... I did give in to this here thing above. =O
Hug?
Blame it on the Pop

Why yes... I did give in to this here thing above. =O
Hug?
#52
Posted 01 January 2008 - 03:03 PM
It's finished now, Ratty and Charlee haven't submitted their entries, so they are disqualified unless they send me their entries via PM pretty damn soon.
I've decided to accept Xmadole's entry as he actually entered something.
Step IV will be up soon. Hopefully.
I've decided to accept Xmadole's entry as he actually entered something.
Step IV will be up soon. Hopefully.
(wyv btw)

